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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Bubble (S03E03)

"When I first met you, I thought you were a fascist hard-ass."
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"What? A cute fascist hard-ass,"
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"but still, you give off a very..."
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"Education Department now officially requesting 10 school buses."
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"I thought they only wanted four."
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"Well, now that I'm a pushover, why not ask for 10, or 20,"
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"or 100 new school buses and a fleet of school yachts?"
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"How about that? Here's what we're gonna do."
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"You are gonna tell me everything there is to know about your mom."
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"And I'm gonna have another meeting with her,"
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"and we're gonna have it out."
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"Or we could go to Belize"
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"and go scuba diving. And we could look at the whale sharks."
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"You're certified, right? Let's get you certified."
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"April, do you have that usage report that I asked for?"
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"Thank you."
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"Excuse me."
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"There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says "Do not drink the sprinkler water,""
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"so I made sun tea with it, and now I have an infection."
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"Sir?"
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"Sir, are... Are you listening to me, sir?"
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"Sir, I'm talking to you!"
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"Sir!"
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"Sir, are you aware"
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"that there is waste in your water system?"
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"Okay, you need to be strong, powerful, decisive."
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"This is not a meeting. It's a battle."
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"Normal meeting rules do not apply."
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"I'll be my mom and I'm gonna be very harsh with you,"
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"and it's only because I like you a lot."
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"Okay. Go!"
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"Hello. Wrong."
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"What? No preambles. No introductions."
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"Just walk in and start talking."
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"I'd like to discuss the new school bus."
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"And you should be sitting by now. What?"
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"Just walk in and take a seat."
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"Um... "Um" is the sound in "dumb.""
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"That's what she says to people."
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"And now you've crossed your legs like a woman."
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"God! Okay, should we just start over?"
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"No. No, we need to put a pin in this."
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"Here is a list of my mother's top 100 favorite conversation topics,"
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"starting with Persian rugs, ending with Daniel Craig."
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"Deliverance, the movie? Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, God."
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"So Jerry is, like, basically my boss now,"
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"which I'm never gonna work for him."
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"Ron's trapped in this weird desk prison,"
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"and I now work at this traveling IV station."
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"Nope."
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"Tell Mort I said "Your move.""
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"Oh, my God. I wanna work up here"
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"with you guys. This is awesome."
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"How many more of those stupid documents do you have to scan?"
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"Just this one, and all the ones in those boxes."
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"I gotta get out of here pronto."
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"Time to get those old ladies to do my work for me."
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"How? By shining down on them with the Haverford charm ray."
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't Ethel Beavers."
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"What's up, beautiful?"
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"Julianne Moore just called. She wants her hair back."
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"One, can you help me out with this project we're doing?"
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"will you please invite me to your 30th birthday party?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm making a test call to your phone to make sure it's working"
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"so you don't miss any more calls."
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"You know what? Don't bother."
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"Maybe I'll just find an open window and plummet to my death."
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"This isn't gonna work."
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"Okay, you did not just swivel away while I was talking to you."
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"This spaceship keyboard is driving me crazy."
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"I'm down to one word a minute, and the word is "perflipisklup""
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"because I can't fly spaceships."
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"these city manager shakeups always peter out."
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"You just have to wait."
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"Usually I'm with you."
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"But this is Chris Traeger, the six million dollar man."
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"He won't quit."
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"So you need to swivel your ass down to his office"
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"and have a word with him."
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"That is so thoughtful of you."
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"Of course!"
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"I just figured, hey, why not put my mother in a good mood?"
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"So, it's my understanding that despite what I said in our meeting,"
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"you have somehow increased your request for more school buses."
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"Excuse me, but I'm having coffee with my daughter."
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"Maybe we could do this another time."
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"No, we're gonna talk about this now."
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"Or if you'd prefer,"
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"I could put a permanent freeze on the education budget."
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"It's your call."
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"Wow, maybe you should talk to him, Mom. He seems pretty self-assured."
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"There's nothing left."
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"Hey, hey, hey, don't say that. Now, come on."
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"Get yourself together"
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"and go out there and be the woman you always knew you could be."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Who was that?"
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"I don't know."
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"I saw her crying, and so I helped."
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"What did you wanna talk to me about?"
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"Look, Chris, I'm very flattered"
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"you thought of me for this amazing opportunity,"
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"but I don't really know if this gig is in my wheelhouse."
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"I tend to work best with young, attractive people."
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"Tom, I have made you a project leader."
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"This is a big deal!"
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"You should keep an open mind."
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"Let your brain unlock the door to your heart's future."
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"I made that expression up when I was 14."
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"You know what? It's just not possible."
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"And don't even bother trying to outflank me either,"
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"because you will fail."
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"Where did all this confidence come from all of a sudden?"
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"Hey, guys, come on. Let's relax."
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"You know, Ms. Griggs-Knope... Marlene."
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"Compromise is usually a sign of weakness."
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"Yes, it is, according to Andrew Carnegie."
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