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Clips from The Office (2005) - Lotto (S08E08)

"Snowboarder, it figures."
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"Dude, snowboarders ain't animals?"
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"I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car."
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"You wanna just let him die, you scumbag?"
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"Here, I'm gonna get in my car."
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"I will honk the horn three times."
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"That means save the dog."
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"Come here, doggy."
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"Come on."
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"Dwight, at least aim it."
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"There you go. Here, doggy."
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"You're not even trying. Come here, doggy, come on."
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"We're losing cloud cover."
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"Oh, don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick."
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"He's lost his right to a window."
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"Get back, buddy. Get back."
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"All right."
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"Yeah!"
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"Nice job, Oscar."
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"Why would we take the dog?"
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"Jim, he's not gonna start--"
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"Nein. Sit."
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"Good."
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"You want a dog?"
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"- Yeah, it's good. - It'll work."
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"- Bye, poochie. - Bye."
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"Woof, woof."
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"What's that come to?"
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"Oh man, it's gotta be..."
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"Yeah, before taxes."
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"$950,000."
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"And, no one else can focus."
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"This is all on my shoulders."
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"I'm the one who has to tell Darryl to hire"
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"I'm the one who has to say those things."
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"Justine."
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"Nice surprise. How you doing, baby?"
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"No, no, no. I didn't win."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Glen won."
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"Oh, you wanna call him?"
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"I might have it right-- Whoops."
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"When I worked in the warehouse, I was part of that lotto pool."
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"What really interests me is the group dynamic of six people"
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"This will not end well, right?"
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"We're looking at at least one suicide"
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"I don't even know what I'd do with all that money."
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"I know what you'd do with all that money."
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""Hey, Pam."
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"build a house, work in town."
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"Somewhere I could bike to or kayak to."
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"or kayak to my job at the bike shop."
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"And then on the weekends, would you hackysack"
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"I think we should get a townhouse in Soho."
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"And then, every morning,"
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"Oh, God."
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"And then my handsome husband--"
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"Which, ideally, would be me."
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"Would bring me a flavored coffee."
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"Stop. I'm a barista in your fantasy?"
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"I don't know about Stephen King."
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"Get a divorce. Get a divorce."
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"I think I would keep working."
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"I guess I would take, like, a dollar a year."
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"And I wouldn't do anything I didn't wanna do."
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"I mean, I'm getting paid a dollar a year, okay?"
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"If I have to ask you to get back to work one more time,"
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"I'm gonna change my tone."
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"To down here, like Mr. T."
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"And this would get seriously annoying."
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"I feel sympathy for the jerks"
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"who have to listen to this all day."
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"Darryl."
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"How we doing on the new warehouse guys?"
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"What-- Wh-Wh-"
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"I haven't hired anyone."
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"What? No warehouse guys?"
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"I have an important order that has to go out by five."
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"I emailed you about it."
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"4-hour work week."
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"- This is kind of time-sensitive."
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"I got it. I'm doing it."
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"Andy, this is a seriously big order."
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"I can't lose this client."
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"All right, well, until we have a new crew,"
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"Is chivalry dead? Are you volunteering?"
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"Jim, how about you?"
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"Uh, yeah-- I mean,"
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"Okay, no, no."
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"That-- You are so not-- Oh, God."
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"Great."
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"And Kevin."
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"Good old Kevin."
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"He'll do anything."
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"Well, guess what?"
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"I will not do a good job."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Sure."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"I thought it was"
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"a guess-your-baby's-birth weight pool."
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"Right on top."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You really think I'm gonna have"
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"a 14-pound baby?"
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"So I say we're in the early stages of the process."
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"They guys did invite me out to celebrate,"
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"but I decided to just stay home."
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"I did."
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"I did have a fantastic basement."
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"Now it smells like tacos."
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"You can't air out a basement."
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"It settles at the lowest point."
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"Right, um,"
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"well, how about we take a look at some applications?"
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"That's pretty cool. Check it out."
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"Hey."
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"There you go. There he is."
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"That is not Darryl."
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"I don't know where Darryl is."
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"Okay. 300 boxes of 20 pound white."
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