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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh and I Are Good People! (S01E01)

"So, Daddy, you ready to get to work?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause Darryl and I need to focus so hard on the case"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we will be out of the office for the next few days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, where are we going?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe actually do your job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need approvals."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, Paula knows the office, like, inside and out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She can handle it all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula's not a lawyer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's a paralegal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean she can handle the filing and the coffee."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, Tim."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"including the cases."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, Paula's in charge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool, Darryl?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great. Knock 'em dead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A shard got in my eye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need some eyewash!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You passive-aggressive,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"miserable piece of garbage."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shut your garbage face!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You heard what they said."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Cheering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, they have great coffee and free wi-fi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like your shirt."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, Darryl, let's talk about this arbitration,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl: Save her?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is she in danger? I mean, did something happen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is to protect you from your evil wife's machinations."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look, the truth is, I just want"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I just want us all to get along."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Chief, just a sec."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and a breakfast burrito just for me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just helping out a friend;"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Whispers): It's Darryl and his divorce."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- He has a kid, right? - Yeah, that's why I'm help..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what you're up to, but this is about a family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm aware."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, as a child of divorce, I understand that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, spare me, please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you forgive me yet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I haven't been to confession in three years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Priest: Hmm, my son."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and do 5,000 hail Marys."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's so many."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Keg stands, dude!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Father Brah, no way!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can finally do confession now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Father Joseph, father Bro-seph,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Father bro, Father Brah... Bam! Psh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, attendance has shot through the roof"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- since you did that, man. - Nice!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"forever and I know we're meant to be together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But someone recently said something to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So there are, like, two things going in in my brain right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so let's simplify."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's really bothering you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I might be attracted to someone besides Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't get me wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But there is another girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I hear you, J-town, I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"look, let... Tell you what."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, so then, when I find myself"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's a foul, dude. - I know, I feel terrible!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I mean, like, like, watch your elbows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. So, I think about Rebecca's smile,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"her... boobs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it's natural to have those feelings, dawg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Both grunt)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But it's not just that Rebecca makes me feel great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, she believes in me in a way that nobody else does."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, that's... major."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that's not all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do other things that are sinful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've had premarital sex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lots of it. And sometimes I watch"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"adult content and I take care of myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, man, this moral crisis you're having?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, God is personally inviting you to take stock of your life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's an opportunity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Just like this is an opportunity. - Oh, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And Christ!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, these ear-piercing screams, but you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you listening to me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, sorry, I-I am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, she had this first grade teacher,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- who was an amazing listener... - Hey! Hey!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... do you know where Greg went?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, how'd I miss him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He went through the back door?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's how we kid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Me and Greg, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in another room that the other person will never see,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then we never tell the other person about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, give him my regards."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nice meeting you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I'm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I think I got to call it a day. - Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, but you have to come up with something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Madison is my sun and my moon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She is the candle in the window that guides me home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, dude, I got to stop you, sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, maybe it's because my father's an abandoning coward."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Could be that, but I feel like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the whole daddy-daughter love thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It sounds a little like... Amber Alert."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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