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Clips from Family Guy - Boys Do Cry (S05E05)

"I'd like you to meet my daughter's husband, Michael."
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"Wow, look how organized he is."
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"Wow, look at this."
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"I can't believe Mrs. Bush kept all these Planned Parenthood receipts."
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"She's been scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle."
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"Hey, you guys wanna see something? Grab a beer and follow me."
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"See this car? I restored it myself this summer."
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"I was here for 12 weeks. I had to do something."
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"and cold-filtered Miller Genuine Draft."
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"That's an adult beverage right there."
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"You understand what I'm trying to say to you?"
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"Well, the "cheers" is when they generally approve of something on television,"
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"See, yeah, I'm not quite..."
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"We can't do this over the phone. You're gonna have to come over."
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"I can't come over. We're still on the run,"
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"because the town thinks Stewie's possessed."
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"- What? I have to go. - Wait, wait, I have another question."
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"How do I know if I'm Jewish?"
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"- Are you Jewish? - No."
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"Yes! Yes! Hang on a second."
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"Man, Texas is great. Back where I'm from,"
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"Fellas, fellas, can't we talk this over?"
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"Talking is for terrorists and blacks. In Texas, we execute the retarded!"
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"I always thought I'd die having to sit through the Canadian Film Festival."
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"I don't wish to cause you any harm, and I won't. The end."
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"- Horsey, you saved my life. - No problem, Peter."
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"- Glad to help out. - Wow, Gilbert Gottfried."
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"- That's right! - Awesome."
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"- Stephanie Griffin. - Thank you, thank you."
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"Hey, what's the deal with Chunky bars, huh?"
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"Yeah, that's what kids want with their chocolate, fruit."
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"Wow, that bit's killing."
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"Hey, Lois, great news. We can go back to Quahog."
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"Yeah, I know, Brian."
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"We're about to see if Stewie won."
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"- A few weeks. Who cares? - Wait a minute. You..."
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"You've known for weeks and you've been lying about having to stay here?"
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"Brian, don't you see?"
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"And our first runner-up is..."
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"which means that Miss Stephanie Griffin is our new Little Miss Texas!"
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"- Hey! That's not a girl! - It's Enrico Palazzo!"
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"No, it's not! It's one of them queerosexuals!"
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"Quick, get on!"
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"- Thank you for all your help. - My pleasure, Peter."
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"- Any time. - Oh, fantastic."
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"- Hey, do you still do stand-up? - I do. I'm still touring."
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"- I'm in Atlanta next week. - Great. Oh, well, this will be fun."
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"They come from inside, from your own beliefs."
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"I agree, Lois. Like for instance, if you're watching a TV show"
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"and you decide to take your values from that, you're an idiot."
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"Maybe you should take responsibility for what values your kids are getting."
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"Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"I don't understand the world anymore."
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"My word, what a fascinating man this Jesus must've been."
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"Peter, I told you I was gonna be late. Couldn't you have handled dinner?"
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"- It can't be done. - Well, I've got good news."
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"Oh, don't y'all drink that. Youse gonna get sick."
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"You know, all I wanted"
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"- So, what happened next? - Then, I went back to bone her,"
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"but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way."
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"There, look, they have Chunky bars."
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"We're trying to avoid being found by police like you."
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"No, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose."
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"Look what the Lynches gave us."
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"At the top of the news tonight, authorities have called off their pursuit"
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"Well, let me try to give you a clear picture of what we're dealing with here."
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"I'm gonna stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating competition."
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"Yay!"
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"Well, you're not quite in the club yet."
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"You got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch"
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"Yeah, I'm here for the early bird special."
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"He's already got his sugar cut up into neat little lines for his breakfast tomorrow."
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"Holy cow!"
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"Hey! What are you kids doing here?"
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"Here you are, Peter. All fired up and ready to go."
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"a retarded guy could never have this much fun."
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"Oh, my God. So, this is how it ends?"
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"Now, the final contestant for our talent portion of the competition,"
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"Miss Dixie-Ann Thomas,"
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"But values don't come from where you live or who your friends are."
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"Who cares? As long as it's away from those bloody church fanatics."
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"He'll be out in a second."
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"Now, as you can see, there are some significant differences."
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"First, I'd like to welcome our two newcomers, Chris and Meg Griffin."
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"You could be a threat to me. Chuck."
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"Oh, I'm so, so honored!"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"That means you'll play the organ."
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"All right, you folks take care now."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"- What? - Never mind."
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"He is a graceful, majestic creature"
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"In other pseudo-scientific news, a local man claims to have spotted Bigfoot."
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"Welcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie."
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"Yes, but I have just one question."
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"Boys like me"
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"Calm down, everyone. He's just a little sick."
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"We've got the exclusive interview."
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"- Everyone knows... - No, no."
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"in a hot body /weird face contest."
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"Although, sometimes it's, like, what's the deal?"
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"What is that, punch?"
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"...People magazine when the movie... - No, no."
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"Okay, okay, hear me out."
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"Damn, it's still raining. Lois, you mind if I go in the house?"
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""like it's been there a long time. " The word of the Lord."
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Sweet, we are out of here. Now I can do what I planned to do this morning."
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"Are you sure Aunt Carol won't mind us using her house?"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Hello? Oh, hi, Jillian."
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"Can you explain how these "cheers" and "jeers" work again?"
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"I'm not taking my sneakers off I'm Sneakers O'Toole"
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"You marry Billy Joel, it's gonna happen one way or another."
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"and banish the devil from his infant soul."
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"- Here you go. - Thanks. What's this?"
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"I don't think I want to go."
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"That was beautiful, Mrs. Griffin."
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"Amen"
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