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Clips from King of the Hill - The Exterminator (S05E05)

"That rang true."
King of the Hill
"Well, if you need me, I'll be 8 feet under in my metaphorical grave."
King of the Hill
"Dad, I just came down to borrow some roaches for my science project."
King of the Hill
"Roaches have been on this earth for 500 million years."
King of the Hill
"Did it occur to either of you to set the table for dinner?"
King of the Hill
"The roaches."
King of the Hill
"Excretia doesn't come from nowhere."
King of the Hill
"I've more pressures than any of you."
King of the Hill
"- You know I haven't. - Then don't judge me."
King of the Hill
"Oh, my!"
King of the Hill
"All Dale does is eat, play with bugs, and make prank phone calls."
King of the Hill
"Do you know he called my office three times today..."
King of the Hill
""Husband called, still waiting for sex.""
King of the Hill
"Now, come May, I expect a Mother's Day gift from you roaches."
King of the Hill
"Something you make yourselves means even more."
King of the Hill
"What's the opposite of oysters? Apples?"
King of the Hill
"Look, maybe it has something to do with you being out of work."
King of the Hill
"Which is why I lined up a new job for you."
King of the Hill
"Remember my cousin, Rita?"
King of the Hill
"Well, she just quit her job at that adhesives company..."
King of the Hill
"- My man looks so handsome. - I know."
King of the Hill
"Well, look at you in your suit."
King of the Hill
"It's Joseph's."
King of the Hill
"Your boy's a liar and a blabbermouth."
King of the Hill
"And, Dale, remember, everyone likes a hard worker."
King of the Hill
"Of course they do."
King of the Hill
"Mr. Gribble, you're a minute late."
King of the Hill
"Oh, do you start at 9:00?"
King of the Hill
"We don't smoke here at Sfikifek."
King of the Hill
"We don't allow sunglasses at Stik-Tek..."
King of the Hill
"Certainly no caps, except yarmulkes under 8 inches in diameter."
King of the Hill
"The cap stays."
King of the Hill
"And not in an attractive way, like Sean Connery."
King of the Hill
"Oh, well, rules are rules."
King of the Hill
"Here's your cubicle. This is where you sit and work."
King of the Hill
"They made me join a car pool..."
King of the Hill
"Well, maybe they can pick you up last."
King of the Hill
"Dale, I know you're used to being your own boss."
King of the Hill
"They won't even let me eat lunch until 1:00."
King of the Hill
"You know I like nine small meals throughout the day."
King of the Hill
"Not as much as the beginning of Regis."
King of the Hill
"- No hats of any kind at Stik-Tek. - Thank you."
King of the Hill
"to dress casual on casual Fridays."
King of the Hill
"I moved your lunch to 4:00."
King of the Hill
"BILL: I'm getting awfully chilly. DALE: Up yours, Rodriguez."
King of the Hill
"Well, this is great. We're getting the inside scoop here, fellas."
King of the Hill
"Speaking purely as a consumer..."
King of the Hill
"I can't wait for that product to hit the stores."
King of the Hill
"- How about you, Boomhauer? - Dang old..."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, man. You know..."
King of the Hill
"- Dale. - I'm sorry, son."
King of the Hill
"We'd all love to make time for roaches."
King of the Hill
"19 years ago."
King of the Hill
"Well, I can't fire him. We were married briefly in the '80s."
King of the Hill
"Part of me still loves him."
King of the Hill
"DALE: Whine, whine, whine."
King of the Hill
"What's the big whoop about firing someone?"
King of the Hill
"Mr. Gribble, you don't know Bert Halverstrom, do you?"
King of the Hill
"Met him once. Didn't care for him much."
King of the Hill
"who has no personal attachment to Bert, maybe you could do me a favor--"
King of the Hill
"I was expecting Miss Pitman. Amy."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, she asked me to talk to you instead."
King of the Hill
"to tell me why you should keep your job."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, that's not going to fly."
King of the Hill
"Sorry, Halverstrom. You're fired."
King of the Hill
"[Gasps]"
King of the Hill
"This person I hate so much, I can't even look at him."
King of the Hill
"- It's all over, Gladstone. - Excuse me?"
King of the Hill
"I can see why you don't like him."
King of the Hill
"What about my health insurance?"
King of the Hill
"No."
King of the Hill
"Look, nobody knows this..."
King of the Hill
"but Dallas is downsizing the flavored adhesive division."
King of the Hill
"Piña colada was killing lab monkeys left and right."
King of the Hill
"Car pool had to stop at the store. Rodriguez needed a comb."
King of the Hill
"They made me Assistant Vice President of Human Resources."
King of the Hill
"My husband is an assistant vice president?"
King of the Hill
"I am so proud of you."
King of the Hill
"I heard Mitch got eighty-sixed, too."
King of the Hill
"All of these plants are real..."
King of the Hill
"By my count, that's six outlets, Dale, all of them grounded."
King of the Hill
"NANCY: Here's a photo of me for your new, big, fancy desk."
King of the Hill
"We could move it if we ever wanted to... you know."
King of the Hill
"You're fired."
King of the Hill
"[All gasp]"
King of the Hill
"- Fired? But-- - Yeah, listen."
King of the Hill
"But I've got four children."
King of the Hill
"I had someone earlier today with eight."
King of the Hill
"- Sorry, sug'. I just don't feel like it. - Maybe this'll help."
King of the Hill
"to see you lose another sack race at the company picnic..."
King of the Hill
"I suggest you get your butt in the back seat."
King of the Hill
"with unlimited free time and no income?"
King of the Hill
"I need my roaches."
King of the Hill
"They should've hatched by now."
King of the Hill
"They've escaped. We gotta find them."
King of the Hill
"You keep this up, Joseph, you're fired from this family."
King of the Hill
"Any one of which would have made a better janitor than you."
King of the Hill
"People, we have a small insect situation."
King of the Hill
"calm and enjoy your lunch."
King of the Hill
"[All screaming]"
King of the Hill
"Look out!"
King of the Hill
"Remain calm, everyone. I am their mother."
King of the Hill
"[Dale chuckles]"
King of the Hill
"[Grunting]"
King of the Hill
"[Grunting]"
King of the Hill
"[Yells]"
King of the Hill
"Turbine!"
King of the Hill
"[Rumbling]"
King of the Hill
"DALE: Exterminator's log, 0:10:05 a.m."
King of the Hill
"Rat infestation at the Nickman residence."
King of the Hill
"[Exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"DALE: Nickman? HANK: it's Hank."
King of the Hill
"They called me because, apparently, I'm your emergency contact person."
King of the Hill
"Good. I'm glad you're awake."
King of the Hill
"Hank, you are hereby relieved of your duties as my emergency person."
King of the Hill
"- More than you love me? - No."
King of the Hill
"What species are these?"
King of the Hill
"of monitoring roach excretia."
King of the Hill
"Maybe it's something I ate."
King of the Hill
"- No. - That's right."
King of the Hill
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