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Clips from The Simpsons - The Great Simpsina (S22E22)

"It's a three-quarter"
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"flange-less friction slide."
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"What about the locks on the lid?"
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"Shmuck-bait."
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"Sweet, sweet!"
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"Oh, and the next time it's my weekend with you,"
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"I promise there will be no chicks over."
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"Just you, me, the komodo dragon and Ben Roethlisberger."
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"Hell to the yes!"
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"I got haunted by a straight-up, see-through ghost."
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"It was Harry H-Dog Houdini, yo!"
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"Now, after calling me "the new him"-- his words--"
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"he told me the secret to his Milk Can Escape."
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"Yeah."
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"I will perform this trick"
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"at the upcoming world magic championships!"
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"I recommend parking in the mall"
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"and taking the shuttle, yo!"
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"Raymondo, I am so sorry."
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"I got rolled by a pro."
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"Do you know what it's like to be"
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"the kind of girl that boys never talk to,"
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"and then, suddenly, a boy talks to you?"
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"Get out."
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"Haven't you ever been fooled by a pretty face?"
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"Just once."
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"I trusted you."
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"Oh, you think I'm pretty?"
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"Get out!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Lisa, don't feel bad."
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"Judas betrayed Jesus, but he still got paid."
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"Oh, no..."
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"I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy!"
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"I'm gonna go pound some sense"
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"This is gonna leave a diamond pattern on my skin!"
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"Imagine if your greatest secret was given to your worst enemy."
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"A peanut butter and pretzel sandwich?"
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"Mmm!"
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"There's no way a stupid Flanders like me"
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"could ever have thought of this."
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"Okay, maybe secrets are a big deal,"
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"but my daughter's a good kid."
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"So why don't you act your age, forgive her and let me down!"
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"Hey, kid, nobody likes a gloomy magician."
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"Except, of course, Gloomo the Magnificent."
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"Raymondo, you forgive me!"
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"Not so fast."
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"But still, there is hope."
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"Lisa, we've all done things we're ashamed of."
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"I briefly became a disco magician."
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"Have you ever tried to put a leisure suit on a bird?"
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"You get his pants on, he pulls his coat off,"
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"and on it goes."
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"But now I need your help to stop Cregg Demon."
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"All right, I want close-up magicians on the left,"
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"illusionists on the right,"
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"and mentalists-- well, I don't need to tell you."
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"Ah, come on, Lou, I need backup."
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"Wish I could help, Chief."
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"I'll take the box that doesn't talk back."
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"Yeah, that's just what you need, Chief,"
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"another stomach. Shut up."
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"♪ My milk shake brings all the boys to e yard ♪"
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"♪ And they're like, it's better than yours ♪"
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"♪ I could teach you, but I have to charge ♪"
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"Yeah!"
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"♪ And they're like, it's better than yours ♪"
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"Ha, yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"'Sup!"
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"Hope you're watching up there, Houdini-Bro."
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"I did your great-grand-niece."
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"♪ They lose their minds ♪"
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"♪ La-la, la-la, la ♪"
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"Magicfreek! Magicfreek!"
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"It's too late; we can't stop him."
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"Something's wrong."
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"The trick isn't working."
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"Dad, don't die!"
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"I'll get him out!"
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"No."
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"We must not interfere."
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"You're just gonna stand there?"
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"No. With my back, I got to sit."
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"Help!"
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"Ah."
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"Aw, I can't stand you looking at me that way."
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"That's better."
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"I have to go to the little magicians' room."
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"I guess it's up to me to save you, Cregg Demon Magicfreek."
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"You ain't saving nobody demon nothing freek!"
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"Ricky Jay?"
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"David Copperfield?"
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"Penn?"
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"Teller!"
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"We switched the trick milk can with a regular milk can."
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"Because, when he..."
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"You talk onstage, I talk offstage."
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"That was the curse the witch put on us."
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"He stole all our best tricks."
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"And he stole my sexiest magical gestures."
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"Like this one-- ah."
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"Aw..."
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"Wait, I know he's an unethical magician,"
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"and his tattoos are an inconsistent mix"
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"of hieroglyphics and cuneiforms, but he doesn't deserve to die."
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"We ain't asking, kid."
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"Get her!"
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"Penn, just drop them!"
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"I can't!"
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"I never learned how!"
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"I'll save you, Lisa!"
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"The real magic is raising three kids in this economy!"
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"Hands off my apprentice, amateurs!"
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"I thought I killed you in Marrakesh."
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"That was my twin brother."
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"Ruined a lot of my tricks."
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"We might as well finish the job now."
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"To show you we mean business,"
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