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Clips from Friends - The One with the 'Cuffs (S04E04)

"Now, uh, what do you know about, uh, vulcanized rubber?"
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"Spock's birth control."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"You need these books."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"This used to be your room?"
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"Wow. Oh, you must have been in really good shape as a kid."
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"Oh, I'm such an idiot."
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"I can't believe I actually thought she could change."
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"Look, who cares what your mom thinks?"
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"So you pulled a Monica."
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"Oh, good. I'm glad that's catching on."
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"Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means."
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"You know, go down there and prove your mother wrong."
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"You finish the job you were hired to do and we'll call that "pulling a Monica.""
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"What?"
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"Okay, um, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say:"
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""Yeah, you pulled a Monica." Ha, ha."
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"Oh, or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah, no, he pulled a Monica.""
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"Or someone hits a home run, and the announcer says:"
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""Yeah, that one's out of here.""
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"Because some things don't change."
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"But I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something that I make."
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"Ooh."
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"Oh! Wow."
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"RACHEL: Chandler."
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"Chandler, please. I have to get you locked up back the way you were."
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"I'm so going to lose my job."
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"She's very private about her office."
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"Now I know why."
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"...she's gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go."
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"- I'll clean your bathroom for a month. - Still wouldn't be clean."
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"All I want is my freedom."
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"- Foot rubs for a month. - Freedom."
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"I'll take all your photos and put them into albums."
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"Freedom. I want my freedom."
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"Why won't you hear me? Sophie, help me."
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"- Help me. - Sophie, sit."
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"[MUMBLING]"
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"God, would you just calm down?"
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"I'm going to say this for the last time."
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"Wow, there's a lot I didn't know about vomit."
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"[DUCK QUACKS]"
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"In a minute."
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"So, what do you say, Joey?"
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"You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200."
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"That works out to just 50 bucks a book."
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"Twelve hundred dollars?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"...and I got patio furniture in my living room."
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"Well, uh, what can you swing?"
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"How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?"
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"You don't have anything?"
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"You want to see what I got? Okay."
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"I got a baby Tootsie Roll..."
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"...a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex..."
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"...a rock..."
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"...and an army man."
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"Okay, I get the picture. Uh, thanks for your time."
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"And a fifty."
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"Huh. These must be Chandler's pants."
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"For 50 bucks you can get one book."
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"What will it be? A? B? C?"
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"I think I'm gonna stick with the V."
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"I want to see how this bad boy turns out. Heh."
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"I, uh, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts."
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"I, uh... Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning."
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"- With extra pulp? - Yeah."
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"No."
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"I've got it."
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"I have so got it."
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"There's gonna be rumors about this. There's no way to stop it."
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"Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know."
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"- How do Monica and Phoebe know? - Oh, I called them."
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"When they ask me what I saw..."
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"...I can be very generous..."
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"...or very stingy."
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"I can make you this generation's Milton Berle."
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"- And Milton Berle has... - Oh. Not compared to you."
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"- Well? - They're not even touching the lasagna."
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"- Really? - Oh, they love your casserole."
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"It's hard to believe, just a little while ago, this was nothing but ingredients."
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"Everyone seems to like your dish."
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"I thought it was..."
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"...quite tasty."
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"So if everyone liked it, and you liked it..."
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"A bitch?"
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"Well, I was going for "wrong," but we can use your word."
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"Yes, well, I was wrong."
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"And I have to say..."
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"...you really impressed me today."
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"Wow."
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"Um, you might even say that she pulled a Monica."
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"She doesn't know we switched it."
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"And the next time you cater for me..."
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"...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer."
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"Oh, Mom, don't bite your nails."
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"- Hello. GROUP: Hey."
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"Hello, Chandler."
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"I love you."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Oh."
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"No, he doesn't."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Two hours, that lasted."
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"So did you break up with Joanna?"
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"I think so."
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"Well, it's a good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like Vesuvius."
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"And speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent, igneous-rock formation."
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"What?"
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"Oh, yeah. Lava spewing, hot ash."
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"Of course, some are dormant."
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"Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden?"
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"Oh, we can talk about something else."
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"What do you want to talk about? Vivisection?"
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"The vas deferens?"
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"Oh, did anybody see that documentary on the Korean War?"
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"GROUP: Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, God, Korea's such a beautiful country."
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