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Clips from Family Guy - You Can't Do That on Television, Peter (S10E10)

"It raises your heart rate and can lead to emphysema or cancer."
Family Guy
"That's impressive, Meg."
Family Guy
"It's no big deal. lt's just stuffl learned in health class."
Family Guy
"Well, you're clearly a bright young lady."
Family Guy
"And you've got quite a..."
Family Guy
"Shoulders."
Family Guy
"Oh, dear. Prilosec, huh?"
Family Guy
"No, it's below that."
Family Guy
"Meg, I'm afraid my brother just tried to kill himself in prison."
Family Guy
"I have to go."
Family Guy
"You're gonna have to take things from here, I guess."
Family Guy
"What? What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"about this whole doctor thing."
Family Guy
"Ah! You'll be fine. I think that book on the shelf"
Family Guy
"has most of the stuff in there."
Family Guy
"And don't forget the cheat sheet if you need a helping..."
Family Guy
"Hand."
Family Guy
"Are we really buying fish at the same place we buy tires?"
Family Guy
"And, what... "Fazio"?"
Family Guy
"What, is that a brand of Blu-ray player?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, this sweatshirt is so sophisticated."
Family Guy
"Look, it says "New York.""
Family Guy
"People will think l'm from there."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Put your phone away, we're at a funeral!"
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING) Look! lt's Saggy Naggy."
Family Guy
"ALL: Boo!"
Family Guy
"- You're mean. - I don't like you, Saggy Naggy."
Family Guy
"You stink, Saggy Naggy."
Family Guy
"My goodness, that's a very rude thing to say to someone."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Young man, what do you think you're..."
Family Guy
"(KIDS LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"Lois, I just saw Jessica Alba on television."
Family Guy
"We've got 90 seconds, let's go!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm not in the mood!"
Family Guy
"That's okay. We can do it anyway."
Family Guy
"Peter, I was assaulted in public because of you!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, what happened?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you what happened."
Family Guy
"A group of kids attacked me at Costmart"
Family Guy
"because you portrayed me on your show"
Family Guy
"as a raging puppet bitch!"
Family Guy
"Writers take from their lives."
Family Guy
"You married a creative type. You knew this was a risk."
Family Guy
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Family Guy
"Peter, you think I like nagging you?"
Family Guy
"One of us needs to be an adult in this marriage,"
Family Guy
"and it's clearly not you."
Family Guy
"Is this about me wetting the bed just now?"
Family Guy
"Peter, don't you understand that l'm just looking out for this family?"
Family Guy
"Besides, without my nagging,"
Family Guy
"you'd probably get yourself killed."
Family Guy
"Or laid."
Family Guy
"- Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING)"
Family Guy
"(SCOFFS) Those knuckleheads should be studying."
Family Guy
"Okay, you know what? Fine, Peter, that's it."
Family Guy
"From now on, l'm not nagging you anymore."
Family Guy
"- You're not? - No, you're on your own."
Family Guy
"I'm done with it. I'm done with all of it!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna play Costello,"
Family Guy
"and Abbott is gonna be played by a live puma."
Family Guy
"You know what? Sounds great. Have fun."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Lois. Good night."
Family Guy
"It is what it is."
Family Guy
"Let's just get Stewie to college and go from there."
Family Guy
"you're gonna have to be more specific than "thingee.""
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"It's not the front thingee."
Family Guy
"What's going on in here?"
Family Guy
"Where's Dr. Hartman?"
Family Guy
"He had a family emergency."
Family Guy
"I'm not really a doctor, but l've been sort of filling in for him."
Family Guy
"- You what? - Well, I think"
Family Guy
"I want to go into medicine,"
Family Guy
"so I was shadowing Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"I've actually been learning a lot,"
Family Guy
"but then he just left me here!"
Family Guy
"Well, you don't belong here!"
Family Guy
"This is a professional medical institution"
Family Guy
"with standards and regulations to adhere to!"
Family Guy
"But... Butl..."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. I'll go."
Family Guy
"(BOTTLE CLATTERS)"
Family Guy
"My issue has resolved itself."
Family Guy
"And don't go anywhere, kids. 'Cause coming up,"
Family Guy
"we got some classic comedy with me and a puma."
Family Guy
"ls Dad really gonna do this?"
Family Guy
"I told your father I was gonna leave him alone."
Family Guy
"Saggy Naggy is keeping out of this."
Family Guy
"Is the puma ready?"
Family Guy
"(ROARING)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I can't let him do this!"
Family Guy
"Come on, kids! We got to get down to that TV studio!"
Family Guy
"Okay, yeah, just step on the coloring book. That's cool."
Family Guy
"I'm asking you who's on first!"
Family Guy
"(ALL SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Peter!"
Family Guy
"Cut the camera! Cut it!"
Family Guy
"Roll a Petey Learn-A-Long Song!"
Family Guy
"(PETER SCREAMING)"
Family Guy
"(PIANO PLAYING)"
Family Guy
"(SINGING) Kentucky is a state"
Family Guy
"Kentucky is a state"
Family Guy
"All the people there are dicks"
Family Guy
"Kentucky is a state"
Family Guy
"Oh, he's hurt bad. Someone call 911!"
Family Guy
"He's bleeding too much! He needs attention now!"
Family Guy
"Somebody help him! Do something!"
Family Guy
"Now she's nagging everyone."
Family Guy
"I learned this at the hospital."
Family Guy
"Mr. Swanson, find me a first aid kit!"
Family Guy
"Mom, hand me those towels."
Family Guy
"Did I hold on to the ball?"
Family Guy
"Hang in there, Dad."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get you fixed up."
Family Guy
"You can do it, Meg."
Family Guy
"Come on, Meg. You got to save him!"
Family Guy
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