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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Assistant (S07E07)

"Uh-huh, go on."
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"That's it. That's my whole name."
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"That's your whole name. Of course."
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"I haven't worked in an office before. I don't have much experience..."
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"...two whole summers at T.G.I. Friday's."
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"It's lame, I know."
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"But I'm a goal-oriented person, eager to learn..."
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"Just hold on a second, please."
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"It's for Human Resources. Everybody has to. Would you stand up?"
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"Ha, ha, no, no, no."
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"- Hey. - Shh, shh, shh."
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"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
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"- Hey, sweetie. - Hi, sweetie."
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"What was with all the whispering?"
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"I can't tell you. It's a secret."
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"Secret? Married people aren't supposed to have secrets."
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"We love and respect one another too much."
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"Aw..."
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"But still, no, ha, ha."
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"We should tell each other everything. I don't have secrets from you."
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"Really? So tell me what happened to Ross, junior year at Disneyland."
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"[MONICA CHUCKLING]"
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"I'll tell you what Phoebe said."
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"We stop at this restaurant for tacos."
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"When I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car."
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"So Ross has about ten tacos."
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"Anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy."
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"Oh, my God. He threw up?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Um, Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's old massage place, is getting fired."
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"Oh."
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"That's it? I gave up my Disneyland story for that?"
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"Hm, that's right. You lose, sucker!"
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"Please still marry me."
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"You have an assistant, right?"
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"Did she call?"
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"You told her I was sick, right? Always tell her I am sick."
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"I don't know. How do you decide who to hire?"
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"I have it down to two people."
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"One has great references and a lot of experience."
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"- And then, there's this guy. - What about him?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"I love him."
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"He's so pretty, I want to cry."
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"Come on, you know what to do. You hire the first one."
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"Don't hire assistants because they're cute. Do it because they're qualified."
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"I hear you. You make a lot of sense. Can I just say one more thing?"
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"Look how pretty."
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"Let me see."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh. But, no."
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"No. You can't... You can't hire him because it's not professional."
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"Um, this is for me, yes?"
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"Okay, you're right. I'll hire Hilda tomorrow."
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"Dumb, old, perfect-for-the-job Hilda."
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"Let me see."
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"Wo-ha-ow!"
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"Don't show this to Monica."
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"And don't tell her about the "Wo-ha-ow!""
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"- Ha, ha, hey, Joey. - Hey, Terry."
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"Funny, these halls look smaller than they used to."
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"It's a different building."
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"So..."
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"- When do I start? - How about right now?"
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"Okay."
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"Here are the audition scenes."
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"Why?"
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"I was Doctor Drake Ramoray, Stryker's twin brother."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Who looks more like me than me, right?"
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"Everybody has to audition. Ha, ha."
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"...with a robot."
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"I'm sorry, Joey. That's the way it is."
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"Sitting up here in your fancy, small-halled building..."
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"...making stars jump through hoops for you, huh?"
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"Well, you know what?"
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"This is one star whose hoop..."
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"This is the star the hoop... This hoop..."
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"I was Doctor Drake Ramoray!"
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"Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?"
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"I came to thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday."
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"I noticed there were no plants so I brought you your first."
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"Kind of."
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"Oh..."
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"- Thank you. - Anyway..."
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"...I'm guessing you hired somebody."
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"Well..."
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"Gotcha."
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"Thanks again for meeting with me."
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"- What? - Yeah, you got the job."
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"- You're my new assistant. - I am?"
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"Yeah."
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"- I can't believe it. - Ha, ha, me either."
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"First, I need you to go downstairs..."
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"...find a woman named Hilda, and tell her to go home."
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"Always nicer to hear than, "Oh, crap, you again.""
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"Hey, sweetie, I made you a surprise."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, tacos."
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"Ever since that story, I've had such a craving."
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"Did you not understand the story?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, what's up?"
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"Ah, nothing. Just figuring out what to do for dinner."
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"Hey, ooh, what's that? Dinner stuff?"
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"- You making dinner? - No."
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"[OVEN PINGS]"
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"CHANDLER: Shh!"
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"What's over there? Tacos?"
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"No. No."
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"They're just, uh... They're..."
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"They're ground beef smileys."
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"Uh, those are tacos."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Mexico."
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"Either way, I'll pass. Still can't eat those."
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"[MONICA GIGGLING]"
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"What's so funny?"
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"I'm not laughing."
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"You told her!"
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"Nancy Thompson's getting fired."
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"It's not like I said, "What would make this ride more fun?""
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