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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh and I Are Good People! (S01E01)

"(Whispering): Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mrs. Whitefeather, you will have supervised visitation"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"until the custody arrangements are fully finalized."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Supervi..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you so much"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for your attention in this matter, your honor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"been served."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm a good person, that's my thing ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ my nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and when I say good, I really mean great, the best ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry, so busy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm a good, such a good, real good person ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll do it, I'll gut him like a fish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's celebrate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong? We got what we wanted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, look at Madison."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- She's so happy. - Darryl: I know. It's great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... my whole life was a lie,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you will!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah! That's the spirit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Barkeep."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your finest champagne."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the young lady."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry, (Chuckles) context..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"May I present to you a family reunited."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, "so"... (Chuckles) You said that I was a terrible person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But clearly now I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you mean, "never mind"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you mean, "never mind"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca: Son of a..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing? You can't come in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, just listen to me... I'm out there trying to help somebody,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Either you truly hate me or you're super good at darts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why do you care what I think?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just care, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I know... I know that I messed up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I know that it was, like, so wrong"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made a mistake."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And so please just forgive me, because I'm imperfect."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why is that so hard?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, let me be clear here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care what you do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So this is about sex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's an easy thing to rectify."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's do it, let's do it. It's safe... I'm on the ring."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you...? No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let these puppies out of their crate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I'm supposed to forget what happened"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Temporary.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, uh-huh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't get it. What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so new plan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not gonna get you temporary custody."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Instead, how would you like it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep, that's right. Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Slurred): I'm gonna get you permanent custody."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna do it right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I missed that part."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go to the bank, withdraw $10,000,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and plant it in your wife's suitcase,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because it's illegal to take"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that amount of money over the border."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So when she tries to fly to the Cayman Islands,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they'll find it and arrest her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you'll get permanent custody."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's all cleared up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'm gonna go to the bank. Bye!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What the hell are you doing?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Sup?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cantor Goldstein's got this killer move."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then you saw another sexy mannequin"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you wanted to have sex with that one, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then you saw a sexy girl at the mall"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you wanted her to watch you have sex"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with two sexy mannequins."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"According to this list, you thought about Rebecca a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And all day yesterday,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"did you act on any of these sinful thoughts?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bro-heem, you're good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you gonna do about these feelings?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is there something wrong with Madison?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that why you're here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I'm here for justice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've taken my daughter away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't that enough?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I haven't taken your daughter away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You abandoned your daughter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You left her in a house with nothing but snails?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I made some bad mistakes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I do want what's best for my daughter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I love her so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you have any idea how hard it is"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to know that your child prefers their father?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, no, I don't have kids, personally."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it-it sounds hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It all sounds hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What would you know about what I've been through?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when the judge gave my daughter away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How dare you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why in the world would you even take on this case?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is wrong with me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because of that lack"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I always seek outside validation from others."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my new moral arbiter in this town."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come with me. Come with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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