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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Application Deterioration (S09E09)

"Previously on The Big Bang Theory..."
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"I need to come up with a big idea to make some money."
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"We're never going to make any money from it."
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"is the fruit punch in this mug."
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"Hey, in your supercooled helium experiments,"
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"couldn't you use those vortices as a gyroscope?"
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"why are you wearing a bow tie?"
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"I wanted to make a good impression."
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"Come on in, fellas."
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"So, I've reviewed your paperwork,"
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"Yes, we did our own search."
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"That's nice, but I think ours might be a bit more thorough."
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"guy gets a little money, goes straight up his nose."
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"75%?"
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"I know when I'm beat."
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"but you're not entitled to an ownership share."
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"Well, that's not fair."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Thank you for your time."
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x18 ♪ The Application Deterioration Original Air Date on March"
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"So, have you been having any morning sickness?"
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"I really appreciate you helping me with this."
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"and she left this on my doorstep with a note."
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"She's pregnant, she's not a bloodhound."
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"See, she's trying to get you back."
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"if I had any idea what it is or what you do."
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"as long as we work there, they have"
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"Great, so they own my idea for a T-shirt"
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"that says “Dumb as a Bag of Geologists.”"
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"You can do it, Sheldon."
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"So stipulated!"
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"Once I found a stash of contracts under his bed."
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"Seriously, guys, I don't want to know."
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"Oh, come on, you can't say “Oh, my,” and then not tell me!"
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"All I got for Valentine's Day was a postcard"
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"and she's not trying to get back together with you?"
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"And if she starts to cry, don't make any promises."
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Sure. What's up?"
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"Was it okay I left that gift?"
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"Bye, Raj."
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"That was rough, you guys."
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"I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you."
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"Ooh. You're gonna make out so hard tonight."
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"Excuse me."
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"Didn't need a lawyer to get me out of finger painting."
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"to keep me from being cut out."
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"she's being patently absurd."
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"Good one."
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"then I don't know if I want to talk to you."
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"but I can take care of myself."
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"Here we go with the ironclad logic again."
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"It hasn't gone well."
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"It's Claire. How are you?"
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"Hi. I'm good. Really good."
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"I'm just regular good."
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"I had just gotten back together with my boyfriend,"
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"and I wanted to let you know that things didn't work out."
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"Really? I'm sorry."
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"I swear I know other words."
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"Well, actually, to-to be completely honest,"
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"I'm stopping by to see my ex-girlfriend"
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"because she's having a tough time. But..."
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"They've been out there a while."
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"- I wonder what they're talking about. - If you guys"
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"would shut up, I could tell you."
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"Hey."
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"It's-it's with how you treat me."
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"Howard, what do you think?"
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"I'm on board."
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"I'll add it right now."
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"Oh, baby, it's addendum time!"
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"Hey, Emily, listen,"
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"Hey, so, listen, Claire, change of plans..."
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"Emily, listen..."
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"I needed a friend."
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"What do you think is happening here?"
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"The-the revisions I made start on page four."
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"about me, too."
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"“due to Sheldon Cooper will be allocated to a scholarship fund"
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"of respect made me realize"
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"but I've known Emily a long time,"
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"when she needs someone to talk to."
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"I guess I'm still wondering"
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"Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with?"
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"You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about?"
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"Who can say?"
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"There's no reason you can't. That's easy for you to say."
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"with your superfluid helium model."
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"That's just research."
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"Guidance systems for drunk people."
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"Yeah, why?"
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"Well, if you made a guidance system,"
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"Wow. Never thought about that."
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"it would maintain an infinite persistence."
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"Groundbreaking revelations,"
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"Tell me this isn't like the best episode of Sex and the City."
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"Okay, I gotta ask--"
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"Oh. Is the impression that your first name is Pee-Wee?"
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"Yeah, well, you're an engineer."
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"See, he's not wearing a tie."
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"Well, he's a patent attorney."
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"Maybe his tie is pending."
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"and it seems like we've got everything we need"
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"to file a patent"
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"Well, the legal team needs to review"
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"existing patents to avoid overlap."
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"Get a load of this guy."
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"Can you imagine if we make money with this?"
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"on the best sinus irrigator money can buy."
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"That old sad story--"
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"Just need you to review and sign this document"
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"acknowledging that you understand the university"
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"will own 75% of the patent."
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"That's outrageous."
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"This is our idea based on our research."
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"How can you possibly justify owning a majority share?"
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"It's university policy."
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"Hold on, hold on. So the three of us"
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"do all the work and only end up with 25%?"
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