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Clips from Scrubs - My Jiggly Ball (S05E05)

"- men only. - Have you been on man night?"
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"- Not me. - Fine!"
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"- Turk's the one who's drowning! - So now a brother can't swim."
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"- Why do you have to go there? - Oh, my God!"
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"I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots."
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"[J.D.] She's the idiot. We're doctors."
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"Bob, I'm physically touching your arm now."
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"Oh, come on, I know you're here."
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"Oh, hi, Perry! What can I do for you?"
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"I just wanted to introduce you to our chief of medicine."
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"That's what we're here for."
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"You forgot to tell him you were bumping him from the trial."
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"- I've got work to do, Perry. - You're not going anywhere."
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"You hearin' that?"
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"[Clanging]"
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"What kinda glass is this?"
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"Ow."
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"There was one spot open in the study."
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"I gave it to the rich guy because with the money he's donating,"
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"It's not my job to care, Perry."
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"- Can I talk to you for a second? - No. I'm busy cleaning."
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"I was joking. I play it all the time."
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"I like this. It's an idiot handle."
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"Get off."
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"You're gonna go first. Please enter the jiggly circle."
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"Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound may step up to the death line."
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"I want you to think of this as a corn muffin."
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"There is no such thing as Jiggly Ball, is there?"
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"Janitor told us if we pretended to know, we get to throw balls at you."
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"- Couldn't pass it up! - Got my shift covered!"
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"I could see where it would be funny from the outside of the circle."
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"- Ah! - Ah!"
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"so if you want to talk to him about Dr. Reid, do it now."
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"- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?"
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"I'm proud? Carla, after the wedding, you wouldn't take Turk's name!"
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"Calling you Mrs. Turk in the bedroom isn't official."
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"You freaked when the patient listened to me over you."
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"J.D., you just let the entire hospital pummel you"
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"because you were too proud to admit you didn't know Jiggly Ball."
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"I think there may be something wrong with my spine,"
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"Yeah, well, don't worry about it. I'll get back on top on my own."
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"Chop-chop, Dorian."
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"Delighted to see you all..."
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"Hope you didn't obsess too much about that, Newbie."
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"[J.D.] Over the next few weeks, I couldn't help thinking"
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"[J.D.] As far as Bob Kelso goes,"
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"... even if he's too proud to show it."
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"[Whistling]"
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"- What are you doing? - I miss having you as my roommate."
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"because even though it's a horrible and sad experience,"
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"First one who falls introduces Kelso."
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"[J.D.] Careful. You're about to let Dr. Cox know"
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"you were a gymnast in high school."
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"OK, come on, Dorian. Find your center."
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"Around the rosie."
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"I don't got it!"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"- [Grunts] - [Cox] Oh!"
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"# No, I know I'm no Superman"
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"Everyone has a human side, Coxie. Even Kelso."
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"[J.D.] You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor."
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"- Well, I know a lot. - Yeah? Who was Deep Throat?"
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"The doctor there said surgery wasn't my only option."
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""You can't decide for me, that's not your duty.""
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"And are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?"
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"I said tell him he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall"
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"but I'm having him spend the day checking that countertop's heartbeat."
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"Ahh, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate."
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"Memories. Do you know that, once,"
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"You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears"
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"Really? I think your hernia patient does."
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"- I'm not upset about that. - It's obvious you are."
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"It's more obvious to me, baby... Turk."
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"or playing Jiggly Ball."
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"Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?"
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"We have to help Elliot get her job back."
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"Why?"
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"I got you your job back."
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"[J.D.] The next day started poorly."
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"Bob? I can see you."
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"For God's sake, you're three-dimensional."
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"Sir, I can't tell you how well everyone's treating me."
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"Remember when I told you I'd never heard of Jiggly Ball?"
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"Jiggle me in."
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"- Throw? - Now."
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"No."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Bob Kelso is a..."
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"Did I say he wanted a long introduction?"
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"About how pride defines who we are."
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"[# Citizen Cope: Sideways]"
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"Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange."
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"A cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him"
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"Ah. Two and a half years away from chest hands."
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"[Clang]"
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"- Who the hell is this? - [Man] Where are my shoelaces?"
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"Oh!"
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"You gotta want it!"
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"Crap."
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"and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?"
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"- Buttery. - OK, keep going. I enjoy it, actually."
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"[J.D.] I missed living with Turk, but living with Elliot wasn't that bad."
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"- Are you in? - [J.D.] Just say no."
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"[Clang]"
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"- Thank you, Colonel Doctor. - Excuse me?"
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"We're heading out now to play some Jiggly Ball."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Sighs, then whistles]"
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"[Clang]"
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"[Clang]"
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"[J.D. Whimpers]"
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"which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women."
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"Why are you following me?"
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"Keith's telling Mr. Morrison about his brain tumor."
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"was this blonde-haired woman who talked in such a high-pitched voice"
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"...and just not care."
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"Thank you so much for this award."
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"For this procedure, I'm going to have to numb you."
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"[J.D.] Still, I also know"
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"- What was the middle one? - Deadsies."
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"I can reopen the prenatal unit."
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