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Clips from King of the Hill - The Exterminator (S05E05)

"But you've got to learn how to work with humans."
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"and the underground garage clearance is only 7 feet."
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"Why don't you just take off Bobby's head?"
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"Listen, there's someone else I need to fire."
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"Yeah, at his own damn birthday party."
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"to keep my keys to the executive washroom."
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"- Lewis, could you come in here for a sec? - Yes, Mr. Gribble."
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"[Humming]"
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"as a janitor, what would you do..."
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"But, Dad, my science project's due tomorrow."
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"You people with your roaches."
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"The project has gone horribly awry."
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"MISS PITMAN: Mr. Gribble."
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"That's it. Mask, shmask."
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"adhesive strips for envelopes that come in all different flavors."
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"What're you doing?"
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"[Grunts]"
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"but it's a poor, poor substitute for killing."
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"Hold that thought."
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"The basement."
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"and will therefore obey my every command."
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"Humans?"
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"Something's going on between Frank and Linda."
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"Oh, God."
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"we'd better leave the roach tank in your office."
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"Mr. Gribble, how would you like to make this your permanent job?"
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"We could even move the roaches."
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"...I just can't get that image out of my head."
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"- Dale. - You're next, blondie."
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"Quick, Joseph, get me some real poison."
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"Damn it, why are there so many ways to kill people..."
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"Sh-sh-sha!"
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"- I realize that now. - Dale, please."
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"DALE: Good news, Joseph. You can have your suit back."
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"When Judy eats lunch. But that's not important."
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"I wasn't gonna play hooky on my first day."
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"That was him?"
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"Good-looking kids for two ugly people."
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"They're in the bottom drawer of my desk next to Carl's severance check."
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"You killed them all. And you didn't even use poison."
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"All I need is Dale Gribble, the exterminator."
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"How could I have forgotten?"
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"Hey, Dale. How are things with Nancy?"
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"You weren't there."
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"[Detector buzzing]"
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"[Hisses]"
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"Well, that was a waste of time."
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"- Richie Sambora. - No, you didn't."
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"brag about... stuff."
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"All right, here's what we'll do for your science project."
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"Smask. Sh... mask."
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"Peggy. you're in."
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"Not ready!"
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"Think we can train them to crawl through a maze?"
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"Enjoy the end of The Today Show, Rodriguez?"
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"because you can barely understand her when she talks."
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"DALE: Invoice 134772. Amount $3.88."
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"They do all the work for them!"
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"I need you to fill in for the receptionist. She's eating lunch."
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"Make some time for the roaches, sug'."
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"Mango, peach, lime, cherry..."
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"Can I go to lunch now?"
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"My little working man's up early today."
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"Anyone else? I'm still thirsty."
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"[Chuckles smugly]"
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"Bert, I just heard. I'm so sorry."
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"I don't need that toxic crutch."
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"Sorry, Miss Pitman, I've got some love to give."
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"- Who has to make? - Why, I could go."
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"Throw in a container of milk and we have ourselves a deal."
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"or he'll end up in the same boat as you."
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"Well, who wants steak?"
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"That guy you fired today, the way he was crying..."
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"The roaches are dead."
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"Lewis, now, you've been with Stik-Tek for how long?"
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"Enjoy."
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"Heck, I once killed a beetle with 30 million in her egg sac."
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"This where you saw him last, Nickman?"
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"I already called her."
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"What about your dream to see your son take his son to Roswell?"
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"I guess we were distracted by our afternoon..."
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"[Door opens]"
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"But the past few days, you've, sort of, just been loitering."
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"I'm tired of getting while-you-were-out messages from the receptionist."
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"Word to the wise:"
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"No, my watch says 9:01."
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"unless you can prove that you're blind."
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"I understand. You have to tell everyone that."
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"and it leaves early because of all the stops."
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"[Car horn honking]"
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"Hey, did you guys hear about Frank and Linda?"
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"- And they'll think-- - Up yours, Joseph!"
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"What is important is that you've got 30 seconds..."
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"Gribble walked in, blew out the candles, told him to leave the cake and get out."
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"Have sex on the desk? Sure."
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"Rodriguez, if you ever want your kids..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Now, if you'll excuse us--"
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"Carl, I'm off to round up some roaches."
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"- Sug'? - Busy, Nancy."
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"Please remain... Veronica, you're fired..."
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"Line up single file and get back in the tank."
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"[Dale grunts]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Dale screaming]"
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"[Dale chuckles]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"I wanted someone who had nothing to gain from my demise."
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"I'll just have to find a new place..."
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"Joseph, also busy."
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"They're not recognizing me as their maternal influence."
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"And some love to make."
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"Pitman, firing people can give you a pretty good buzz..."
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"Damn, I was good."
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"That way you'll still be the first thing they see when they hatch."
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"My every command."
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"I said sh-sh-shah."
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"DALE: Maybe this 'II help."
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"You know, Dale, we're all out here to unwind from the work day."
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"She'd wanna listen to this clown."
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