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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Nude Man (S03E03)

To be built entirely

"To be built entirely"

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By characters by 19th-century english literature.

"By characters by 19th-century english literature."

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Here, little nell from dickens' old curiosity shop

"Here, little nell from dickens' old curiosity shop"

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Fits new nylon siphons into the asbestos-lined ceiling.

"Fits new nylon siphons into the asbestos-lined ceiling."

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But it's the electrical system

"But it's the electrical system"

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Which has attracted the most attention.

"Which has attracted the most attention."

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Arthur huntington, who helen graham married as a young girl

"Arthur huntington, who helen graham married as a young girl"

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And whose shameless conduct

"And whose shameless conduct"

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Eventually drove her back to her brother, lawrence

"Eventually drove her back to her brother, lawrence"

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In anne bronte's the tenant of wildfell hall

"In anne bronte's the tenant of wildfell hall"

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Describes why it's unique.

"Describes why it's unique."

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Because, sir, it is self-generating.

"Because, sir, it is self-generating."

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Because we have harnessed here, in this box

"Because we have harnessed here, in this box"

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The very forces of life itself

"The very forces of life itself"

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To beg forgiveness.

"To beg forgiveness."

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The on-site building techniques involve the construction

"The on-site building techniques involve the construction"

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By a crowd of farmhands from tess of the d'urbervilles

"By a crowd of farmhands from tess of the d'urbervilles"

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Supervised by the genial landlady, mrs. jupp

"Supervised by the genial landlady, mrs. jupp"

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From samuel butler's way of all flesh.

"From samuel butler's way of all flesh."

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In contrast to the site in bristol is progress here

"In contrast to the site in bristol is progress here"

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On britain's first 18-level motorway interchange

"On britain's first 18-level motorway interchange"

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Being built by characters from milton's paradise lost.

"Being built by characters from milton's paradise lost."

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What went wrong here?

"What went wrong here?"

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Well, nobody really got on.

"Well, nobody really got on."

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Satan didn't get on with eve...

"Satan didn't get on with eve..."

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Uh... archangel gabriel didn't get on with satan.

"Uh... archangel gabriel didn't get on with satan."

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Nobody got on with the serpent.

"Nobody got on with the serpent."

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So now they have to work a rota--

"So now they have to work a rota--"

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Forces of good from 10:00 till 3:00

"Forces of good from 10:00 till 3:00"

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Forces of evil, 3:00 till 6:00.

"Forces of evil, 3:00 till 6:00."

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But even more modern building techniques are being used

"But even more modern building techniques are being used"

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On an expanding new town site near peterborough.

"On an expanding new town site near peterborough."

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Here, the amazing mystico and janet

"Here, the amazing mystico and janet"

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Can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

"Can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute."

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The local council here have

"The local council here have"

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Over 50 hypnosis-induced 25-story blocks

"Over 50 hypnosis-induced 25-story blocks"

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I asked mr. ken verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis

"I asked mr. ken verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis"

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Compared to other building methods.

"Compared to other building methods."

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Oh, there is a considerable financial advantage

"Oh, there is a considerable financial advantage"

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In using the services of el mystico.

"In using the services of el mystico."

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A block, like mystico point here

"A block, like mystico point here"

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Would normally cost in the region of (funt)1.5 million.

"Would normally cost in the region of (funt)1.5 million."

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But this was put up for five pounds

"But this was put up for five pounds"

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And 30 bob for janet.

"And 30 bob for janet."

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But the obvious question is, are they safe?

"But the obvious question is, are they safe?"

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Of course they're safe.

"Of course they're safe."

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There's absolutely no doubt about that.

"There's absolutely no doubt about that."

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They're as strong, solid and as safe

"They're as strong, solid and as safe"

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As any other building method in this country

"As any other building method in this country"

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Provided, of course, people believe in them.

"Provided, of course, people believe in them."

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Yes, we received a note from the council

"Yes, we received a note from the council"

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Saying that if we ceased to believe in this building

"Saying that if we ceased to believe in this building"

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It would fall down.

"It would fall down."

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In a figment of another man's imagination?

"In a figment of another man's imagination?"

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Where did you used to live?

"Where did you used to live?"

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We had an 18-room villa overlooking nice.

"We had an 18-room villa overlooking nice."

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Oh, yeah, you're right.

"Oh, yeah, you're right."

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Oh, no, no, no!

"Oh, no, no, no!"

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Of course not.

"Of course not."

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Phew! that was close.

"Phew! that was close."

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But the construction of these vast new housing developments

"But the construction of these vast new housing developments"

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Is not the only project to which he has applied his many talents.

"Is not the only project to which he has applied his many talents."

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He also has an infallible pools method

"He also has an infallible pools method"

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A school of spanish dancing and a car hire service.

"A school of spanish dancing and a car hire service."

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What's the driving force

"What's the driving force"

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Behind a man of such restless energies and boundless vision?

"Behind a man of such restless energies and boundless vision?"

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Here, as with so many great men of history

"Here, as with so many great men of history"

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As antony has his cleopatra...

"As antony has his cleopatra..."

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As napoleon has his josephine...

"As napoleon has his josephine..."

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So mystico has his janet.

"So mystico has his janet."

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Yes, janet, a quiet, shy girl

"Yes, janet, a quiet, shy girl"

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An honors graduate from harvard university

"An honors graduate from harvard university"

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American junior sprint record holder

"American junior sprint record holder"

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Ex-world skating champion, nobel prize winner

"Ex-world skating champion, nobel prize winner"

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The girl who helped crack the oppenheimer spy ring in 1947

"The girl who helped crack the oppenheimer spy ring in 1947"

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To the senate narcotics commission in 1958.

"To the senate narcotics commission in 1958."

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She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961

"She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961"

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And a year later, she gave police information

"And a year later, she gave police information"

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In october of that same year

"In october of that same year"

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She secured the conviction of her gardener for bigamy

"She secured the conviction of her gardener for bigamy"

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And three months later

"And three months later"

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Personally led the police swoop on the couple next door.

"Personally led the police swoop on the couple next door."

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And relentless inquiries

"And relentless inquiries"

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That, two years later, finally secured his conviction

"That, two years later, finally secured his conviction"

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For not having a license for his car radio.

"For not having a license for his car radio."

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He was hanged at leeds a year later

"He was hanged at leeds a year later"

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Despite the abolition of capital punishment

"Despite the abolition of capital punishment"

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And the public outcry.

"And the public outcry."

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Also in leeds that year, a local butcher was hanged

"Also in leeds that year, a local butcher was hanged"

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And a mr. jarvis was electrocuted

"And a mr. jarvis was electrocuted"

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For shouting in the corridor.

"For shouting in the corridor."

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We admit there have been outbreaks of hanging recently

"We admit there have been outbreaks of hanging recently"

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But the police are trying

"But the police are trying"

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To keep the situation under control.

"To keep the situation under control."

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You must remember the courts are very busy at the moment

"You must remember the courts are very busy at the moment"

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And the odd death sentence is bound to slip through.

"And the odd death sentence is bound to slip through."

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Electrocutions are another big worry

"Electrocutions are another big worry"

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But we hope that guillotining has been eradicated

"But we hope that guillotining has been eradicated"

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From the urban areas

"From the urban areas"

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And garroting is confined almost entirely to luton.

"And garroting is confined almost entirely to luton."

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Or under sentence of death

"Or under sentence of death"

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Be sure to let us know at this address.

"Be sure to let us know at this address."

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...and premier chou en-lai

"...and premier chou en-lai"

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who called it "a major breakthrough."

"who called it "a major breakthrough.""

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Twelve men were accidentally hanged

"Twelve men were accidentally hanged"

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at whitby assizes this afternoon

"at whitby assizes this afternoon"

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whilst considering their verdict.

"whilst considering their verdict."

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This is one of the worst miscarriages of justice

"This is one of the worst miscarriages of justice"

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in britain since tuesday.

"in britain since tuesday."

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Well, it's 13 minutes to the hour of nine, nine, nine

"Well, it's 13 minutes to the hour of nine, nine, nine"

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here on wonderful radio one-one-one

"here on wonderful radio one-one-one"

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so if you're still lying in your big, big bed

"so if you're still lying in your big, big bed"

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now's the time to get up out of it.

"now's the time to get up out of it."

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We've got another 13 hours of tiptop sounds

"We've got another 13 hours of tiptop sounds"

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Oh, sorry about that.

"Oh, sorry about that."

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So unless you have brain cells

"So unless you have brain cells"

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there's a wonderful day ah...

"there's a wonderful day ah..."

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Must be on radio four.

"Must be on radio four."

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Radio two...

"Radio two..."

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Radio three...

"Radio three..."

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