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Clips from Scrubs - My Lips Are Sealed (S04E04)

"Hey! Want to grab a beer?"
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"- Hi. - Hello, there."
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"What's with all the Band-Aids?"
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"- Are those stitches? - What are the odds you'd pick that one?"
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"Jack just... He just fell off of the jungle gym."
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"You're not careful enough!"
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"- That was an accident. - Quick question."
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"Why is it an accident when he's with you,"
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"but when Jack gets hurt on my time, I'm not careful enough?"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"I won! I won an argument. Jack, it's unprecedented."
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"We'll be at the playground drinking beer. Oh, God, we love beer!"
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"- He wouldn't even let me see it. - Meathead."
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"Good, you both looked."
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"so how about we try and treat him with a bit of dignity and respect?"
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"It's so nice to get out."
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"Do you know who sings the song?"
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"Speaking of trust, you know who's trustworthy? Turk."
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"I call him Turkey-Turkey-Turkey- Turkey-Trust-Trust. A little nickname."
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"but the last couple of days have been so messed up and confusing,"
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"I'd talk about him until you made me leave."
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"- I'll let you put the hat back on. - Two appletinis, governor."
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"after she chipped her tooth there last week."
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"OK, here we go. What are we doing? Come here, you. You come here, you."
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"Giant man, why are you making that noise?"
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"Because my camera doesn't make a real sound,"
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"Look happy. Look sad."
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"Look crazy."
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"You're not gonna do that by making fun of that man's slinky-doo."
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"Don't pull me! I'm your boss, for God's... Hello!"
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"Well, Mr Gerst, your situation doesn't seem to be reversing itself,"
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"so I think we're gonna need to schedule a procedure to relieve the..."
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"Woodiness."
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"I'm introduced to her 90-year-old grandmother."
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"And sure enough, that little lady gives me the waist hug from her wheelchair."
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"OK, J.D., why are we sitting up here?"
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"Because you can see Elliot's whole apartment from up here."
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"J.D., you're drunk."
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"Then why can't you let go of the couch?"
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"... like a knee-jerk reaction..."
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"I'm done. I'm done. Yes."
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"It's OK."
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"Janitor."
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"You're welcome."
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"Sometimes you let go of the control you do have in a brief moment of weakness."
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"Sorry. Drunken accident."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"- Buenas... nose things. - Good night."
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"There's nothing like the rays of the morning sun"
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"reminding you that you got drunk and kissed your best friend's wife."
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"- It really happened? - It was nothing!"
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"- There wasn't tongue! - No tongue!"
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"my other lip in the middle of yours."
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"Your lips were apart and I don't think that's a friend kiss!"
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"- All right. - What's going on?"
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"- Nothing. - We kissed."
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"- Carla! - A friend kiss?"
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"- Yes. Carla! - No!"
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"- This never leaves the room! - Why did you close my window?"
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"No, no, stop her!"
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"All right, fine, I'm a little rougher than you are, but guess what?"
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"The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles."
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"You're an overbearing psychotic, and I'm, well, you know... fun."
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"If we can meet somewhere in the middle, I think Jack's gonna be terrific."
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"Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger."
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"Flip!"
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"he flips him upside down, he drops him down onto his shoulders and then..."
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"Here I have you wearing a duck's bill. Get it?"
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"Because you're a quack."
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"He'll learn."
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"Maybe I was, but you know what? I'm gonna try and better myself."
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"It was my flier..."
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"I broke up with my German mistress. She smells like sauerkraut."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go into that room right now"
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"where I knew no one would ever venture."
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"Ted? Ted?"
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"- A little help! - Ted, what are you doing?"
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"I like to do stomach crunches after lunch."
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"Ted, lunch was four hours ago."
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"- Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday. - It's Wednesday."
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"Oh, man, I missed the Gilmore Girls!"
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"- How did it go last night? - What's with the fifth degree?"
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"- Don't you mean third degree? - This is two degrees worse."
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"I can't breathe. I'm trapped in a death coffin."
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"I wanted to see if you got anywhere."
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"What's between silence and talking?"
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"Turk? I thought you could take me over to Elliot's place"
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"to get my stuff so I could move back in."
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"- All right, meet me downstairs, OK? - OK."
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"I owe you one."
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"- Thanks for saving my ass. - Well, I wasn't saving your ass."
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"I didn't realize how easy it is to make little mistakes."
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"I feel like I understand now how Turk could have let stuff like that happen."
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"- Well, I guess I'm glad we kissed then. - Me too."
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"- You guys ready? - Yeah, we are. Let's do it."
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"OK, we just saw the plastic surgeon."
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"Jack is fine, but if the cut was four inches to the left and 7 inches deeper,"
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"it could have potentially scratched his eye."
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"Back off there, lady."
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"In all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie,"
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"visiting a sickie and she ran her hands all over his sickie face."
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"- I normally never let people touch him. - Really?"
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"Because these photographs would beg to differ."
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"Old lady kissing Jack, teenage girl hugging Jack,"
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"homeless man... holding Jack."
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"He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax."
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"What's the matter with me? I don't think twice about people holding him,"
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"yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking,"
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"I freak out over staph infections, blood disease,"
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"Oh, 47, 48 minutes. I'm not sure. I nodded off for a while."
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"Mr Gerst, I'm so sorry for laughing at you."
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"I have to tell a story. In the seventh grade,"
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"I was at a roller rink and I needed to go to the bathroom."
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"So I just skated right on into a stall and I did my private business."
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"When I went to pull up my pants,"
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"I started rolling towards the door, which wasn't latched."
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"I don't know if you've had experience skating with underpants at your ankles."
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"Difficult to stop. Unless, you scream so loud"
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"they turn off the music and everyone looks at you."
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