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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! (S01E01)

"I've been here for two days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I still don't know why you live in this dump of a town."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know you don't believe me, Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I want to understand you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I always have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll put it out there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I moved here because..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh (Over P.A.): Josh Chan is in the house!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Everybody, come on, come on, come on ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ everybody in the house, start it up now ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ everybody, come on, come on, come on ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Cheering) ♪ everybody, come on ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ come on, come on... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Moved here for Josh Chan?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs) Why am I surprised?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were always so impulsive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course you would do something like give up your wonderful life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in New York to be near that... that loser!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did not do that, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And he is not a loser."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I'm tired of this. I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am tired of trying to bend over backwards"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to please someone who can never be pleased."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got a lot of nerve, you know that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"After all I've done for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I came here to make peace with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was gonna give you the Garfinkel ring."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? Keep the Garfinkel ring."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Keep it! I'm a grown woman."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care about the stupid Garfinkel ring anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uber! - Very nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Picking you up in three minutes. There you go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You shake it, shake, shake it for me. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Song ends)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Applause and cheering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Whoops) Nice one, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, you totally killed it out there!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You still got it, man! - Hey, I appreciate that. I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Mr. Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm realizing, it might be time for me to grow up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And while we're airing things out,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let me tell you a couple other things, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My friend Paula... she's not British or Jewish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because they cause yeast infections."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And because of you, I feel one coming on right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the married work monster that you want me to be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Neither are you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are a horny, unemployed divorcee"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who married an Irish catholic!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am half him, and that is why you hate me!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am half of what you hate!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that what you think, Rebecca, that I hate you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've always loved you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you too much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wake up every morning sick with worry,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"wondering where you are, how you are."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am consumed by my love for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If I ever have a kid, I will only care if they're happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Happy"? What's "happy"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a term for stupid people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Our people are not about happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're about survival."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that is why I'm glad that you stood up to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because that means, when the Cossacks come,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you can fight back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can survive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am your mother."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get over here, you get over here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay, Becca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your Uber's here. You should go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You should go. - Okay, okay, okay!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll go, I'll go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But you're coming home for passover, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Becca? - You know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, boy, oh, boy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I found a gift for my mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs) No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got her a candle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It smells like, um, pine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's good. That's a good first step."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, your lack of social decorum saved the holiday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a Christmas miracle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get that a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had the best time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You kind of hated me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, in a good way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cute like a hamster playing the piano"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or cute like a man who's handsome and not cute?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know. We'll see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, bummer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have to go back to work now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I want to keep hanging out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, I'll quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I quit!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, can you give these to the toy kiosk?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (Laughs) - Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Awesome!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, weak."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Becks!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Haven't seen you all week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs) It was interesting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I finally now feel what it's like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be a grown-up at Christmas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude... me, too!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Gasps) Emotional jinx!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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