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Clips from American Dad! - Daddy Queerest (S04E04)

"Because it's more important to find a golf ball than to please our wives!"
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"- [Phone Beeps] - [Groans]"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I have no idea. I just say stuff sometimes."
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"Francine embarrassed you again, huh?"
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"She doesn't know when to laugh at jokes..."
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"She'd wear her silver mane up..."
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"I'd get in real close and whisper, "You have a loose hair, hellcat.""
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"A kid from Hebrew school told me about a guy named Warren..."
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"Excellent! We'll go after school."
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"Yes, Steve! It's who I am!"
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"It's everything to me!"
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, and look at this. It says energy drinks for women..."
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"So if I could keep a few things over here while he's in town, that'd be great."
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"It's unfinished. Don't finish it."
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"You don't want Libby to grow up thinking being gay is something to be ashamed of, do you?"
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"He probably won't feel like it after."
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"We all see the kids, Steve! God!"
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"All right. Be right back."
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"[Knocking]"
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"Sweetie, you can do this."
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"Dad, I have something to tell you..."
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"and I didn't tell you because I knew you wouldn't approve."
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"- And who are they? - Oh, that's Stan and Greg-"
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"- Good morning, Mr. Bates. - Morning."
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"You know, I was just wondering what the hell this is."
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"He probably wishes that rock was a big, naked man."
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"Yeah. Whistle a show tune, you drag queen!"
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"and don't whiz in the shower on her birthday."
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"What a coincidence. That's my favorite vintage."
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"I suppose I could stay for one glass."
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"and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum."
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"- [Laughing] - [Laughing]"
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"#And it's almost like praying #"
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"# Maria #"
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"See you both tomorrow night, then."
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"I locked Terry and Tank in the den."
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"I gotta go. Here's my credit card."
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"Talking to me about what?"
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"[Grunts] What's going on? What's been said?"
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"Thank God Stan burst in when he did."
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"I mean, I try so hard and you try so little."
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"you stupid-ass honky-fuckin' faggots?"
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"'S awesome! I made out with a girl I met at this place that I went to after..."
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"When you're drunk, you don't have time for the beginning of words."
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"[Moaning, Giggling]"
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"Oh, Hayley, you were right! Minors should never drink alcohol. I see that now!"
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"I will make up for what I have done if it takes the rest of my life!"
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"Hello, I'm Roger. I like to pretend!"
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"It made me want to become a journalist."
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"Uh, Stan, I think you're mistaken."
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"- Aren't you Morgan Freeman? - This is Nelson Mandela!"
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"Why did you think I was calling him Mr. Mandela?"
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"Hey, Freckles, you wanna hear a joke?"
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"Oh, piggy wants two drinks."
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"Drink it, piggy. Does it taste good, pig?"
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"[Slurring] Hey! Yoo-hoo! Hey, plus one!"
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"You remember- remember me, the person that you came here with?"
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"- Who's the old guy? - Stan Smith, this is Elie Wiesel..."
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"No, she's not. She's my wife!"
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"Terry and Greg are in love. Your son is gay!"
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"You outed Terry to his father..."
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"ever Frasier cast party, every Honda test drive with Darryl."
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"And there's always an underlying reason for this kind of thing."
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"But... while you think it's terrible..."
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"Although, while you don't care about your son's feelings..."
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"you realize that your prejudice is based in ignorance."
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"No. I understand it. I just don't like it."
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"You are no longer welcome."
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"He'll calm down when I explain it's like cramming together..."
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"They're fine."
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"- [Beeping] - [Yawns]"
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"[Gasping]"
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"[Audience Gasps]"
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"Oh, you'll feel better after a few beers."
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"In his rookie season, Tank rushed for over a thousand-"
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"This is your plan to reunite me and my father?"
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"Yeah. It totally makes sense."
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"- I'm not gay! - You see how scared he is of being judged?"
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"I am not gay!"
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"I'm an embarrassment, but I need to work."
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"They'll cheer for anything! Watch!"
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"I just had a beer fart!"
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"And this is who I'm with. Greg is my partner."
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"How could you do this? How could you bring us here?"
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"That should count for something."
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"- [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] It counts! It counts for a lot!"
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"- [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Yeah! All's well."
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"[Kissing]"
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"## [Rock, Muffled]"
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"- [Woman] Your daughter is gorgeous. - Bone structure."
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"This is such an interesting piece."
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"Boner structure."
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"[Greg] Reminder: There's sponge cake and/or cheeses in the piano room."
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"Okay, I've got a good joke."
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"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?"
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"Uh, that's just the setup, honey."
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"A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"Looks like the health care bill is mired in the Senate again."
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"[Woman] Oh, come on!"
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"I don't think our health care system can be reformed."
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"Oh, really? Why not?"
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"Uh-huh, what?"
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"[Laughs] You caught me."
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"Look, everyone. Her dress is see-through!"
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"Everyone's always afraid to be the first one in the pool."
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"- People were impressed by how big they got. - [Groans]"
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"she talks about things she doesn't know about."
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"- [Together] Like Bullock's cocktail parties. - Exactly."
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"Like, I bet if I was married to Helen Mirren, we'd get invited."
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"showing off that sophisticated neck."
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