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Clips from Scrubs - My Lips Are Sealed (S04E04)

"Where is he?"
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"- I got here as soon... - Shut it, Newbie."
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"Your blacker half is concentrating."
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"of your high-fiving, head-shaving,"
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"which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end."
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"Starting CPR."
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"Mr Gerst, what seems to be the problem?"
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"- I took some pills. - Come on, help me out here."
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"Dude, check out what I found when I was taking out the trash!"
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"Aren't you gonna be late to meet Carla?"
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"But I set the clock ahead an hour so I wouldn't be late."
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"I set it ahead five so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve"
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"for watching porn in the day."
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"- 9.52! - 9.52!"
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"- Take a shortcut through that hedge! - You got it, player!"
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"Because there's berries in my ass. Just go!"
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"and that would hopefully lead to, but necessarily require,"
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"If there's anyone in this world you can trust, it's me."
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"I wish I knew how it was going."
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"- Use your words. - Warlord burn mouth."
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"He did, cos he wasn't listening."
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"Photo journal for my photography class."
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"- Stop. - That can't be true."
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"Thank you."
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"how is she supposed to trust me telling her she can?"
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"- I need you to go in. - No way."
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"Jack was getting nutty, having some fun. See, I even let him put one on me."
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"What about the time he brained himself?"
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"Because I..."
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"You're speechless."
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"Now, Mr Gerst came here for help, and we're doctors,"
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"I'd love to just try and forget about it and have a few drinks, OK?"
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"Look at my girl. Right back up on the monkey bars,"
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"My kid's got a forehead full of stitches from leaping off the jungle gym."
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"When my wife's not around, I let her stand on my shoulders."
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"and it's more fun that way. See? You go..."
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"Look like you're going away."
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"You need to set an example of professionalism."
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"Turns out she just meant having breakfast with her family."
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"I need that chart."
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"Sweetheart, it's not healthy to hold it in. Let it out."
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"Oh, my God, I can't stop! I'm sorry. I have to pee."
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"Carla, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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"I can let go of the couch if I so choose."
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"OK, let go of the couch. Let it go."
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"You see?"
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"There are many things we can't control, no matter how strong we might be..."
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"Oh, thank you for helping me have some fun tonight."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!"
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"- A friend kiss. - Were your lips parted?"
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"No, I pursed them like this."
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"I remember my one lip being on top of your lip,"
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"Oh, no! She wrote "J.D. And Carla kissed" and she's gonna tell Turk!"
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"Or it's because every time he says "flip","
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"Daddy does a little trick where he grabs Jack by the ankles,"
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"You are never taking Jack to the park without me. Ever!"
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"Jordan."
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"- A trapeze? - Yeah. Photoshop. You can do anything."
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"I'm a horrible person. There I was, on my high horse about Mr Gerst,"
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"then I turned out to be as bad as everyone else."
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"for German Lessons and Never Show Up. That's right."
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"Hello? Did someone come in?"
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"He knows your lying face, but silence is incriminating too. Think!"
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"You should sit down. You're looking a little purple."
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"They're stupid mistakes that seem like nothing,"
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"but can snowball on you and take your whole marriage with it, you know?"
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"- That was a close one. - What a sweet little angel."
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"kidnapping, drowning, bad babysitters, pretty babysitters."
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"and all registered Independents. Between us, we've got it covered."
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"Dude, that did not happen."
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"No, I'm in the hospital because I... They think I have avian flu."
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"I gotta call you back. How long have you been there?"
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"Carla was right. If a relationship's gonna work, it has to be based on trust,"
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"like a wife trusting her husband."
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"Just give me the old blink-a-roonie. Terrific athlete."
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"Or a patient trusting his doctor to help him hold on to his dignity."
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"Yes, and then I pulled off Grandma's breathing apparatus."
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"Baby, from here on out, I hide nothing from you."
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"Well, now you make me all nervous."
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"is more important to me than then entirety"
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"air-balling, insulin-needing existence,"
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"The surgeon lives!"
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"Happy pills, sad pills, sleeping pills, sane pills, pain pills,"
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"Let's just say you took uppers."
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"I've got time."
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"You were late the last time."
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"I set it back three so we could see what it felt like in Honolulu."
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"I set it back to 8.08, turned it upside down to see if it looked like "Bob","
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"- which it does... - That's true."
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"Which means that it's actually..."
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"- That was a thick bush. - Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?"
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"Sorry. My bad, dude. My bad."
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"Turk, why are you wearing pyjamas?"
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"I really want you to come home,"
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"relations of the intimate nature."
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"Turk, with everything that's happened, I'm just having trouble trusting you."
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"Turk, you're the one I don't know if I can trust, so how am I supposed"
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"to trust that I can trust you telling me that I can trust you?"
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"Warlord, I told you to sip it."
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"Hey, what are you doing, Frankenstein?"
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"Hey! All my pictures were in there!"
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""Me in Shirt Being Yelled at by Angry Family"."
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"Do you have any idea of what would unfold"
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"if Jordan were to see that picture?"
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"It is a heart-wrenching tale of woe involving Jordan's second cousin,"
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"who plays for the New England Patriots,"
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"and me having a Super Bowl ring removed from my oesophagus."
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"Jordan's never going to see these stitches."
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"What's that like, to have an erection for nine hours."
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"Get this. He doesn't have erectile dysfunction. Why take those drugs?"
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"What's this?"
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"Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive."
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"Stop. Almost 50 percent of ED drugs are taken by recreational users."
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"Great. Now, would all the men in the room who have tried Mr Happy pills"
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"go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass."
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"- She's got this trust issue. - Just tell her she can trust you."
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"I did. If I'm the one she didn't know she could trust,"
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"- My head hurts. - Mine did too."
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"It's never smart to get in the middle of a relationship."
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