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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! (S01E01)

"♪ Well, you can take your snow and shove it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ this is our Christmas and we love it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it's 100 degrees ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ this elf is Vietnamese ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ that's the way that California does it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ even our Santa has a suntan ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ is he even awake? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ if he can be Santa Claus, anyone can ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ is just a golden state of mind ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Put on some pants, Chet!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And what would Christmas be ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ without historically low Mountain snow ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ but, hey, this eggnog froyo's super tight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ super tight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'cause this is California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and we do Christmas right ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Don we now our surf apparel ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and we have our own kind of Christmas Carol ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ she does henna tattoos ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ she's still finding herself ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it took my dad's life ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ we gather round and sing songs by sublime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and all our local reggae bands are white ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Reggae beat plays)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ but at least it's not frostbite ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'cause this is California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Calif... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Clarinet plays jaunty tune)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hanukah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hanuk-kah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ making dough but it made me blue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and so I decided to move ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ to west Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ brand-new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it happens to be where Josh lives ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ but that's not why I'm here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ she's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ what? No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's so broken inside ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The situation's a lot more nuanced than that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ C-r-a-z-y ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay! We get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hate being a grown-up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"during the holidays. Work has me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on double shifts this week. I'm not even gonna get"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the fake presents, the fake trees."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel you. The holidays can suck."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who walked out on me and my evil twin half-siblings."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Geez, why do they need more toys?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe 'cause they're greedy. 'Cause they're brats."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"From Beverly Hills. 'Cause they're terrible human beings."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the one day of the year"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Everybody, come gather round."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Greg works in a bar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell us what it's like to be poor, Greg.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Scoffs) I'm not even allowed to sit"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on Santa's lap anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He'll probably let you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, by the way, happy holidays. - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or should I say, "chag sameach"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You a little phlegmy there?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. That's "happy hanukkah" in Hebrew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. I'm very tight with my Krav Maga instructor, Gilad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Grunting)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's killed people with his thighs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, the Sabras are a fierce people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I heard back from the San Gabriel county commission,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm. - And they said, since there are no indigenous wildlife"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But screw pigeons... You're free to build."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have attorneys in major cities all over this world..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cincinnati, Shreveport, Tallahassee..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you are numero Uno."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Grazie, signore. Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. Calvin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How's that new grief support group?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, uh, they serve a substandard cheddar and generic"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The grieving is great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Chuckles) Oh, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need a moment. Excuse me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't believe I almost slept with that guy. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, wait a second. You're wearing panty hose. Ew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Gasps) Is that because your mom is coming?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I just don't want her to complain and kvetch about"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how I'm not wearing panty hose."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- And I just... I just want to shut it down. - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Sure. - But when you meet her, don't mention"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that Josh Chan lives here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because if she hears that, she might get the wrong idea"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and think that I moved here for him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Which you did. - Not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I'm not gonna magically change to please your mother."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's not what I'm trying to do. - It's not?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not trying to please her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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