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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! (S01E01)

"Is something burning?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I left cookies in the oven."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I just... I hope we're not holding him up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Agreed. - Not us. You."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are those staying activities?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wanted you to live with me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but you insisted on staying in West Covina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Obviously, that didn't work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We all love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so... I need you to sleep"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hand stuff, an erotic massage..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right? You look confused."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I am so close to getting that ring."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a mom pleaser myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Exactly. So you understand the burden."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He does?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are-are you kidding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you out of your mind?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'll return it at home in New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they take returns, just exchanges."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's just go to that stupid store"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man (Over P.A.): Attention, Christmas shoppers: Don't miss the sale..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hope you guys know that these are the good old days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, change the formation?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not Miguel?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"through the consequences of her decisions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I told you, I got an offer that I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fine. I will tell you why I moved here. God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Applause and cheering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's go!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ everybody in the house, start it up now... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know how you're getting to the airport?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Killed it. Killed it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I think I pulled my spine and may never walk again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The truth is, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not a kid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do work at that loser firm, and I never wear panty hose,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's disgusting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know you're disappointed in me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know I'm not"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Hate you"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't hate you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And when you have a child, you will understand this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Crying): Mommy, of course I love you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm not coming home for pa..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll come home for Passover."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Bye. - Bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it that you finally went through puberty?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought it was cute."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In what way?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hi. - How was your holiday?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You owe me a coke."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Want to go see Santa?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. (Chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ he's also an unemployed stunt man ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Yeah, I'm just really baked ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ causing staggering drought ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm, so good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it's this chick named Carol ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ we're all finding ourselves ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ okay, there is no easy answer ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ for our high rates of skin cancer ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and it killed my wife ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ they may have gonorrhea ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ it's not frostbite ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ and we do Christmas right ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ California Christmastime ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I sent him away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There were tears."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Power line crackles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Footsteps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Protesting whimper)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mom, what are you doing? Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your flight's not for another five hours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just give me the gift receipt,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got it from a local boutique, and I don't think"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on the way to the airport, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rise and shine!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey, guys! (Laughs) - Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just wanted to say, best of luck out there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you had work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, gave myself a Christmas gift."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just had my mom call, say I had the flu."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (Laughter) - Uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, the best of times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, enjoy them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ow!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Wait. Are-are you sure? - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't think I can go on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are we gonna do? Who knows the choreography?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, uh, well, Miguel has done a pretty good job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's never too late, bro."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's never too late."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The only decent thing was a floor lamp,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so now I'm gonna have to check a bag."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm very sorry, mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'll pay the baggage fee. How about that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You baffle me, you know that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your whole life, you have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs heavily)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My dramatic little girl who never thought"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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