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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Bubble (S03E03)

"But your demands remind me of a different quote,"
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""You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.""
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"I love Calvin and Hobbes. Me, too!"
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"I gotta say, this is some of my best work."
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"This could not have gone better."
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"They are really hitting it off."
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"Thank God. Crisis averted."
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"Well, I am very glad you came back up here."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Yeah... So you have a deal."
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"Well, let me mull everything over,"
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"and then we can reconnect and hash things out."
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"It might get rough, but that can be fun."
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"Okay, great."
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"It was a pleasure. Oh! Mmm-hmm."
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"What's so great is, she was impressed by you, too."
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"The way you guys were connecting was really amazing."
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"Now, what I'm thinking is that maybe"
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"we should go over to her house..."
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"You two are just the cutest things on four legs!"
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"But why so much black?"
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"So, marry her then."
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"I wish!"
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"Hey, sorry to interrupt the love fest,"
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"but can you hand me that folder there, please, Ethel?"
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"Oh, great."
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"Why you gotta be like that, Ethel?"
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"Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the crib."
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"Stop laughing, Muriel."
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"Stop it!"
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"I gotta say, I'm a genius."
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"The only thing my mom loves more than music boxes"
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"is McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy."
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"and I thought maybe you could give it to her. She would love you for it."
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"I think maybe that's not such a good idea."
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"Why? I mean, it's not the best picture of him, but..."
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"Your mom kind of,"
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"um,"
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"made a pass at me."
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"So, Webster's dictionary"
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"describes a pork as a..."
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"I'm sorry. Geez, okay. So..."
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"Let's... Let's go from the first thing."
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"I said, pork, which... By the way,"
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"they have a great pork sandwich in the cafeteria today."
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"Ron Swanson. Chris."
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"You have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible"
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"that it might ruin the entire department."
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"Now, wait a minute. I mean that as a compliment."
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"So, it pains me to say this."
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"My department has to go back to the way it was."
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"Give them time. They'll adjust."
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"No, they won't. They're miserable."
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"Tom only performs when there's someone to impress,"
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"And you made April assistant to everyone? You know who April hates?"
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"And Jerry can only function if no one's looking."
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"You shine a light on him,"
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"Well, that's very perceptive, Ron."
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"but there's no way that I can just roll over on this."
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"Okay."
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"You won't ever hear me say this again, so savor this moment."
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"I may have a compromise."
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"Look, she was just flirting a little."
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"I'm sure she's not really interested in me."
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"Oh, my God. I can't even have this conversation."
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"The whole thing is screwed up now."
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"There's so many ways to destroy a bubble,"
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"but my mom flirting with you is number one on the list."
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"were you asking for it in any way?"
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"No!"
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"How were you dressed? Oh, my God."
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"I was wearing this. Here's what we do."
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"You issue a government-wide memo"
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"about sexual harassment, and then you go to Mexico."
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"Just for a couple of weeks."
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"Where are you going? Ben!"
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"Ben! Wait. Just... Hey..."
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Hi again. Leslie and I are dating."
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"We haven't told anyone"
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"because there's a rule against office relationships."
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"and I trust you won't tell anyone now"
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"since it could get your daughter fired."
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"That's what we thought, too."
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"Well..."
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"Four buses."
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"Two. Deal."
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"I like this one."
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"Me, too."
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"Margaret's pecan squares."
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"They are like crack. I brought you one."
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"How are you so happy working here?"
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"I don't know, man. It's not that bad. A year ago, I lived in a pit."
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"Now I got a job, and a kickass wife."
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"and are you gonna eat that pecan square?"
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"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
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"I read that once on a can of lemonade."
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"But I like to think that it applies to life."
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"I don't want lemonade."
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"It's too sweet and it makes my tongue feel gritty."
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"So maybe it's time for a change."
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"Starting now, when life gives me lemons,"
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"I'm gonna slice them up into wedges"
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"and throw them into vodka tonics,"
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"which I will then sip in a burlesque nightclub"
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"Here you go."
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"Thank you."
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"How long do you have to do this? A week."
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"Citizen request. Swivel, swivel, swivel."
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"Hello. I can help you in here, sir."
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"Everything I built."
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"Jump up here. I'll show you how it's done."
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"See, your problem is you're thinking too much."
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"Wow. You're really good at this."
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"When I come back here in a few weeks,"
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"I don't want all my regular customers to not be here waiting for me"
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"because somebody screwed it up."
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"Huh?"
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"Thanks."
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"No problem."
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