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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Nude Man (S03E03)

"Radio four."
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"It's 9:00 and time for mortuary hour--"
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"an hour of talks, tunes and downright tomfoolery"
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"for all those who work in mortuaries"
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"introduced as usual by shirley bassey."
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"Well, we're going to kick straight off this week"
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"with our mortuary quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready."
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"Turn that radio off and look lively."
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"It's mortuary hour, mr. wang."
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"Don't argue, battersby."
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"This is our mortuary in here, your grace."
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"I say, I say, i, uh..."
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"I, uh..."
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"I, uh... i, uh..."
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"I, i, i, uh... i, uh..."
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"I, uh..."
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"I... i... i..."
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"I can't think of anything to say about it."
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"Well, we're very proud of it here, sir."
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"I see, yes, yes, yes."
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"Now, um... what are..."
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"Oh, uh..."
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"What are... uh..."
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"What are... what..."
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"What are... what is it?"
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"Is it a power station?"
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"No, your grace, it's a mortuary."
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"I see, I see, good, good, good, good."
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"Well, it has"
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"One of the most advanced thermostat control systems"
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"And it has computer control storage facilities."
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"I see, I see."
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"I, um..."
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"I, uh..."
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"Oh, i..."
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"I, uh..."
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"I, uh... i..."
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"I'm a good little doggie."
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"I'm sorry, your grace?"
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"I'm a good little dog."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Perhaps we should postpone the visit."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"You see, it's just that his brain is so tiny"
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"The slightest movement can dislodge it."
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"Your grace?"
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"Your grace?"
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"Oh, dear, it's rather"
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"Where you have to get the ball into the hole..."
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"Ah!"
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"Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent."
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"Now then, uh... uh..."
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"Perhaps we should go and have a look at the new showers."
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"Yes, yes, yes, rather."
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"Yes, yes, yes, jolly good."
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"Jolly good, jolly good."
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"Jolly good, no fear."
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"Well, the answers were as follows:"
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"number one, the left hand;"
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"two, no; three, normal; four, yes, it has, in 1963"
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"when a bird got caught in the mechanism."
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"Turn that thing off."
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"It's "mortuary dance time," mr. wang."
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"Never mind that, battersby."
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"This is the big one."
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"I've just had whitby police on the phone with 12 hangees."
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"Oh, yeah, we just heard about that on the radios."
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"No, these are 12 different ones, so shtoom."
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"I'll not interrupt this sketch for a pound."
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"What?"
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"For one pound"
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"I'll leave the sketch totally uninterrupted."
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"50p?"
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"I'm prepared to negotiate a 40p deal."
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"For 35p, I won't interrupt any of the next three items."
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"25p?"
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"No."
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"10p and a kiss."
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"You see, it's very simple--"
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"And by putting them together..."
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"What?"
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"Sorry."
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"Hmm?"
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"Wait, nigel."
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"I've got this strange feeling we're being watched."
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"Oh, my god, rose, it's the police."
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"Run for it!"
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"Oh, lunch break."
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"Gott in himmel!"
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"It's coming!"
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"Meanwhile, 55 years later back in london..."
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"Hello, good afternoon"
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"And welcome to the second leg of the olympic final"
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"Of the men's hide-and-seek"
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"Here in the heart of britain's london."
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"We'll be starting in just a couple of moments from now"
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"And there you can see the two competitors--"
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"Francisco huron, the paraguayan"
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"Who, in this leg, is the seeker"
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"And there's the man he'll be looking for"
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"Our own don roberts from hinckley in leicestershire"
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"Who, his trainer tells me"
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"Is at the height of his self-secreting form."
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"Don succeeded in finding the paraguayan"
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"In the new world record time"
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"Of 11 years, two months, 26 days"
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"Nine hours, three minutes, 27.4 seconds"
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"In a sweet shop in kilmarnock."
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"And now they're under starter's orders."
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"On your marks..."
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"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, quince"
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"Seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez..."
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"Once, doce, trece, catorce, quince"
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"Veintidos, veintitres, veinticuatro, veinticinco..."
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"...treinta y seis, treinta y siete, treinta y ocho"
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"Treinta y nueve..."
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"Remember, the paraguayan has got"
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"11 years, two months, 26 days, nine hours"
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"Three minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat."
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"... y ocho, novecientos noventa y nueve..."
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