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Clips from Family Guy - You Can't Do That on Television, Peter (S10E10)

"Okay, how about you, Meg, how are you doing?"
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"Pretty good."
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"It's kind of cool cutting something that's not me."
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"Wow, that's some very impressive work."
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"because she is a pig."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey!"
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"All right, I'll let that one slide."
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"Meg, you have some real potential."
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"Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor when you grow up?"
Family Guy
"Ialways just assumed I'd work on the docks."
Family Guy
"So this isn't an issue."
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"If you're interested, the school has a program"
Family Guy
"where you can shadow a real doctor"
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"and learn more about the medical field."
Family Guy
"Yeah, wow, l'd love to check that out."
Family Guy
"Great, I'll set it up."
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"I didn't know a pig could be a doctor."
Family Guy
"Hey! You get just a few more of those."
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"MOTHER MAGGIE: How, children, we're going to learn who wears a hat."
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"- No? - CHILDREN: Yes."
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"- Yes. - Can a policeman wear a hat?"
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"- No way. - CHILDREN: Yes."
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"How, you at home, tell me, who else wears a hat?"
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"A very formal horse?"
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"Very good."
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"Even a bowling ball can wear a hat"
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"if you use your imagination."
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"(LAUGHING) A bowling ball wearing a hat?"
Family Guy
"This is what high-def was invented for."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Being a good dad like you asked."
Family Guy
"I've been watching Jolly Farm with Stewie for the last three hours."
Family Guy
"That's not Stewie, that's a pineapple."
Family Guy
"I don't know, but I'm sure he's fine."
Family Guy
"Peter, he's a baby."
Family Guy
"You can't leave him alone."
Family Guy
"Come on, it's good to have some alone time."
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"You know, I spent a year alone on a desert island"
Family Guy
"with nothing but a monkey to keep me company."
Family Guy
"You're saved, sir. We're going to get you back to civilization."
Family Guy
"And how about we bring along your monkey pal?"
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we can teach him sign language,"
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"No, no, no, no, let's... Let's not... Let's not bring the monkey."
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"Um, I have a peanut M&M up my nose,"
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"and it's now further up than my finger can reach."
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"Oh, Stewie, there you are."
Family Guy
"Peter, I asked you to do one simple thing."
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"Watch the baby. And you couldn't even do that."
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"Come on, Stewie."
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"Jeez, why's she got to be such a nag?"
Family Guy
"I wish she was more like Mother Maggie."
Family Guy
"Mother Maggie has an announcement, lads and lasses."
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"I've had such fun playing and learning with you these last few years,"
Family Guy
"but now, just as bees must leave the hive,"
Family Guy
"I must leave Jolly Farm."
Family Guy
"Not that you asked, but to have fertility treatments."
Family Guy
"So this will be our last episode of "Jolly Farm.""
Family Guy
"What? No."
Family Guy
"Peter, it's just a stupid kids' show."
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"Just a stupid kids' show?"
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"What about Pengrove Pig and the Lollipop Luau?"
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"(STAMMERING) Uh, I don't know."
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"This is going to leave a void,"
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"and somebody's got to fill it."
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"I think you're overreacting."
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"You don't understand, Brian."
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"What am I supposed to do without Jolly Farm?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, what the hell is all the commotion in here?"
Family Guy
"We're not doing anything."
Family Guy
"You getting fresh with me?"
Family Guy
"I'm tired of bailing both of yous out of prison."
Family Guy
"We're both in college, and we consistently make the Dean's List."
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"- I'm telling your father. - Good."
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"Where the hell is our food?"
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"And where's that awesome finger painting"
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"Stewie did this morning? Oh! Here it is."
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"Thank you for bringing it up. I wasn't going to bring it up."
Family Guy
"Well, what's going on? You haven't eaten yet?"
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"- No. - Where's your father?"
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"He was supposed to put the lasagna in the oven."
Family Guy
"Ugh! I ask him to do one thing while I'm at yoga."
Family Guy
"You go to an intro class,"
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"It's in someone's living room."
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"And that's not even a yoga mat."
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"That's the old pee pad from my crib."
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"Uh, Lois, you might want to check this out."
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"- What is it, Brian? - Take a look."
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"And now, boys and girls,"
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"it's time for "Petey's Funhouse.""
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"(AUDIENCE CHEERING)"
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"(PIANO PLAYING)"
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"It's the "Petey's Funhouse" show"
Family Guy
"Ugh, another Aaron Sorkin show that's way over everyone's head."
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"I just answered an ad off Craigslist,"
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"Don't answer that. I gave out that number under duress."
Family Guy
"Lois, Peter's show is on the local public access channel."
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"Anyone can have one."
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"(DISTORTED) And once the hot glue dries, your birdhouse will be complete."
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"Peter, you already do nothing around the house,"
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"and now you're wasting more time with this nonsense."
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"Geez, you're still getting on my hump about this?"
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"I help out around here."
Family Guy
"Just this morning I changed Meg's diaper"
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"and I sent her off to school."
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"Boy, can she kick, but she left here spotless."
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"Dr. Hartman, thanks for letting me shadow you."
Family Guy
"Ah! It's my pleasure, Meg, and you're in good hands."
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"You see that diploma? Yale Medical School."
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"Wow, that's impressive."
Family Guy
"Thank you, I work very hard on my calligraphy."
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"So, how about we take a little stroll around the hospital?"
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"This area is known as a hallway."
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"Don't worry, you'll pick up on all the technical doctor jargon pretty soon."
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"I think it's prescription."
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"Prescription... That just feels weird in my mouth."
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"Perscription is better."
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"Oh, and there's the ER."
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"Don't go in there unless you want everyone to yell at you."
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