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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh and I Are Good People! (S01E01)

"What?! What are you talking about?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is one of the purest loves on earth!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just wish I could explain how I feel about her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Country music playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ princess of my world ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I know songs like this can come off weird ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ but again, not in a creepy way ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ the father-daughter dates surrounded by adorable girls ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ but there's only one that's got my eye ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ her feet on my shoes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ her hands on my hips ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Whoops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She about to get it now ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ never inappropriately ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ a bit confusingly ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and I'll give her away ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ what a weird thing to say ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can see it now ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ she'll look just like her mom ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ oh, but this is different, 'cause I love my daughter ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ did you get what I... ♪ (Groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ having a daughter ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was actually kind of moving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it gave me a brilliant idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is Madison home from school yet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't look so sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You will get your pho... thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You'll get them back at the end of the workday,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which may be midnight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to go... some bitch wants my phone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It is not your gumball machine!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It is everybody's gumball machine. - No!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl is so damn disorganized."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Some of the papers in here are so old."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, good news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I found a coupon from Blockbuster."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The Color Purple is now available on laser-disc."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, Paula?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have a weird tampon thing happening."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, Tim."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Interesting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bup, bup, bup, bup. Did you say "about""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or "a-boot"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know the truth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't tell anyone what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That you're not an American citizen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That you've been working in this country illegally"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, please, I need this job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I alienated everyone in my firm in Winnipeg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Shocking. - I came out to L.A. for a convention."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I saw through that phony work permit right away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"watching my long Os"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's been so difficult."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I know you hate me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And now you got a reason to get rid of me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, what are you gonna do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because I'm gonna have to talk to Pamela,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This one is Snail-or Swift."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And this one is Snail-y Rae Jepsen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Chuckling): It was a joke, get it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're here to talk about my parents, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, you know what, I'm-I'm not too sure about this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the middle of this whole thing..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, Madison,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think we can tell the judge what you want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's easy... I want to live with my dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's the best.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, thank you, Iggy A-snail-ya."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I appreciate that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, Madison, I'm here to help you get what you want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So if there's anything you could think of"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that would help me win this case..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Well, let me see. - Yeah, uh-huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You know what, this is a mistake. - It's fine. No, shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Madison: (Gasps) Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I went on her iPad to see where she was,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and turns out she goes to a motel with her boss."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's something, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We can finally get rid of him,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of universal health care and nice people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're probably jerks, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, little Justin Bieber jerks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, this place is so quiet and tidy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She broke our spirit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula: Okay, you're not gonna believe"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"First of all, Karen has been hoarding all the calcium chews."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Paula, I really want to hear about all this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I actually got to get to the courthouse."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A hearing already?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I'm gonna bust this case wide open."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And when I do... Suck it, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Grunts rhythmically)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your honor, what is the emergency?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your honor, may we begin?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's up, YouTubers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's episode three of The Snailysitters Club."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everybody has a YouTube channel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Even weird Karen from my office."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So tonight, just like last Friday,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my mom is with her boss at the motel,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm with the best babysitters in the world..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My snails, holla!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause me and my snails are gonna make s'mores"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Left alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Half hour at the most."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How long were you sleeping with him? Hmm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The whole five years?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your honor, the evidence of neglect is irrefutable."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mr. Whitefeather,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"temporary full custody of your daughter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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