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Clips from The Simpsons - All About Lisa (S19E19)

"Welcome to the 38th annual Springfield Showbiz Awards."
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"- Gabbo! - Gabbo, over here!"
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"We now come to our final award, "Entertainer of the Year.""
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"Nor ham."
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"No, tonight is about her."
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"Let me start at the beginning,"
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"Wow, 4,000 episodes."
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""I could do that, and I'm a kid.""
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"And now I give you a man whose act will never grow old,"
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"with the original Krusketeers."
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"You owe me money, Krusty."
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"It could be any of you."
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"a 20 year personal services contract"
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"I am so gonna try out for that."
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"Me, too. But I hope you get it."
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"Yeah, I hope I get it, too. Later."
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"For a second there, he hoped I got it."
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""90% of success is showing up on time.""
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"I'm a lantern fish."
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"Now I'm a jack-o'-lantern."
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"E.T."
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"Yay, Bart!"
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"You kids were all terrific."
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"you're making a huge mistake not hiring my brother."
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"doesn't have a single paid employee?"
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"Now go get me my dry-cleaning,"
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"I wish I was paying you, so I could dock your salary."
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"Two... one..."
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"Over the years, show business"
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"thespians and harlequins, Abbots and Costelli."
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"And I don't? Is that what you're saying?"
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"I know what I want and I get it."
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"You can succeed with Krusty."
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"Nicely done, kid."
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"You're the best thing that's happened to this business since..."
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"Favorite blintz: blueberry."
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"Krusty lost a bundle and had to"
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"Bart's having girl trouble. You better go talk to him."
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"Yeah, well, we're adding clowns."
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"Why did she have to steal Krusty from me?"
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"All this prim Krusty merchandise"
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""Radioactive Man Meets the Kansas City Royals.""
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"Whoa, nice."
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"All right, time to fill these slots with coins."
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"This hobby sucks."
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"But if you keep at it, you might find at the end"
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"You bet I do!"
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"What's you're doin' here ? That's just my well !"
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"No, don't put that... Oh, no, I'll never gets out !"
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""The Inverted Double-struck Penny" or "Kissing Lincolns'"
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"was mistakenly minted in December of 1917,"
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"of rioting at the Philadelphia Mint.""
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"The one on the left looks into it,"
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"Son, we are getting that coin."
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"The laughter swept over her like a wave,"
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"♪♪ for some R and R."
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"and she will step right over a certain clown to get it."
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"Which clown? Chuckles?"
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"But seriously, you're in real trouble here."
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"Yeah?"
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"Okay, I'll do the monologue."
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"- Great show last... - Sorry, I can't act like you matter!"
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"Now, that's well-performed comedy!"
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"I'll be waiting. You're a good girl."
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"Krusty, you've learned that fame, that fickle beauty,"
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"And Lisa had a lesson to learn as well."
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"Thank you, folks. You've been a great audience."
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"All of Springfield fell head over heels for Lisa."
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"Shall we visit the commissary to toast your success?"
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"Brought to you by Nappien,"
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"This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut!"
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"But unlike life, I have a solution for this."
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"Going once, going twice..."
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"Our last item up for bid is a mint condition 1917 "Kissing Lincoln" penny."
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"The current bid is $500."
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"Do I hear a counter bid? Going once, going twice...Dad?"
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"But, um, overruled. Sold to Mr. Burns for $10 million!"
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"It's really brought us closer together."
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"Mmm. Yeah."
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"- Do you have change for a nickel? - Oh, of course."
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"And so, bonded by love and larceny,"
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"...and went downtown,"
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"It's you!"
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"Applause is an addiction,"
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"like heroin or checking your e-mail."
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"Don't end up like these people."
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"Don't end up like..."
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"I need to get out while I still can."
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"Really?"
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"So what else is in the news?"
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"my girlfriend is a real pain in mine."
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"Ooh, I think I'm in love!"
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"Krusty, please."
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"No!"
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"thanks to light pollution."
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"Here comes the magnificently-mammaried,"
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"mistress of midnight movie mayhem, Booberella."
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"The twins look happy tonight."
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"It's ventriloquist Arthur Crandall and his walnut wingman, Gabbo."
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"Get a job, parasites."
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"the "Award of the Year" award at the 2007 Awardy Awards."
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"This year's nominees are an eclectic group."
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"This distinguished-looking gentleman"
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"It's not important what he says,"
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"or who he's a parody of."
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"Only one person here really matters..."
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"the recipient of this award."
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"I am but your humble narrator in this tale of fame,"
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"betrayal and coin collecting."
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"But more about that later."
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"Nor is it him."
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"Nor him."
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"This year's award goes to..."
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"put your hands together for Drew Carey."
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"Thank you."
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"It seems like just yesterday Krusty stole his first joke from me."
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"Seriously, though, I remember watching"
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"but to find out what, you've gotta test his pee."
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"Pee!"
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