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Clips from Family Guy - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (S04E04)

"What? An F, Brian? After all Chris has done for you?"
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"Yeah. Just kind of pull it out. Yeah."
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"why do they make it mint-flavored?"
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"Chris, when I was in school, you know what we used to do..."
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"when a teacher gave us a bad grade?"
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"- What? - We'd egg his house."
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"That's his house!"
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"Take that, you bum!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Oh, crap!"
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"Hello, class. Mark Twain here, filling in for Brian Griffin."
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"I understand you children read my book, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
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"Yeah, we read it."
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"Who can tell me the significance of the carpetbaggers in my novel?"
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"Yeah. They stood for corruption and greed."
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"He died in office."
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"Well, I gotta catch my time steamboat back to the 1800s."
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"- Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? - Yeah! Cap'n Crunch was here."
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"Didn't you pass him on the stairs?"
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"Well, I hope the rest of you kids learned something today."
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"Yeah."
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"Mr. Griffin, you've been reassigned."
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"Reassigned? Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?"
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"No. I'm afraid I'm far too busy today."
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"Estoban, mucho tension lower."
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"Little lower. Lower."
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"Lower."
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"On top of old Smokey"
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"Gosh, I was really starting to like this job."
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"It was nice interacting with intelligent people."
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"I usually hang out with an idiot."
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"Brian, check it out. I made a water slide in the house."
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"Well, kids, I'll see you later."
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"Pardon me. Is this first-period English?"
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"I'm your new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart."
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"Oh, my God. I'm in love."
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"Watch out for the stairs!"
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"I graded your quizzes from yesterday. Most of you did well."
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"Some of you, I think, can do better. What do you see here, Chris?"
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"Two D's and an F."
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"Well, has anybody read Huckleberry Finn?"
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"All right. How about we go around the room and everyone can say..."
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"a little something about themselves?"
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"Let's start with you there in the front."
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"My name's Tim. I'm 28 years young."
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"And I love weed."
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"My name is Carlos. And beneath my tough exterior is a boy aching to learn."
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"And beneath that is a rapist."
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"My name is Amanda. And my water just broke."
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"- Oh, my God! - Yo, it's my turn to deliver."
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"Can I have this one? My mom keeps giving mine away."
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"Dad, I need some advice. I need to know how to get a girl to like me."
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"Chris, buddy, there's a million ways to do that."
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"You just got to do something simple, like Vincent van Gogh."
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"It's... What is this?"
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"It's my ear. Do you like it?"
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"You don't like it."
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"No, I like it. But it's just... Why your ear?"
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"Because I love you."
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"Well, at least this will be a funny story to tell our kids someday."
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"You want kids? Oh, yikes."
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"I wish you'd told me that before I got you this."
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"Did I hear my big boy say he's got a crush on some lucky girl?"
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"You know, Chris, I knew this day would come. So, I brought you a condom."
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"Use it wisely, though. It wasn't easy to obtain."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Give that back! Man!"
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"Now, where were we? This is much better."
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"Chris, honey, the way to win a girl is to do something romantic and unexpected."
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"Remember the naked spaceman, Lois?"
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"Yeah. You remember the naked spaceman."
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"On my 25th birthday, your father surprised me by showing up..."
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"in nothing but a space helmet and moon boots."
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"It just came to me."
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"- You want some Tang, Mr. Spaceman? - Do I?"
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"Just remember, fat man, those jugs are mine until the milk dries up."
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"So, basically, what Orwell was saying was, "It's not perfect but I'll take it. ""
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"All right, moving on..."
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"Oh, my God, Chris! What are you doing?"
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"Chris, you can't be so impulsive."
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"People have gotten into a lot of trouble that way."
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"- Marie? - Yeah, Donny?"
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"We cannot tell Mom."
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"So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?"
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"I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all."
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"Whoa!"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Lois, this is not my Batman glass."
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"Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher."
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"You know what else is gross?"
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"How's it coming, dog?"
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"God! Just listen to this kid's report on Great Expectations."
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"I don't know what to do, you know? Society's given up on these kids."
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"I feel like I may be the only one who can help them."
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"I think your problem is you're not communicating in a way..."
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"that speaks to their experience."
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"Get in there tomorrow and do the robot."
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"Wow. You know, you're right. Maybe I should just try..."
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"Okay, you can stop that now."
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"I can't hear you. I'm a robot."
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"- I'm going to bed. - I do not require sleep."
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"Let's see the kid with the hearing aid from Barney do this."
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"All right. So's I'm chilling in Verona when my homie busts out with:"
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""Yo, Romeo. Check out that biotch Juliet in the window. ""
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"Problem is, Juliet's peeps are, like, East Coast rappers..."
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"and my posse's representing West Side."
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"Just like my boys Tupac and Biggie. Know what I'm saying?"
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"- That's racist, man. - Yeah, that's just straight ignorant, dog."
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"It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin."
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"We wanted to talk to you about our son. You see, Chris really..."
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"Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right?"
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"Mrs. Lockhart, our son..."
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"would like to plow you."
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"I had a feeling that's what was going on."
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"I mean, a sopping-wet pair of breasts barely covered by a racing t-shirt."
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"Mrs. Lockhart, we just wanted you to know..."
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"so you could spare his feelings and let him down gently."
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"Thank you so much. You've been very understanding."
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"Gosh. You know, I don't mean to impose, but do you have a picture of yourself..."
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"that I could tape to the back of Lois's head?"
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