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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Assistant (S07E07)

"Right. You're right, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing."
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"I should be laying down papers for you."
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"- How could you? - I had to. We're getting married."
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"Married couples can't keep secrets."
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"I... I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City."
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"- What happened? - Chandler and I are in a bar..."
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"Did you not hear me say, "Du... ude"?"
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"So he goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing."
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"You're thinking he's not the type to go to bars and make out with girls."
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"And you're right. He's not the type..."
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"...to go to bars and make out with "girls.""
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"You kissed a guy?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."
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"Oh, Mon, I laughed so hard..."
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"Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"How's Hilda working out?"
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"Oh, my new assistant is working out. Yes."
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"She happy she got the job?"
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"My new assistant is very happy that I hired my new assistant."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Hello."
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"Oh, hey! Can you hang on a second?"
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"It's the producers at Mac and C.H.E.E.S. E..."
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"...if you'll excuse me for a minute."
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"Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week's script."
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"Canceled?"
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"Like, they're taking it off the air? Oh."
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"All right, I'll see you Monday."
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"We're not even shooting them anymore!"
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"All right. Bye."
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"They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
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"- Oh, sorry. - Oh, sorry, Joey."
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"Why would they do that? It was a good show, right?"
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"...Ross used to wear leg warmers."
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"[MONICA LAUGHS]"
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"All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won."
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"Ross came in fourth and cried!"
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"Oh, is that funny? You find that funny?"
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"Maybe Chandler should know your secrets too."
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"Ha, ha. Oh, I... I already told him everything."
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"...so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made."
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"Ross stayed home every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls."
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"Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13."
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"It's hard for some people!"
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"Of course it is."
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"[WHISPERS] Wow."
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"- Chandler wore my underwear to work! - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't think of any more for Ross."
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"[MONICA LAUGHS]"
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"That was you."
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"Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy."
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"How could this happen to me?"
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"Yesterday, I had two TV shows. Today, I got nothing."
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"Wait a minute, what happened to Days ofour Lives?"
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"Well, maybe I got a little upset, and maybe I told them where they could go."
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"Joey, why would you do that?"
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"You, an actor? That's madness!"
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"Rachel Green's office."
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"Tag."
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"Hi, who was that?"
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"Nobody. I was just practicing."
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"Really?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"- Hi. - Hi, Rachel Green's office."
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"- You must be Hilda. RACHEL: Ahem."
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"- Phoebe, can I see you for a sec? PHOEBE: Mm-hm."
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"- Phoebe. PHOEBE: Mm-hm."
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"- Great name. - You like that?"
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"- You should hear my phone number. - Okay."
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"So you hired yourself a little treat, did you?"
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"I know how it looks, but I am telling you..."
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"I know that, and I know hiring him was not the smartest thing I've ever done."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Yes. - Hey, Rachel."
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"RACHEL: Hi."
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"Cute assistant. What's his story?"
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"- Is he...? - Gay? Yeah."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"TERRY: Joey Tribbiani."
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"I'm really sorry about before."
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"I was an idiot, thinking I'm too big to audition for you."
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"- Give me another chance. - I can't."
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"Wait, Terry, please!"
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"Look, I just lost my other job, okay?"
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"You have no idea how much I need this."
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"Please, help me out."
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"For old times' sake."
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"This guy's been in a coma for five years. It's hopeless."
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"It's not. Dr. Stryker Ramoray is a miracle worker."
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"Here he comes."
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"Good morning."
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"Drake, it's your brother, Stryker. Can you hear me?"
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"I'm back, baby!"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me."
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"- Do you have trouble telling time now? - No."
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"- Quick, what time is it? - Time to kiss a guy?"
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"What are you laughing at, Pampers?"
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"You know when I said married people..."
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"...should share everything and not have any secrets?"
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"- Yeah? - That was stupid. Let's not do that."
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"Absolutely."
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"We should keep the stuff we told each other secret from everyone else."
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"CHANDLER: Ha, ha. - Yeah, definitely."
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"Okay, ha, ha."
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"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hang out with people..."
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"...who don't know the Space Mountain story."
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"- Then I'd steer clear of Phoebe. - Man!"
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"Not that you would, but I wouldn't hang out with the guys at my office."
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"[KNOCKING]"
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"Hi."
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"I got asked out twice today while I was at lunch..."
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"...by guys."
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"- Really? TAG: Yeah."
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"Did you tell someone that I was gay?"
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"Oh, did you not want people to know that?"
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"I'm not gay. I especially wouldn't want you to think I was gay."
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