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Clips from The Simpsons - E Pluribus Wiggum (S19E19)

"but I don't want to live in a future"
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"where food is brought by"
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""waiters...""
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"where the chairs aren't"
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"and where I can't ditch my kids"
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"I say we rebuild the"
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"Fast-Food District"
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"bigger and better than ever!"
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"To raise the money, we'll need a bond issue."
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"But won't that just shift"
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"No, you idiot."
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"We just pay for it with"
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"another bond issue."
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"Let her figure out someone to dump it on."
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"Then it's decided"
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"the bond issue will be part of our next"
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"scheduled election,"
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"the Springfield presidential primary."
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"In that case, I hereby move"
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"That means the Springfield presidential"
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"primary will be first in the nation."
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"Even earlier than New Hampshire."
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"Uh-oh,"
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"they're going to be cheesed."
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"Providing cheap liquor to Massachusetts teens for 200 years."
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"As they day of the primary nears,"
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"this race is as wide open as a"
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"hobo's mouthat a pie-flinging contest."
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"What do you New Hampshirites think"
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"of the current crop of presidential candidates?"
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"Well, Mr. Rather,"
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"the way I see it,"
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"as my father always said,"
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""The way I look at it...""
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"Springfield just moved its primary"
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"a week ahead of New Hampshire's."
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"Now it's the first one."
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"Sweet mother of Murrow."
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"off to Springfield, people."
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"Come on, folks, move it."
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"Grandma was slow, but she was old."
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"Into the truck!"
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"To Springfield."
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"The one the Simpsons live in."
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"but the cashier."
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"Time to make our move."
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"Now that you've said my name"
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"I have to kill him."
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"our humble city is overrun with candidates,"
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"newshounds, spin doctors, hacks, flacks, Russerts,"
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"Blitzers and even the occasional voter."
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"Sir, do you have a preference?"
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"Yeah, I like girls, fruit loop."
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"Are you a registered voter?"
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"I'm a registered..."
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"something."
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"This election is on every channel."
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"Come on, Marge."
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"It's primary fever."
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"Catch it!"
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"and that was no fun."
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"I think it's exciting, Springfield is the"
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"center of the political universe."
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"I feel like a pundit in a think tank!"
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"Think tank, eh?"
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"Hmm."
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"Now let's consider World Bank lending"
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"What?"
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"I'm not allowed to get one right?"
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"I like you newsies."
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"You really lap up the sauce."
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"Sure thing, mouse pad."
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"Ten bucks."
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"Knock yourself out."
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"Do I need to say my name?"
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"Know it's just cable, but..."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm not gonna worry about it."
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"I gonna just..."
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"Great. Now I'm worried."
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"Hey, hey,it's Jon Stewart,"
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"everyone's favorite political funnyman!"
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"Hey, Krusty!"
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"Haven't seen you since you bailed on that benefit."
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"Yeah, well, I really didn't"
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"Well, Krusty's Kids sure missed ya."
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"Yeah, they're great."
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"A little clingy..."
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"But anyway,"
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"pretty crazy, huh?"
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"Are you writing this down?"
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"Nah, this is somethin' else."
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"So, uh,"
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"where is there less hot air than here?"
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"Rush Limbaugh' s sweatpants?"
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"Krusty,"
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"you're obviously fishing for jokes so"
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"No!"
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"That's ridiculous!"
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"More ridiculous than that place"
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"with all the hot air,"
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"Well, I'll thank you to keep"
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"my zingers out of your mouth."
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"I'm gonna try and remember you"
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"the way you used to be."
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"But I've always been terrible!"
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"With me here to comment on today's"
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"Democratic debate is Andrea Crowney of CNN,"
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"Dumont Evans of Slate.com"
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"and Ron Lehar,"
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"a print journalist"
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"from the Washington Post."
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"Your medium is dying!"
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"Nelson!"
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"Thank you all for coming to our focus group."
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"Today we're going to show you commercial"
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"from the Republican candidates."
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"This punch is too sweet."
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"your blouse makes you look fat."
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"Opinions about the ads."
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