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Clips from Scrubs - My Own Private Practice Guy (S02E02)

"Get in there."
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"Don't be too hard on yourself. You've only been playing this for 56 years."
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"Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours?"
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"Really?"
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"Dave. Hey, man, you don't got..."
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"Still in Perririno's corner. That's OK, buddy."
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"Look, just a word to the wise, all right?"
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"I mean that."
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"Yikes. I gotta go. OK?"
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"Hi. Can I buy you a house?"
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"I never blamed Jordan. I was chief resident, I was here all the time,"
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"- Oh, there you are. - Hey, babe."
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"Hi, handsome. How are you?"
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"Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories."
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"I want you to tell her the truth. Tell her that you're a surly,"
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"Go on. Beat it."
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"Scram!"
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"I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced."
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"Oh, with patients I say dookie. Oh, dookie."
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"Her private-practice doctor just showed up so I am off this one."
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"Hell, yeah."
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"You don't know."
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"- Dr Cox. - Petey."
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"What's up his pooper?"
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"- Tell me about it. - Yeah."
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"Well, you know when he gets on his rants,"
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"- I'll see you around. Have a good one. - Back at you."
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"It would just be peaches. But then it occurred to me"
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"Newbie, I re-hee-hee-ly don't have time to repeat myself."
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"Hey."
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"That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas."
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"Some just end up lashing out at themselves."
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"Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night."
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"Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now."
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"- Do you have one for me? - Sorry, Carla, I'm all out."
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"How did he not say, "In my pants?""
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"Boobies."
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"- I know it was you. - You mean this right here?"
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"- How's it going? - Very well, sir."
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"- Do you not see the hate? - What is wrong with you?"
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"- OK. - I didn't always."
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"When I was ten years old,"
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"- What can I do? - Fall asleep."
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"I can't change what already happened."
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"Kelso!"
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"Hey, hey, Jack Daniels, what's crackin'?"
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"I guess sometimes it comes down to loyalty."
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"- Know what's weird? - That you're allowed to talk?"
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"Scream it from the mountains. Dr Cox!"
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"- Hey, Jordan. How you doing? - Oh."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"OK, fine, I'll just read the wall."
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"That did it."
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"But I gotta give it to you there for yanking my chain there."
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"...lips?"
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"- Three-day weekend. - Three-day weekend. Columbus Day."
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"And some people just try to hide."
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"Dammit to hell."
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"Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey!"
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"Worse than that,"
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"Yes."
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"Yeah, I do. Don't you run from me."
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"All right, stick around."
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"That is so cute. Would you come on? We're on a tight schedule."
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"that you've in fact, stopped peeing mid-stream?"
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"Stage one: The Jaw Clench."
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"- Or not. - No big deal."
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"devious, horrible excuse for a human being."
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"Who's that?"
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"It's insensitive, but let's face it, narcolepsy is a funny condition."
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"- Gotcha. Finished. - That's a good one."
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"I just hope I'm doing the right thing."
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"You and I, we've got basketball, Nurse Roberts has got her stories."
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"Tall girls, tiny shorts. You in?"
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"It's not uncommon."
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"Cool, these guys are finally starting to get along."
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"Dr Cox, I have to tell you something."
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"It has a hip guard. I'm guessing it's always coming loose."
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"You know? I'm OK with my curves."
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"And it can be triggered by a number of things."
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"- Hey, you must be JD. - He knows my name."
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"There."
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"Open! Open! Open!"
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"DRK?"
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"Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie."
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"- Or, in Mr Hilliard's case... - Sexual arousal?"
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"- Maybe a little. - Y'all got hockey."
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"- We got a good one, Sally. - How's that funny? Ah, just go with it."
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"How the hell did we lose? We have Chet."
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"My self-esteem cannot be touched."
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"and I make him turn the TV way up when I go."
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"- Remember? - You hitting the crack pipe?"
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"cos if it is, Mr Roberts has got it."
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"Yeah..."
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""I'm sorry, what were you saying?""
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"That's sexy."
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"Get ready."
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"Touchdown."
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"- No, I'm not. - Laverne?"
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"Nancy. Nancy."
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"He is such a sweetie."
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"He's doing it."
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"- More bran in my diet? - Never mention Jordan again."
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"You went and took something that did not belong to you."
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"- Didn't you? - Perry, come on."
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"I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us."
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"Or security's victory over you."
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"I may have."
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"Are you going to stretch before you play?"
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"- Sorry, man. - Chet, you suck."
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"Well, is there anything I need to do for her lung nodule?"
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"And you, don't flirt so much."
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"How do you get him to stop calling you girls' names?"
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"and I know I just said "drop your duties.""
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"And so help me God, if you even smile"
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"Mr Hilliard? Do I have something on my..."
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"Mr Hilliard, I like my body."
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"I can hop out of the shower"
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"Dave, I've never seen him before in my life."
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"Hey, Dr Cox."
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