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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Mr. Neutron (S04E04)

Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Which comes into force with the opening of the new boxes

"Which comes into force with the opening of the new boxes"

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At the wyatt road post office in july.

"At the wyatt road post office in july."

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Au coin d'ulverston road et sandwood crescent.

"Au coin d'ulverston road et sandwood crescent."

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But soon this quiet pattern of life was to change irrevocably.

"But soon this quiet pattern of life was to change irrevocably."

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Or where he was going to.

"Or where he was going to."

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Wherever he went

"Wherever he went"

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Has made him the most feared man of all time

"Has made him the most feared man of all time"

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Hairdressing is very interesting.

"Hairdressing is very interesting."

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Oh, yes, and very important, too.

"Oh, yes, and very important, too."

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I hate him.

"I hate him."

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Mind you, the one we don't hear

"Mind you, the one we don't hear"

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Much about nowadays is karen.

"Much about nowadays is karen."

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I hate them.

"I hate them."

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Meanwhile in washington, at the headquarters of "fear"

"Meanwhile in washington, at the headquarters of "fear""

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The free world extra-earthly bodies location and extermination center

"The free world extra-earthly bodies location and extermination center"

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You mean feeble?

"You mean feeble?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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And introduce conscription!

"And introduce conscription!"

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Right!

"Right!"

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A huge and terrifying crisis generated by one man

"A huge and terrifying crisis generated by one man"

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Honestly.

"Honestly."

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Though still biding his time, he could strike at any moment.

"Though still biding his time, he could strike at any moment."

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Got a bit of work to do there, then.

"Got a bit of work to do there, then."

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Mrs. ottershaw never used to bother...

"Mrs. ottershaw never used to bother..."

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Then, of course, she was very old; she was 2o6.

"Then, of course, she was very old; she was 2o6."

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Oh, yes, sir, we've bombed a lot of places flat, sir.

"Oh, yes, sir, we've bombed a lot of places flat, sir."

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Good, good, we don't want anyone to think we're chicken.

"Good, good, we don't want anyone to think we're chicken."

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Yes, sir!

"Yes, sir!"

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Of our... power?

"Of our... power?"

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Wow! I bet they are.

"Wow! I bet they are."

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He breeds rabbits up in the yukon.

"He breeds rabbits up in the yukon."

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His name is teddy salad.

"His name is teddy salad."

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The yukon.

"The yukon."

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The ballet's coming here?

"The ballet's coming here?"

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Who?

"Who?"

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She's 2o6.

"She's 2o6."

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There's a u.s. ballet organizer around these parts

"There's a u.s. ballet organizer around these parts"

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I'd eat them all before I got out of the toilet.

"I'd eat them all before I got out of the toilet."

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I had to go on to bread.

"I had to go on to bread."

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No, I didn't want to eat a salad.

"No, I didn't want to eat a salad."

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I wanted to find out

"I wanted to find out"

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You are the first person

"You are the first person"

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We are not eskimos.

"We are not eskimos."

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You bloody choosy eskimo pests!

"You bloody choosy eskimo pests!"

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Where? where?

"Where? where?"

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Che cosa? e la stucciacatori di polli!

"Che cosa? e la stucciacatori di polli!"

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Oh, uh, he might know.

"Oh, uh, he might know."

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Thanks a lot.

"Thanks a lot."

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Fishy fishy aye-oo!

"Fishy fishy aye-oo!"

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Then on saturday they did fille mal gardee.

"Then on saturday they did fille mal gardee."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Listen, teddy salad

"Listen, teddy salad"

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The c.i.a. ever had, all right?

"The c.i.a. ever had, all right?"

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Apart from the eyes and the brain

"Apart from the eyes and the brain"

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That's incredible!

"That's incredible!"

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Do you want to talk to him?

"Do you want to talk to him?"

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Of land, sea and air forces.

"Of land, sea and air forces."

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Mr. neutron is missing.

"Mr. neutron is missing."

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Every troop movement...

"Every troop movement..."

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If he doesn't know what?!

"If he doesn't know what?!"

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I have made my mistake... what?!

"I have made my mistake... what?!"

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Well, did he tell you anything?

"Well, did he tell you anything?"

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Oh, no, no.

"Oh, no, no."

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Look, we haven't got much time.

"Look, we haven't got much time."

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He'll tell you anything, okay?

"He'll tell you anything, okay?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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The supreme commander

"The supreme commander"

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or mr. neutron.

"or mr. neutron."

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The world has ever faced.

"The world has ever faced."

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Caused by our bombing.

"Caused by our bombing."

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It's all gone; so is staines.

"It's all gone; so is staines."

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Oh, yes, ever since the corsair broke down in leytonstone.

"Oh, yes, ever since the corsair broke down in leytonstone."

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We need the money.

"We need the money."

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I am the most powerful man in the universe.

"I am the most powerful man in the universe."

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I was disguised as a water hydrant.

"I was disguised as a water hydrant."

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And I functioned, do you hear?

"And I functioned, do you hear?"

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Mind you, it hurt a bit.

"Mind you, it hurt a bit."

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Okay, listen carefully.

"Okay, listen carefully."

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And the exact road.

"And the exact road."

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No?

"No?"

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No?

"No?"

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Okay, okay, I'll tell you!

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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He's in england, in london

"He's in england, in london"

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Late in life's pageant it may be

"Late in life's pageant it may be"

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I'd better leave a note for ken;

"I'd better leave a note for ken;"

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Is the world utterly destroyed?

"Is the world utterly destroyed?"

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And lavish scenes ever filmed by the bbc

"And lavish scenes ever filmed by the bbc"

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There are some of the technical people

"There are some of the technical people"

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These very expensive scenes.

"These very expensive scenes."

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Oh, come on

"Oh, come on"

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Last week we learned how to saw a lady in half.

"Last week we learned how to saw a lady in half."

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Let's bring them out!

"Let's bring them out!"

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Any old iron!

"Any old iron!"

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Any old iron!

"Any old iron!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Any old iron!

"Any old iron!"

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Any old iron!

"Any old iron!"

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We are here today to witness the opening of a new box

"We are here today to witness the opening of a new box"

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To replace the box which used to stand

"To replace the box which used to stand"

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On the corner of ulverston road and sandwood crescent.

"On the corner of ulverston road and sandwood crescent."

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Owing to a program of road widening

"Owing to a program of road widening"

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Being carried out by the borough council

"Being carried out by the borough council"

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The ulverston road box was removed

"The ulverston road box was removed"

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Leaving the wall box in esher road

"Leaving the wall box in esher road"

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As the only box for the people of the ulverston road area.

"As the only box for the people of the ulverston road area."

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This new box will enable

"This new box will enable"

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The people of the ulverston road area

"The people of the ulverston road area"

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To post letters, postcards and small packages

"To post letters, postcards and small packages"

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Without recourse to the esher road box

"Without recourse to the esher road box"

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Or to the box outside the post office at turner's parade

"Or to the box outside the post office at turner's parade"

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Which many people used to use

"Which many people used to use"

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But which has now been discontinued

"But which has now been discontinued"

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Owing to the opening of this box

"Owing to the opening of this box"

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And also to the reorganization of box distribution

"And also to the reorganization of box distribution"

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Throughout the whole area

"Throughout the whole area"

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Nous sommes ici ce matin...

"Nous sommes ici ce matin..."

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...pour remplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee

"...pour remplacer la boite qui autrefois etait placee"

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Parce que du projet pour l'elargissement de la rue

"Parce que du projet pour l'elargissement de la rue"

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Qui fait par le borough council

"Qui fait par le borough council"

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