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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Rival (S06E06)

"It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets..."
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"...and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii."
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"Diorama-Rama. My favorite school event next to Hearing Test Thursday."
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""The Grapes of Wrath"? I don't get it."
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"...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
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"But this is just an empty box."
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"I begged you to look at mine first. I begged you!"
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"Lisa, here is, as the French say, "Le fake diorama.""
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"Hey, everybody! Whoa! Look at me! I'm over here!"
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"Turn this way right now!"
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"Our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" from Allison Taylor."
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"I can't wait. Be ready with the ribbon."
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"Them trying to make a monkey out of you."
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"Allison, is this supposed to be some kind of joke?"
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"I didn't do that."
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"I don't know."
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"Have the guts to take the blame, girl."
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"- You're compounding your folly by lying. - Right on!"
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"Young lady, cow hearts belong in a butcher's window..."
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"...not the classroom. Well, maybe in an older student's biology classroom..."
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"Frankly, I'm starting to regret skipping you ahead."
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"It's the beating of that hideous heart!"
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"Why, here's Allison's real diorama. It got misplaced, or so it would seem."
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"Oh, well, that changes everything. Let's have a look. Get the ribbon ready."
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"Little sterile."
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"What do you think, Miss Hoover?"
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"You're a shoo-in now, Lis."
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"- Well, this doesn't deserve to win. - What?"
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"Now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry."
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"Prepackaged Star Wars characters still in their display box?"
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"What's a diorama?"
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"We have a winner!"
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"You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost."
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"I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart ki..."
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"I bent my Wookiee."
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"Hey, Ralph. Want to come with me and Allison to play anagrams?"
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"We take names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person."
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"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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"Fine, I'll play outside."
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"Call for help. I'll keep an eye on things here."
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"Dad, isn't this stealing?"
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"- Mom? - What? What?"
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"Leave me alone."
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"And you didn't think I'd make any money."
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"...singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-Up.""
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"Hi, Lisa. I'm Allison's father, Professor Taylor."
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"Look. Just get rid of the sugar, okay?"
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"...as the French say, "Bart-esque.""
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"...humiliating her in front of the students and faculty."
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"- Perfect! - Leaving her primed..."
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"...for the most dramatic hose-soaking of her life!"
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"Yes, a little too quiet if you know what I mean."
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"Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath!"
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"I'll create a diversion and you make the switch."
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"Oh, is that so, young lady? Well, where is this phantom diorama?"
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"I'm really sorry about what I did, Allison."
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"...the continent of South America."
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"Sugar?"
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"...who's smarter, younger and a better sax player than me."
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"Now, here's what we do."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"I can keep this up all day."
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"I prefer my phrasing."
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"After the way I've behaved, I don't deserve to win."
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"My glasses!"
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"Oh, no! Not again!"
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"It's your turn, Jimbo."
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"I'm just talking to the sugarman!"
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"Jackknifed sugar truck!"
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"Believe me, honey. She's more scared of you than you are of her."
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"Actually, I'm 7."
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"Well, that's very good for a first try."
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"- But I'm telling you, I didn't do anything. - I don't care."
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"...and selling them back at an inflated price."
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"Yes, yes. Very good wrath."
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"All right, on to Lisa Simpson."
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"And I'd do it again."
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"Why, it's Luke and Obi-Wan."
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"There's bound to be some splashback."
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"Only if we're the best."
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"Thank you, Lisa."
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"Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I can do what I want in my room."
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"Easy. Easy."
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"Such noise! Well, I'm done for the evening."
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"The seas have quieted."
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"Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions."
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"Read your town charter, boy. If foodstuff should touch the ground..."
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"Lisa! I am nice."
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"Well, I guess that clinches it."
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"I won first chair?"
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"You're thinking of bears, Mom."
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"Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded."
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"Excuse me."
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"Note: Next year, order fewer cards."
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"Give it to me!"
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"Hey, wait. There's nothing bad here."
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"Well, like, oh, I don't know... Alec Guinness."
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"When are you gonna give up this crazy sugar scheme?"
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"Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul."
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"- Leaving us relatively dry. - Relatively?"
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"Are those limited edition figures?"
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"Don't worry. Here's a quarter."
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