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Clips from Scrubs - My Own Private Practice Guy (S02E02)

"No, no, no. I'm glad he heard it."
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"since Jordan told you her baby was actually his."
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"This chance meeting is a sign. Time to let go of the secret."
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"You just need to find a smooth way in."
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"Hey, Dr Cox. Taking a whizz?"
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""JD has a tiny pickle.""
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"Kudos for honesty there, Newbie, but again no talking."
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"You know, with all the baby weight you haven't lost yet,"
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"I went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now."
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"Ahoy."
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"My goodness, Newbie, are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here"
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"Yes!"
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"They act like they hate each other, but that's just for show."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery."
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"I always get my ass kicked but not today."
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"You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk, OK."
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"Why do you think they got divorced?"
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"No idea. I can't believe you had to pee in front of Jordan."
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"I could not do that. Paul's my boyfriend"
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"Well, Maggie, I can only assume you are wiling away the morning"
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"I don't know, what do you say start her on 20 CCs"
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"of "it's not my problem anymore?""
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"I'm Dr Fisher, I go by Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life."
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"Look at this. Don't believe me? I already got you a latte."
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"- Thanks. A latte. - That's funny."
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"Sorry to interrupt. I do wanna hear that story."
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"You're thinking why didn't you do that, but would it overstep boundaries?"
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"What if I was a territorial ass with a giant ego"
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"or a territorial ego with a giant ass? Stop me, Sally!"
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"You're gonna help me. Help me get Sally out of bed,"
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"That way, I can go back to trying to get her into bed."
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"- Stop! - You stop, foxy lady."
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"You're doing great. From now on, follow your instincts."
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"Wanna make him jealous?"
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"Thanks a latte. I got it!"
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"At a hospital, there's always one sure way to deal with boredom."
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"You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy?"
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"Like stress."
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"I'm going in."
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"- Pen drop. - Oops."
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"It's been so weird since I got engaged."
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"- This is about me. - Really? Oh, OK."
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"Remember what Kelso said about your hair yesterday?"
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"- Morning, boys. - Sir, this is where we play."
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"Well, I'd really like grandkids someday,"
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"so you tell me whether life is fair."
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"You did your residency here, too?"
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"Laverne, remember that time you and I got a little crazy, right?"
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"Went down to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in."
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"Jay, you're so crazy."
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"We have a little history, yeah."
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"He's mad cos I went into private practice and he's in this hellhole."
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"That guy was my mentor, man."
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"I lived and breathed for that guy's approval."
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"he gets all hyped up, his veins stick out of his neck and he starts yelling?"
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"- Girls' names? - Oh, never mind."
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"Dookies."
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"Ah, yep."
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"- It is always coming loose. - Been there, seen it, fixed it."
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"- Give that a try, missy. - Thank you."
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"For what? For doing my job? This kinda thing gets me up in the morning."
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"- What are you smiling about? - I just made a new friend."
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"Dr Kelso."
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"Ms Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head."
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"I was just thinking about you."
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"How it might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out."
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"and we'd do stuff together, medical stuff."
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"a guy who looked a hell of lot like you used to be that guy."
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"doesn't mean you can suddenly drop your regular duties"
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"I will crush you into two little Newbie cubes"
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"and hang you from my rearview mirror. What you gotta say for yourself?"
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"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
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"When He's Not Being Listened To."
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"Finally, stage three, Cox begrudgingly offers a little respect,"
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"The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage."
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"with Mrs Riley's pericardiocentisis after work,"
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"that'd be great."
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"No, if she does die, you'll feel awful"
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"- Newbie. - My grandma died."
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"I just wanna make sure you're comfortable."
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"OK, Carla it is."
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"Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress."
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"That's coming up, right? Come on."
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"Everyone deals with problems in their own way."
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"Some lash out at others."
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"I should've told you I was with Pete."
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"Did we just slip into some alternate dimension"
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"He is a bad guy. And Newbie, if you're smart,"
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"You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor."
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"- Hi, Happy. - I'm hideous."
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"I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke."
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"Have you checked Mr Oberman for hypertension?"
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"Because I've got hypertension right here."
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"- People died. - Well, what about me, sir?"
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"Since you lost that stupid game, aren't you more stressed than usual?"
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"- Maybe a little. - So what do we do now?"
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"and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it."
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"Thank you for asking. How are you?"
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"- That was a good one. - I think so."
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"Hold it. No."
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"I just wanted to say, seriously, good for you."
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"Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy?"
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"We can just leave it on this station."
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"my swim coach told me my butt stuck out too much."
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"Now I like it when my boyfriend looks at my wagon and goes, bam!"
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"Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine."
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"Mr Hilliard!"
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"and look at my body for ten seconds without losing it."
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"That's more than most women. But when I can't make you fall asleep,"
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"- I'm not attracted to you. - Why?"
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"- You remind me of my sister. - But I'm not your sister."
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"But believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone."
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"Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was..."
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"Oh, hell, I'll say it. It was awesome."
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"He just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her."
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"Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move."
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"Hey, guys."
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"What did you do with the information? You used it to get Jordan into bed."
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"became abundantly clear."
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