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Clips from Friends - The One with the 'Cuffs (S04E04)

"Oh, my God. It's in the quiche."
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"- Oh, my God. - Okay, don't panic."
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"I'm gonna go to the store, get you another set of nails."
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"No one is gonna know, and you're gonna look great."
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"Oh. Oh, it's because they're gonna eat... That's the problem."
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"Honey, don't bite your nails."
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"Okay, uh, please don't freak out."
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"Um, but there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups."
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"And there's no way to know which one."
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"And whoever finds it wins the prize."
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"Ha, ha. I'm not freaking out."
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"Why are you laughing?"
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"It's nothing. It's just that now your father owes me $5."
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"Ha, ha. What, you bet I'd lose a nail?"
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"Oh, no, don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these."
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"You bet that I'd screw up?"
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"So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was..."
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"No, that was all true."
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"This was just in case you pulled a Monica."
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"You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase."
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"Honey, come on. Have a sense of humor."
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"You're never able to laugh at yourself."
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"That's right. Ha, ha."
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"[LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY]"
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"I don't get it."
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"No. I have faith."
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"No. You have lasagnas."
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"[OVEN BELL RINGS]"
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"Oh, the ruined quiches are ready."
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"It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up."
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"No, we are. I'm sad."
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"Okay."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, can you wait till tomorrow? All right."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Thanks."
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"No, no. That was my boss. I have to go."
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing?"
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"When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me."
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"Wait. I want to show you something."
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"What is it?"
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"Just a little gag gift somebody gave me."
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"Put your hands together."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"You're not the boss of me."
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"Yeah, you are."
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"Hmm. Saucy."
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"I'll be back in two minutes."
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"You're, uh...? You're going to leave me like this?"
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"Okay, but if you don't come back soon..."
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"...there's pretty much nothing I can do about it."
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"- Oh. - Hi. I brought you back a macaroon."
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"You know why? She's got the Christmas bonus list in there."
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"I saw her working on it this morning."
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"Okay, swear you won't tell."
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"- You want to see the list? SOPHIE: Yeah."
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"[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]"
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"[RACHEL & SOPHIE GASP]"
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"Hi."
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"How are you?"
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"Hello, Joanna..."
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"JOANNA [OVER PHONE]: I'm sorry. I may be a little longer."
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"- How little? - A couple hours. I feel awful."
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"Look, this isn't funny. You get back here now."
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"- I can't. - Why not?"
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"I'm in my boss' car."
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"- What? - Uh-oh, tunnel."
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"[STATIC HISSING]"
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"[INTERCOM BUZZES]"
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"What?"
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"CHANDLER [OVER INTERCOM]: Rachel, could I see you for a moment?"
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"Okay, here's the situation. Ahem."
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"Could you be a doll..."
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"...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me?"
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"And on a totally separate subject, that is a lovely pantsuit."
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"You promised you would break up with her."
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"I did break up with her. She just took it really, really well."
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"And the fact that you were jeopardizing my career never entered your mind?"
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"It did enter my mind."
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"But then something happened that made it shoot right out."
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"You know what, Chandler?"
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"You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out them."
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"No, no, no. I can't get myself right out of them."
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"You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler."
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"Come on, you have to unlock me."
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"She could be gone for hours, and I'm cold and..."
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"Ugh! Chandler. All right. This is it."
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"You never see Joanna again."
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"Never."
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"- You never come into this office again. - Fine."
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"- You give me back my Walkman. - I..."
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"I never borrowed your Walkman."
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"Well, then I lost it. You buy me one."
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"You got it. Here we go. Come on. This is great."
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"- Aw. - Does it hurt?"
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"No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off."
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"Hello, sweet pants."
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"Wait a minute. What are you gonna tell Joanna?"
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"About what?"
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"When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna know I let you out and I'm gonna get fired."
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"I'll make something up. I'm good at lying."
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"I actually did borrow your Walkman."
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"No, there's nothing to make up. She's gonna know I have a key to her office."
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"Oh, I don't think so."
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"[CHANDLER & RACHEL GRUNTING]"
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"Well, this is much better."
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"So here's somebody interesting, Joey."
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"What do you know about Van Gogh?"
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"- Uh, he cut off his ear. - And?"
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"He painted that."
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"Wow. That's pretty nice."
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"I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked."
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"- What else you got in there? - Let's see, uh..."
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"- Where does the Pope live? - In the woods."
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"Wait, wait, that's the joke answer."
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"Actually, it's Vatican City."
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