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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Patent Troll (S04E04)

"What, pray tell, did he tell you when he called you?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I understand."
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"Stu is saying that since all eight companies"
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"- How much? - Three hundred thousand dollars."
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"so I'm gonna have to try something with Anton."
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"I get it. I should've settled."
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"but I'm not going down without a fight."
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"Oh my God."
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"These are all my notes from the original build of Pied Piper 1.0,"
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"Sorry. Everybody okay?"
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"claimed that they stole that song, right?"
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"Okay, well, he may want to consider financial aid,"
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"before "Cancion De Amores.""
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"Yeah, and we can take it to court if you like, see who they believe:"
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"perhaps the most advanced and sophisticated pattern-matching algorithm"
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"or some old asshole who once sued Stevie Wonder."
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"And you misspell my name."
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"And I added a little visual flair."
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"- ♪ ♪ - Mmm. Ah. Huh."
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"You trolled the troll."
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"Yeah, yeah, for a second there, he wasn't buying it,"
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"and then I just started babbling on about tech specs"
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"Richard. Well, yes, but..."
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"- Here. - What's this?"
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"Um, that is a bill from Ron Laflamme"
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"Paid the troll? Well, that's true,"
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"but can you put a price on dignity?"
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"Um, speaking of, Richard, I need to tell you something."
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"- Who? - My fictional supervisor."
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"He bragged to a sales rep at LaCroix about doing it to Sonia Sotomayor,"
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"Oh, Ed Chambers."
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"Yeah, a lot of these guys aren't man enough"
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"I believe that the future is female."
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"Woo!"
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"Who made that one through the..."
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"Pass!"
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"No, but seriously, what brings you in today?"
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"No, I am... I am serious. I would like a... an STD check."
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"No. I... I had sex."
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"- Sex with what? - Female."
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"A female what?"
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"And I-I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom."
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"People don't really get STDs anymore."
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"We'll get your tests back soon, and I would tell you"
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"- Huh? - It's possible."
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"Hey, here's something strange."
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"Okay, why? Am I gaining weight?"
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"I haven't been exercising at all, really, so..."
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"Yeah, look at that."
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"You are an inch shorter"
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"You're shrinking, my friend."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Well, you just told me. It's your unhealthy lifestyle, Richard."
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"So, what do I do?"
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"I'm gonna put you on calcium supplements,"
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"and we are now officially negotiating the finer points of his deal."
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"To that end, we would like to clarify our arrangement with you."
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"We feel that a generous finder's fee"
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"This meeting is over."
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"This is very generous, but I... I was under the impression"
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"I will not allow you to make the same mistake"
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"and, in my earlier years, Chipotle"
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"But can you hack this finder's fee into 52 installments,"
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"You mean... a salary?"
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"Those are your words, not mine."
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"The finder's fee and..."
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"the same gender..."
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"Both partners happen to be female, Erlich."
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"Great catch. What's your point?"
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"There is a grotesque gender imbalance"
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"of this male culture which is encroaching on our feminist island."
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"I mean, for instance, there's something called mansplaining?"
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"- Have you heard about this? - We know what mansplaining is."
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"Mansplaining is when a man will condescendingly explain"
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"something to a woman that she already knows."
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"Mr. Bachman, we have work to do."
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"All right. Laurie..."
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"I don't think that you'll find an associate, um..."
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"It's my final offer. Take it or leave it."
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"Okay. Ooh, this Monday?"
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"What's that?"
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"SonicWall SonicPoint ACe..."
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"built-in intrusion prevention, SSL decryption and inspection,"
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"application control, and content filtering."
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"Saying new router would be so much quicker."
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"Dinesh, the one good thing that came out of you slapping your body"
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"Why would we need it? Mia is in a federal facility"
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"with no access to the Internet."
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"Right, and she has never shown a proclivity for getting around infrastructure."
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"and we just cracked the top 500 in the Hooli app store."
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"Of utilities."
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"Yeah, subgroup mobile, subgroup storage."
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"but... we've leapt from bat saliva to humans"
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"and... and we've just killed our first few villagers."
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"This warm."
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"This warm. I get it, Jian-Yang!"
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"The refrigerator is broken."
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"The ice cream is melting."
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"- Yes. - Fine, I'll call the repairman,"
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"and he'll come here and fix it posthaste."
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"a smarter fridge..."
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"like this."
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"Unlike you, I now work for a living."
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"I'm not gonna drop that kind of dough on a fridge."
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"Then why are you talking to me about it?"
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"To make you feel bad,"
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"- Go for Erlich. - E. Bachman! E. Chen."
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"Got your message."
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"I hope that this doesn't create any tension between us,"
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"us now being competitors and all."
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"of the ownership group of the Warriors."
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"We have an extra spot on the floor at Oracle Arena. You a hoops guy?"
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"We have an extra spot on the floor tonight"
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"at Oracle Arena. You a hoops guy?"
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"What red-blooded American male in the VC boys' club isn't?"
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"Later, man."
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"Well, boys, I've been in the VC game for just one day,"
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"and already I have floor seats to watch the Warriors."
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"the Incredible Shrinking Hendricks,"
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