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Clips from Family Guy - You Can't Do That on Television, Peter (S10E10)

"Hi, kids, I'm Petey Griffin."
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"ALL: Hi, Petey!"
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"We're going to have so much fun on Petey's Funhouse today,"
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"but before we begin,"
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"your friend Petey wants to sing you a song."
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"(SINGING) What makes you so special?"
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"But if everybody 's special"
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"That kinda waters it down"
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"So some of you ain't special"
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"I can tell you who is special"
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"Like you and you ain't special"
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"And you are and you're not."
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"Okay, kids, it's story time here on Petey's Funhouse."
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"Today's story is Lesbian Butts in '80s Jeans."
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"Oh, that's a classic."
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""Once upon a time, some chick in a leather jacket"
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""in front of me in the parking lot"
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""walked into Home Depot,"
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""and her butt looked like this.""
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"Everybody see this?"
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"Everybody see how shapeless this is?"
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"She walked out of there with a bag of soil on each shoulder."
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"Now, before I show you this next one,"
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"has anyone here ever heard of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally?"
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"I know we have a lot of yuks here on Petey's Funhouse,"
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"Now, how many of you kids out there have ever gotten bullied?"
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"Well, my name is Winston,"
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"and I'm quite fond of ballet."
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"One time, I tried out for Little League in my ballet shoes,"
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"and the other kids made so much fun of me,"
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"I wet my pants."
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"- How old were you? - Eight."
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"Ah! Too old! Too old to be peeing yourself, Baby Pee Pants."
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"- (GRUNTS) - All right, you kids finish him off."
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"- Hey, what do you got there? - Oh, l'm just playing with some Lee Logs."
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"What the hell are Lee Logs?"
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"A little something I created. Lee Logs."
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"Robert E. Lee. You know, you got Lincoln Logs, you got Lee Logs."
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"I don't get it, can you build a house?"
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"You can build quarters."
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"And people live there?"
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"They live there if you tell 'em to live there."
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"I don't know ifl like the idea of Lee Logs."
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"Yeah, they're not selling very well."
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"Peter, dinner!"
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"No dinner for me tonight, Lois."
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"If I can kill 25 butterflies in a minute,"
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"I won't have to show the audience my balls."
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"Peter, this is the fourth night in a row"
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"you've skipped out on us to work on your show."
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"Once again, l'm gonna be stuck cleaning up the kitchen,"
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"helping out with homework, and bathing Stewie."
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"You know, l'd lay off the nagging if I was you."
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"I'm a children's TV star now."
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"I can have any three-year-old girl I want. Just know that, Lois."
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"Peter, l'm only asking you to do your share."
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"Well, it's getting on my nerves."
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"Like, right now, you are the most annoying thing in my life,"
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"with the possible exception of Evite."
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"What's this?"
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"It's this website you can use to invite people to stuff."
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"Well, do you just get the invitation, and that's the end of it?"
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"No, it'll remind you about it constantly!"
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"to showcase my personality through familiar clip art?"
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"Yes!"
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"And what about those replying?"
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"Can they demonstrate their sense of humor through hilarious replies?"
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"Yes, yes, yes to everything you're saying!"
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"I'm so excited to get started!"
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"You do that while I jump out this window!"
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"MALE ANNOUNCER: Evite. Tell a friend and then kill yourself"
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"And then when you get a little older, stuff will come out."
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"Uh-oh, sounds like my cranky new neighbor just got home."
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"I hope she doesn't come over here and give me the business."
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"(IMITATES KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Peter!"
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, hi, Saggy Naggy."
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Never mind with "hi!""
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"It sounds like someone's having fun over here!"
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"You know I don't like that!"
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, kids. Meet Saggy Naggy."
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"Real nice lady, huh?"
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"ALL: No!"
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"What can I do for you, Saggy Naggy?"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) You can stop having fun!"
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) But we like fun, don't we, kids?"
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"ALL: Yes!"
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"'cause you're all gonna eat your vegetables,"
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"listen to long stories about my cousins,"
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"and help me fold sheets!"
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"And you! You're gonna help around the house,"
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"take out the garbage,"
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"Yeah, I heard it."
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"They say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch."
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Make me dinner, and go rent Twilight,"
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"and do mouth stuff on me,"
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"even though it's been a day-and-a-half since l've showered,"
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"Hev. Sassy Naggy. I know what'll cheer you up."
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"Do you like pie?"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I guess."
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, how does this taste?"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Well, I guess she thought it was a no-pies-in-the-face kind of neighborhood."
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"Wrong assessment of the neighborhood, sweetheart!"
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"And how are you today,"
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"Mr... Pa-ti-ent?"
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"My last name is Saunders."
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"That's an interesting pronunciation."
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"This is Meg, she's shadowing me today."
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"And boy, could she put the applesauce away in the commissary."
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"- Hi. - Little tip, Meg,"
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"the inside of this folder has a diagram of the human body."
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"Kind of a cheat sheet."
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"Now, see, right now, I'm listening for cancer."
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"Do you mean his heartbeat?"
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"Maybe. Here, you take a turn."
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"Wow, your heartbeat sounds a little fast."
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"- Do you smoke? - Actually, I do."
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"Ah! Me, too. lsn't it great?"
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"Well, that's bad for you. You shouldn't do it."
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