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Clips from American Dad! - One Little Word (S04E04)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Come on, number one."
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"Must be nice being the boss's pet."
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"The bed in our cabin has a solid oak headboard."
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"- Oh, " Staniel." - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"Ah. I guess one of us should wonder who that could be at this hour."
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"Smith, I need you to come with me."
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"Perhaps you could babysit, Francine."
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"Francine, did you hear what he said? I'm his new number one."
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"and burped, and changed, and held..."
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"I can't sing in Hindi. I can barely read it."
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"Just tell him about your day. That always puts me to sleep."
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"- [Both Laughing] - [Crying Continues]"
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"- What is that? - A.J. Bullock. I'm babysitting."
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"##[Electronic Dance]"
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"[Chattering]"
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"The plump Asian skank."
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"[Sighs] True. I guess I'll just have to settle for some tight white meat."
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"- [Groans] - Maybe we should try someplace else."
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"- But why not go get her, sir? - I will not negotiate with terrorists."
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"those Sunni insurgents are doing to my poor, sweet Miriam."
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"I'm reminded that he has no mother..."
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"That's terrible, sir. Is there anything I can do to help?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm a squirrel, and that feels great."
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"I can't find my dinosaur stickers."
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"Cheerio, Junior."
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"Bullock's wife is being held by a vicious gang of Islamic terrorists."
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"I can't believe Stan rescued my wife."
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"I think I'll go with- [Gasps] "Oh, would you look at that.""
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"Well, after three years in captivity, she, uh-"
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"- Brainwashed! - And conditioned."
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"L- I shouldn't be doing shtick. Your wife is crazy."
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"I never want to see her again."
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"Oh. You're taking the baby for the first time in five days."
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"- [Crying] - Stan, I'm at my limit."
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"I'm juggling a colicky toddler..."
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"a Vassar alum who thinks she's a Sunni freedom fighter..."
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"- Four and a half! - Aaah! Roger!"
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"- Allah is great! - Miriam!"
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"- He has to take them back. - He will-"
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"Sticky bun. Is it really you?"
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"And I got you something sexy to wear to bed up at the lake."
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"I'll help you get your things."
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"We've become intimate rather quickly."
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"[Groans] Just forget it."
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"I wonder if I'm a top or a bottom."
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"Just trying to get a little attention around here. There we go."
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"[Wailing]"
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"[Sighs] Stan..."
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"But what you did makes me feel..."
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"Now, why don't you get on all fours and grease yourself up like a pig."
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"L-O-V-E. " Love.""
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"" take," " smokes," " to"..."
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"You're supposed to keep me happy. Or do I need to call Avery?"
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"- to cabin number two at Frasier Lake. - [Beeps]"
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"Exactly. Bullock will be caught, he'll have to dump Coco..."
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"I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby."
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"- [Cell Rhone Rings, Beeps] - Hello?"
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"Don't let me down, number one."
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"- Stan! - [Gasps]"
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"Nobody move!"
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"My little curried cupcake!"
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"Avery? [Inhales Deeply]"
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"- Coco. - You know this woman?"
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"M-M-Miriam, p-p-p-put the gun down."
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"- He's losing a lot of blood. - Help me, Stan."
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"- No. - What? - What?"
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"- [Screams] - Stan, I appreciate the gesture..."
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"I think I'm passing out. I smell pennies."
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"Jackson and I will be in the executive dining room."
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"We are not to be disturbed."
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"I hear the executive dining room is amazing!"
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"They say the Caesar salad is tossed at your table by emperor penguins."
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"That's obviously true. You know, I've been here 10 years..."
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"and I haven't had lunch with Bullock once."
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"Unless you count that time I was eating my sandwich on the can..."
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"and he came in to wash his hands. I count that."
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"I came up with a great nickname forJackson today:"
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"Jackson " Brownnose.""
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"- It's a little dated, but I think people will get it. - Mmm, I hope so."
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"I know you're stressed..."
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"but our Valentine's Day getaway is just around the corner."
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"- Oh, I can't wait to be alone with you at Lake Frasier. - Me too."
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"And we're not leaving that lake until you get a concussion."
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"- You want to do it? - No, no. You've already started."
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"I'm going on a dangerous mission..."
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"Number one? I thoughtJackson was-"
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"because he had to go to some-"
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"Oh, I don't know. Something to do with his son's bone marrow."
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"So, I've decided to make you number one."
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"Me? Wow!"
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"Wait. You're taking AveryJunior on a dangerous mission?"
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"I have no choice. His night nurse quit..."
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"when she found the doll I made out of her drain hair."
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"- Me? - That's a great idea."
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"- Sad stuff. - Stan."
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"This is a huge deal."
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"I feel like the sun is shining on me for the first time in my life."
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"Like a baby flower, or a pale goblin-like creature..."
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"awakened from its subterranean slumber by mining activities."
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"[Groans] Fine."
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"- I'll watch A.J. Tonight. - [Cries]"
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"- Uh- - Oh, he just cries like that when he needs to be fed-"
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"and exercised, and bathed, and oiled..."
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"and rocked to sleep to Hindi lullabies."
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"Francine, look. My new crystal arachnid of the month arrived."
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"Miss February is the Latrodectus..."
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"a.k.a. The black widow."
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"Look, I don't have time for you right now. I'm busy."
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"I'm the baby! I'm the drunk baby!"
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"It is tonight, number one. Now, keep your eyes out for the rarest of birds:"
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"Well, unfortunately, everyone here is tall and gorgeous."
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"I'm afraid she's doomed to die alone."
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"And that fat dude in the cape."
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"You're not alone, sir. You have A.J."
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"Whenever I do manage to find a girl willing to overlook my age..."
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"they bolt at the sight of the baby."
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"The whole cradle to grave thing in one look really freaks women out."
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"Besides, every time I look at A. J..."
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