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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Journey to the Centre of the Punk (S03E03)

"Mm-mm, Lady Vinyl. Ow, chicka-chicka."
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"You'll widen the grooves, lower the value. No, no."
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"the inventor of jazz scat singing."
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"Yeah. Let me demonstrate to you a little bit of the power of jazz scat singing."
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"♪ Do-do-do-do, ba!"
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"- Pick up the paperclip. - It's just a paperclip."
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"I don't pick stuf up, I knock stuf down."
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"I'm the sherif of Stationery Village."
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"- Hey, Vince. - Hey, guys. How are you?"
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"Oi, Vince, who's the geography teacher?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh, yeah, this is my mate Howard."
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"Somehow, I don't think you do have."
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"- Ignore me, I'm not here. - Stop doing that, please."
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"- It is quite expensive. - Vince, Vince."
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"Nooooo!"
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"I went to a dinner party for all of the planets,"
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"and I said, "I'm the Moon, I'm made of cheese.""
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"Don't be shy, now. Throw it at me hard."
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"♪ I did a shit on your mum and she rather liked it"
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"♪ I did a shit on your dad, I did a shit on your dad"
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"♪ I did a shit on your dad and he rather like it"
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"- You bring that rocking chair with you? - It's a foldaway. I take it everywhere."
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"- Yeah, well, I don't know where it is. - Problem is, you can't see for looking."
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"Put your eyes to bed and wake up Mr. Feel and Mrs. Smell."
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"You're not helping anything, OK? Vince bit into it here so the piece should be here."
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"- That's not helping. - Oh, sorry, Howard."
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"Should've checked him out before you got that done."
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"♪ Skoo-bop, dooby-doo"
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"- How's he getting away?! - It's these trousers."
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"Come back, you...!"
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"♪ Babba-dabba-poppa, doo-doo-doo"
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"He's saying he did eat a piece of that record."
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"Not you, Extreme Sports Calendar."
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"A long time ago, before people had webbed knees,"
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"One day, he contracted a strange swamp fever"
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"My fingers are gone."
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"So after Vince ate that record,"
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"- Is there anything we can do? - Maybe there is."
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"and then there's Lester, who is basically an invalid, and I need to walk him home, don't I?"
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"Come on, Howard. We're both old. We're at the end of our natural-born lives."
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"- Harpoon? - Check."
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"Be careful, that's a lethal toxic-tipped harpoon loaded with anti-jazz."
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"Last but not least, Bollo's made you a packed lunch."
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"- OK. - How many atmospheres?"
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"Now, hit that red button there on the left."
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"- All right, Vince? - All right, Vince, how's it going?"
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"Hey, tiny red blood cell. Come over here a minute."
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"Flipping hell, what have you gone and done that for? That's really hurt."
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"Run the bath! The bath of pain!"
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"- Lester, get me out of here! - Don't worry, Howard. I got your back."
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"What are they doing? They're going backwards towards his big toe."
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"- Die! Die! - We hate you. We will destroy you."
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"Vince, I'm Howard. I'm Vince's best mate."
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"- What times? - The time we had those pancakes..."
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"The brain!"
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"♪ I like to boogie"
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"Howard, we can go no further."
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"- Yeah. - Just you, yeah?"
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"I knew that was gonna come back in. The scuba look - genius!"
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"Hang on a sec. Just gotta check this out."
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"That is good advice."
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"Ciao for now. Over to Vince Noir with the weather."
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"You've been infected by a malignant jazz organism."
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"- Yeah, cool. Send him in. He sounds like fun. - No, two minutes!"
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"I swing both ways, but I'm not feeling it with you."
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"Oh, man, you got tuna mayonnaise all over my tendrils."
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"Lester!"
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"- You've got to stab it straight in the nucleus. - Just throw me the damn harpoon, honky!"
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"How you gonna play it, boy?"
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"Noooo!"
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"Hang on, my dad's a geography teacher in Leeds."
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"Noooo!"
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"- We've got to get them out. - Where are they?"
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"In the tear duct. Bollo, make Vince cry."
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"Um..."
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"Iggy's working in Tesco Metro."
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"Didn't think we could make it, did you? But me and Lester make quite a team."
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"- Shit, what have you done? - Change of plan. We met on the inside."
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"Let it out, boy! Come on, boy!"
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"Argh!"
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"Use this."
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"That really hurt me! Oh, man!"
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"Oh, scooby-doo-bap-boo."
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"To the world of "The Mighty Boosh"."
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"♪ Come with us to "The Mighty Boosh""
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"Ooh, now. Hello, Nelly."
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"It's hermetically sealed, Vince, in air from the 1950s."
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"This is the only one - handmade by Howling Jimmy himself."
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"Oh, scat! Out of all the aspects of jazz, scat has got to be the worst, the main ofender."
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"- You don't know what it is, do you? - Not really, but when it comes on, I go red."
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"Paperclips live in the paperclip tray."
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"- Sellotape tree? - The stickier the tape, the higher the branch."
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"It's a simple system. Everything has its own place in Stationery Village."
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"All change, please. Paperclip Castle."
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"- You are so anal, Howard. - Less of the backchat. Pick up the clip."
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"- A punk? Is that what that's about? - Yeah. Check out my outfit."
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"In fact, check this out. It is genius."
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"Is that one of my safety pins? It should be tucked away in Safety Pin Cottage."
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"It's not one of yours. I got this at Camden."
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"- It's got stuf on it. - It's full of punk diseases."
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"- Don't do that. Oi, back of! - Whoa."
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"- Yeah? Well, I'm a punk now, all right? - Oh, really?"
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"- And I'm angry. - What about?"
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"- All the stuf that's going on. - All stuf? Like what?"
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"It's getting hot, Howard."
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"- That and it's a bit clammy. - I'm angrier than you."
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"Yes, you do. I've seen you in the hallway giving yourself a Chinese burn. Hm?"
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"- Never heard of you. - You will do in two days. They're coming now."
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"Don't be showing them Stationery Village now you've sectioned it of cos that is well creepy."
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"Organised stationery means good business."
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"Cool your boots. I borrowed it. I'll give it back to you."
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"I see. You're a punk, so now you're glue-snifing. Well done."
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"Hm?"
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"- I might do. - My mates are gonna be here any second."
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"- Yeah, great. - Pretty punk, yeah."
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"- This is Micky Jizz. - Hi, Micky."
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"- Yeah, that goes there. - It can go there, though, can't it?"
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"It can, but it doesn't."
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"- Have you tried this? - I did try it, but I didn't like it so I left it there."
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"- Try again. - This is Stationery Village."
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