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Clips from Axe Cop - Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back (S01E01)

"[alarm blaring]"
Axe Cop
"[playing harmonica]"
Axe Cop
"All right, Grey Diamond. You can tell your story now."
Axe Cop
"[clears throat] Like army chihuahua's friend Sergeant T, I, too,"
Axe Cop
"once knew someone in the great chicken head war..."
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"History will remember him as a great fighter."
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"And then I decided also, there should be some cheetah in there"
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"because cheetahs are super fast."
Axe Cop
"so he should be here right about..."
Axe Cop
"- Now! - Liborg!"
Axe Cop
"With the help of your friend Liborg,"
Axe Cop
"we just may get this horn back on time after all."
Axe Cop
"Quick! Let's get out of here. Follow me."
Axe Cop
"Woman: Oh my god! Bat Warthog Man, is that you?"
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"Joanie, Potsie, Rrichie, Ralph Malph,"
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"Oh my gosh! My friends! You're all alive!"
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"[crashes] Hey, what's that?!"
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"[chomping] [shouts]"
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"There's no way out! We're all gonna die!"
Axe Cop
"Wrong. There's one hole out of here and I know where it is."
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"- Mission accomplished. - We're alive, we did it!"
Axe Cop
"Don't worry about him. The more brain those dinosaurs eat,"
Axe Cop
"- thank you, Axe Cop. - No time for thank yous."
Axe Cop
"There's something I gotta do."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop? What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night."
Axe Cop
"Now? Uhhh, oh-oh-okay. I think..."
Axe Cop
"I think we still have some buttered noodles left in the fridge."
Axe Cop
"All right, we have a tupperware."
Axe Cop
"Anita, where's the tupperware?!"
Axe Cop
"If I knew you were gonna stick me with these hidden costs,"
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"Axe Cop: I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"What are you doing lurking in the shadows,"
Axe Cop
"- Let's go! - Great, we'll take my car."
Axe Cop
"He had an army of chicks that shot drills out of their mouths."
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"- Now here's the plan. - Yah!"
Axe Cop
"But I will remember him as the guy that was my best friend."
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"But then I got an idea. I'm gonna make his brain"
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"And a cheetah. Because like I mentioned before,"
Axe Cop
"Okay, so where is this Liborg now?"
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"[growling]"
Axe Cop
"Well, it looks like everyone is finally happy"
Axe Cop
"and reunited with their friends."
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"this dinosaur horn back to the dinosaur-horn store"
Axe Cop
"don't you think I would have just bought one?"
Axe Cop
"That's why it's called a late fee."
Axe Cop
"This jump leads to space... and that's really high."
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"[crunches]"
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"It's where he makes his bad guys."
Axe Cop
"And I thought, "what am I going to do with this?""
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"But what we didn't know was that chicken head"
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"- The King of All Bad Guys ate them. - So my friends are... dead?"
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"but there is something even better than friends."
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"We're gonna sneak into his ear and use this giant horn"
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"So I went to the jungle and I knocked out a lion."
Axe Cop
"Then one day I got a telephone call. [barks]"
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"Now let's split up and look for clues."
Axe Cop
"In case there's any question,"
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"- Maybe to you. - To everybody."
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"Axe Cop: I just want to rent a dinosaur horn."
Axe Cop
"[grunts] Now you tell me where Bat Warthog"
Axe Cop
"I'll chop your head... Bat Warthog Man?!"
Axe Cop
"Whoo-hoo!"
Axe Cop
"This horn has to be back in an hour."
Axe Cop
"- A bad guy. - A very bad guy!"
Axe Cop
"I know I speak for everybody when I say,"
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"[mechanical voices]"
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"[inhales]"
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"♪ is always so much prettier... ♪"
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"[rings] Hello?"
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"♪ Well, summer in the city ♪"
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"Sergeant T. We were at war with chicken head."
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"throw this head in the head trash."
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"[music]"
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"[screams] That was the day I gained the ability"
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"into a cybernetic body with a lion's head"
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"And lucky for you, I know how to defeat him"
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"[laughs] Whoa, what took you so long, bro?"
Axe Cop
"Now I will summon the dinosaurs"
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"Nope, his brain is made mostly of bad brain cells."
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"[door closes]"
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"You see that enormous guy with the crown?"
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"Friends are great,"
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"There it is. We're gonna have to be quiet."
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"[groans]"
Axe Cop
"Oh, I'm never getting this horn back on time."
Axe Cop
"half lion, half man."
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"[roars]"
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"I want to take you and Anita up on that dinner."
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"I'll just put it in a tupperware thing then."
Axe Cop
"- in 15 minutes. - Oh, you want it to go."
Axe Cop
"to summon the dinosaurs to eat his brains."
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"[sizzling, thudding]"
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