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Clips from American Dad! - Daddy Queerest (S04E04)

"A bobby pin would fall out, and a rebellious lock would cascade down."
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"Dudes! Vince Chung is throwing a bonfire..."
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"beneath the water tower tomorrow night."
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"And get this, anyone can come..."
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"as long as they bring booze or girls!"
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"My sister's a girl."
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"Yeah, but they have to be prettier than Leelee Sobieski."
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"So you're still doing that whole Hebrew thing, huh?"
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"This is interesting, Francine. Congress is in session now. In."
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"So if we're at a party, say..."
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"and someone asks whether it's in or not, you'll know that it is in."
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"are the hottest thing in a cool pink can."
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"- What am I doing? I'm reading an ad. - [Knocking]"
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"Knock, knock. Sorry to interrupt."
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"- Hi, Libby. - I just got a call."
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"My father's coming into town and will be staying with us for a few days."
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"- Oh, that sounds nice. - Yeah, yeah, should be great fun."
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"Oh, also, he doesn't know I'm gay."
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"Our Mapplethorpe prints, our baby, this nude drawing I did of Burt Reynolds."
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"Terry, this is insane."
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"Okay, the kitchen door entrance is supposed to be just family."
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"We've been together for nine years."
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"We have a baby. You have to tell your father!"
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"You don't understand, okay?"
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"You don't know what it's like being the son ofTank Bates."
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"Wait. Tank Bates is your father?"
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"The All-Pro fullback for the Washington Redskins, Tank Bates?"
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"Yes. That's why he's coming into town. They're retiring his jersey."
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"Theismann pitches out to Bates. Bates comes around the end."
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"The offensive line clears a hole. He leaps over the top, and he's short!"
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"He's stopped at the one-yard line!"
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"Football! Catch the fever!"
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"You know what? You're right."
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"- It's time I tell my father the truth. - [Both] Mmm."
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"You mind if I come over and toss the old pigskin around with your dad..."
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"There he is."
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"[Boys Whispering]"
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"#A little bit of Monica in my life #"
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"E-Excuse me, are you Warren?"
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"Help you boys get loaded?"
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"[Gasps] You're the guy who buys booze for kids?"
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"Sure. It's a great way to make money."
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"That's how I bought my boom box, that's how I bought my dog, Pepper..."
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"and that's how I bought this folding chair that turns into a backpack."
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"I put it on and I'm completely mobile."
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"Great! We'd like liquor, please."
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"comes by and says this is her dog, it is."
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"Pepper is stolen."
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"Terry, don't worry. It'll be fine."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"- Hey there, kid. - Hi, Dad."
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"- He's so big! - Sorry I'm late. Traffic was-"
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"and if I don't do it right now, I might never be able to."
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"- All right. What is it? - Y-You see, l-"
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"I'm-"
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"This is my girlfriend, Francine, and we had this baby out of wedlock..."
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"the homos from across the street."
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"- Terrible. Is that the first couch ever made? - Uh-"
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"I can't believe Terry. That is my house and my partner and my baby!"
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"And here I am living out of an overnight bag..."
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"in the teardown across the street!"
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"When I entered you non-anally, that was divine."
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"[Clears Throat] Terry, I've slept on it..."
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"and I've decided I can accept this."
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"I know you'll do the right thing and get married."
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"Finally make an honest woman out of me-"
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"- Her! Out of her. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"Francine, you need to come home. Greg won't stop being snarky."
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"- He's just waiting for the right moment. - [Grumbles]"
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"Oh, look at him. He's just gonna float away, float away like a fairy."
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"Oh, look at him. He's just gonna float away, float away like a fairy."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Look at him, carrying those heavy trash cans like a girl."
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"[Wolf Whistle]"
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"[Door Closes]"
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"- What a day. Where's dinner? - At the store."
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"I don't cook, Stan. We'll just have to go out to dinner."
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"But it's a weekday. That's "once in a while on weekends" talk."
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"Straight women don't ask for much, do they?"
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"Have you seen Steve? I want to see his face..."
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"when I tell him the midget who acted inside of R2-D2 died."
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"Love it. Love everything about it. But he's out at a party."
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"I bought him so much beer!"
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"Roger, you can't buy beer for Steve. He's only 14."
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"Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I did it for $12 profit."
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"## [Piano, Slow]"
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"Hi. Greg Corbin, Stan's neighbor."
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"From Action News. Of course!"
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"Nothing too big, just some boyish night poundings."
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"Would you like to join us for a glass, Director Bullock?"
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"And Heisenberg's wife was unhappy..."
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"because when her husband had the time, he didn't have the energy..."
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"You know, Stan, this is very last-minute..."
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"Would you and Greg care to come?"
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"# Say it loud and there's music playing #"
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"# Say it soft #"
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"# I'll never stop saying #"
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"# Maria ##"
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"Excellent way to express joy."
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"- My Helen Mirren, my little queen. - [Cell Phone Rings]"
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"I'm just calling to tell you this'll all be over soon."
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"Put $30 on it. That's what I feel like I owe."
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"Terry, I hope you're talking to your father in there."
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"Uh, well, l-I need to tell you something."
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"Not much. Terry's crazy broad locked us in here."
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"It was pretty quiet until I flipped to Skinemax."
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"Yep. Just father and son sitting around and watching a guy plow a girl."
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"You only like this 50%, huh, fairy?"
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"I like this 100%."
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"[Slurps]"
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"See what he's like?"
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"Francine, I appreciate you trying, but I am never telling him."
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"I don't know what I was thinking."
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"- Why did you do that? - Do what?"
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"Test the ax that could save our lives in a fire?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I care a whole hell of a lot!"
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"And l- I just- l-I don't know."
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"- Roger, Steve could be dead! He could be- - [Door Opens]"
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"[Slurring] What up, you ass-face bitches..."
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"'Za and, uh-"
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