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Clips from The Simpsons - E Pluribus Wiggum (S19E19)

"I live in that place!"
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"Who should America elect in 2008?"
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"Former governor Vincent Aleppo"
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"said in the New York Times,"
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""I will protect the nation from attack.""
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"He's got my vote."
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"But in that same issue of the New York Times,"
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"they also printed an article about"
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"terrorist leader Nussaf Al Mustaffi."
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"Dear God, what have I done?"
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""And you shall judge them"
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"Mm, my god!"
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"They're going steady!"
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"So, what do we think?"
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"Well, I thought every part of it was good,"
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"but overall, I hated it."
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"I feel exactly the opposite,"
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"but the same."
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"That was the best milkshake"
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"ad I've ever seen."
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"It makes me wanna want a milkshake!"
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"The top fifth is consuming"
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"60% of our nation's ressources"
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"while the bottom two-fifths"
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"is consuming one eighth."
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"Hence my campaign slogan,"
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""End quintile disparity"."
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"Look, we all care about"
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"quintile disparity,"
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"but the Democrats can't win"
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"with another prissy brainiac."
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"Thank you, Senator Winnergill."
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"That's Whiner-girl."
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"Honey, how many of this signs"
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"do I have to put up?"
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"25 more?!"
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"What did I ever do to you to deserve this?"
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"You're never gonna let that go, are you?"
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"Oh, my god!"
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"That family is undecided!"
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"I wonder who that could be..."
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"Family values!"
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"Vanishing middle class!"
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"Cut and run!"
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"Terrorists win! Terrorists win!"
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"If you haven't sprung from her"
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"or aren't married to my loins,"
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"get the hell out of this house!"
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"You too, Fred Thompson."
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"But I was in Die Hard."
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"Die Hard Two!"
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"Is everyone here as sick of those"
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"stupid politicians as I am?"
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"What about the media?"
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"They're not covering the issues."
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"They just want to declare a frontrunner"
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"and go back to their mansions."
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"Show of hands."
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"I could really go for some"
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"kind of military dictator"
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"like, uh, Juan Peron."
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"When he disappeared ya,"
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"Plus his wife was Madonna."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"nobody does that."
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"Why don't we all pick the most"
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"ridiculous candidate and write him in?"
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"You mean Dennis Kucinich?"
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"Hey! I'm right here!"
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"be unbelievably ridiculous."
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"Chief Wiggum!"
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"No."
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"But you're close."
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"Roll over, Anne Coulter,"
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"and tell James Carville the news:"
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"Springfield voters have"
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"overwhelmingly rejected"
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"the major candidates of both parties"
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"in favor of a write-in:"
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"eight-year-old Ralph Wiggum."
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"by 53% of likely voters."
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"A new frontrunner has been crowned!"
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"What I did made the TV thing happen."
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"Live from our nation's capitol,"
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"this is Headbutt with Nash Castor."
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"President Ralph Wiggum?"
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"Two days ago, this bed-wetter made a splash"
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"in the Springfield Primary."
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"can Ralph go from Sesame Street"
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"to Pennsylvania Avenue?"
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"Adriatica Vel Johnson!"
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"Well, Nash,"
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"Ralph Wiggum is a breath of fresh air for"
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"a country hungry for a change of air."
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"And he's already a master of the sound bite,"
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"from take on immigration reform..."
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"Stranger danger!"
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"...to his disciplined stance on government spending."
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"I only have this much monies."
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"Well, um, I'd hate to be the fingernail in this Cobb salad,"
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"but we don't even know if this young man"
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"is a Democrat or Republican."
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"Before we invite Ralph to the prom,"
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"we should find out if he's"
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"wearing a tux or a tutu."
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"This is a disaster!"
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"Speaking of disasters,"
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"have you seen this?"
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"Springfield Dodge bought too much inventory,"
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"to get rid of all the '07s."
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"the wisdom of the average voter."
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"I dig the Wig!"
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"I dig the Wig!"
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"Oh, dear God..."
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"Come on, Lis, hop on the Wiggum Wagon."
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"Secretary of Indian burns."
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"Ow!"
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"Ralph can't be president."
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"He's the dumbest person, in the slowest reading group."
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"Lisa, being president is easy."
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