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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Old Acquaintance (S03E03)

"When you two first came into my office,"
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"Thanks, Dr. Janet."
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"We couldn't have done this without you and your many novelty certificates."
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"I gotta take this."
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"They start shooting next week."
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"So what you're telling me is David Pincher needs a new star immediately"
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"BoJack's got star power and grit up the wazoo. I can't imagine..."
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"Anyone who would appeal to the audience more than Chuff."
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"- This would put Gekko-Rabitowitz... - On the map."
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"Perfect, because without it we could be in..."
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"from mixing the wrong pills?"
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"Yeah, I wanted a change in my life."
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"the first time you do them again, it's amazing."
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"- What? No, just stay sober. - Ugh!"
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"Whatever. Call me when you're ready to party."
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"Well, that's troubling."
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"Not the point. This is about respect."
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"BoJack, is this really a good idea?"
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"So? We could write around that. The Horse dying was just a dream."
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"Ethan missed the Horse so much he built a robot Horse as a tribute."
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"I'm surprised you're so into the idea."
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"I wouldn't say I'm attached..."
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"- Right now? - And purchased."
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"BoJack, for the last 20 years"
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"Is that a thrill you experienced?"
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"The sitcom stage is my home, and I'm tired of denying myself that."
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"Great."
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"Got it."
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"- Hello? - Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"What is that, like, a cereal?"
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"and I think New Year's is going to be even bigger."
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"I'm loving that segue, Todd. You are a conversational Magellan."
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"also available to men?"
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"That's an untapped market."
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"No goodbye?"
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"Diane, this is my big brother."
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"Big brother? I'm five minutes older."
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"And you always will be."
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"A part like that would really underline"
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"Use that when you tell him I won't do it."
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"Why don't you tell him you don't want to do it?"
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"I slept with his mother."
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"- Hmm? - Nothing? The Caveman's Valentine?"
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"when he woke up on that stranger's bathroom floor"
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"and things are looking sunny all the way to the new year."
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"It really is true what they say..."
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"Now who let these little monsters onto my peninsula?"
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"Because, of course,"
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"Life is the most precious resource we have. Remember that, Diane."
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"Or a happy Elliott Smith song."
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"Oh, he's probably just razzing ya, but he's a good dog. All bark, no bite."
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"Boom! This is David Pincher."
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"Thank you, except for her. Boom."
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"So when I found out that the best assistant I ever had"
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"I mean, what are the odds?"
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"Just an assistant? Laura, assistants are everything."
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"Because that was... Is that a speech you had ready to go?"
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"I mean, we gals gotta look out for each other. Right?"
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"So you're talking about a merger?"
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"But I could use a few more"
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"experienced hands to help guide the ship,"
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"So on the new show Ethan is the dad, and he's raising three little horses."
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"I'm taking the kids out of school and moving everyone down here."
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"I just had an offer accepted on a house in Sherman Oaks."
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"Two million dollars, gone."
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"- The new year? That's tonight. - I know."
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"- No. - She didn't call you?"
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"Those bastards got my quote so damn high."
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"- As long as you want to do it. - And I do want to do it."
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"Kelsey? That's what I said when they said you wanted to meet with me."
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"The option expires tonight at midnight,"
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"is because I'm a big enough star to secure funding?"
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"I hear they've got you locked in to some fantasy dystopia thing."
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"For work or, like, in general?"
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"you want to hide it under some wonderland unicorn nonsense."
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"Is it the nobody's-gonna-see-it element or the fact you'll be working for peanuts?"
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"You're supposed to be this amazing agent, after all."
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"Don't be too long, or I'm gonna drink all your beer."
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"sucking out all the oxygen, and suddenly you can't breathe"
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"Uh... I guess."
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""These sexy lady chauffeurs always get me where I need to go.""
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"we should replace them with women who do."
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"Let's get drinks in the new year"
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"and work out the deets... That's a fast way of saying details"
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"Judah, this is where I live. Watch and learn."
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"Hey, we heard BoJack and Kelsey had a great meeting on Jelly Belle."
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"BoJack would love to do the movie,"
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"- He won't do it for a penny less. - Princess Carolyn..."
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"You're overplaying your hand, PC, and I'm calling your bluff."
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"That's not fair. I was clearly establishing a poker metaphor,"
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"- Damn it! - Question,"
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"Because I just blew this thing wide open."
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"I didn't know what I was looking for. I knew there was something."
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"And I found it. Bam!"
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"Why is my house filled with sexy orcas?"
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"It's the Cabracadabra New Year's party. These are our drivers."
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"Yeah, okay, BoJack."
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"- A real friend. - He doesn't want to do your show."
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"about the further adventures of a carb-faced nobody?"
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"- Oh, maybe... - You are not a television star."
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"forgetting your face even as I'm looking at it."
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"If something was really wrong, he would tell me about it."
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"I know he's your brother, but he's hiding something from you."
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"I wanted to come up here and have a nice time."
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"Because I know there isn't, but if there is, you would tell me, right?"
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"- I got a twisted spleen. - No."
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"Promise me it's going to be fine? You're my big brother."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, you are the best runt"
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"When you're going to have to be the captain."
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"What is this, a very special episode?"
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"It's a no-go on BoJack for Pegasus."
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"I just wanted you to know. I did everything I could."
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"- Hey. - Look..."
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"Oh, yeah? Why did your agent keep demanding more money?"
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"Huh?"
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"Ten, nine, eight..."
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"I wanted to get a head start on the 2016 budget."
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"I am not a robot. I am a human being."
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"place is run by a homeless person."
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"or demeanor is unprofessional."
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