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Clips from The Office (2005) - Lotto (S08E08)

"That's 75 boxes per person. So, that's not so bad."
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"Negative."
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"Deal with it."
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"Welcome everybody. My name is Andy,"
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"and this is my other brother, Darryl."
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"Darryl, how do we usually kick things off?"
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"You mean, what did we do the last time"
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"the warehouse won the lottery?"
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"Does anyone have experience"
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"What do we use? The Dewey decimal system?"
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"Wait, wait. So, all the old guys quit?"
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"one of those fat camps where he steals your kid"
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"Madge and a couple of the guys might start a strip club."
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"But on a boat."
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"But stay close. You're all doing great."
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"Maybe grab a coffee,"
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"you can split one."
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"Do you want to talk about this"
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"- not-winning-the-lottery thing? - I don't."
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"You sure? 'Cause you keep talking about it, so--"
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"Nope. I'm good. I'm here."
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"Let's find some warehouse workers."
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"Then, can you say things that aren't like,"
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"'Cause the more I talk, the more they're gonna realize"
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"Okay."
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"We need you, okay?"
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"- Okay? - Yeah."
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"All right."
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"I didn't feel anything."
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"All right, thank you for coming back in."
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"Why do you want to work here?"
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"It's not a good reason."
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"Keeping them honest."
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"it's ten years later, and you're still there."
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"Are we scaring them straight?"
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"Think about this carefully."
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"I've never been lucky."
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"And I'm not talking about the lottery."
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"developing a soy allergy at 35."
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"Who gets a soy allergy at 35?"
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"And why is soy in everything?"
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"Nice."
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"Right back where I like you."
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"Can you make ten copies of this for me?"
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"No."
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"But nobody wants to work for it."
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"You came in at 10:30 today, right?"
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"- Is everyone licensed? - Like a driver's license?"
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"No. Warehouse license."
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"I feel that Darryl has talked about a license of some kind."
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"- Is this a joke? - No. Not joking."
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"This is real."
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"Okay, I'm not gonna make it."
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"There's gotta be a better way to do this."
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"This is literally how they built the pyramids."
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"But you're right."
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"We should be able to find a more efficient way"
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"No, no. Very smart--"
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"Theirs is more of a "physical" intelligence."
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"I'd go with that."
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"Guys, when I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up,"
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"and slide me across the linoleum floor"
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"of the kitchen."
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"It really made them laugh."
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"It's a great idea, Kev."
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"I don't think it applies here, though."
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"So, maybe we just--"
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"Kevin, doesn't apply."
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"Right, my mom--"
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"You'll be dealing with lots of bubble wrap."
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"Did you hire them?"
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"No, because they all left."
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"What do you mean, "they left"?"
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"I mean, after you bailed,"
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"I got confused,"
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"and frankly, a little weird."
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"What are you talking about? I'm not gonna fire you."
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"Yeah, just put me out of my misery."
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"I don't wanna be here anymore."
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"Fire me."
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""I'ma say something really weird."
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"Try and figure out what it means.""
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"So I say, "no, you're not fired.""
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"But what I really mean is,"
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""But I'm going to go ahead and hire some people"
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"We can pay."
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"Come on, Oscar."
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"Who's the most jacked guy in all of Scranton?"
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"Bulk or definition?"
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"Definition."
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"Bruce Kenward. He hangs out at planet fitness."
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"Are those just show muscles,"
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"or is he really strong?"
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"But he moved away."
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"And then it was between Bruce and this guy, Dean."
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"and his triceps went to hell."
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"So, I've been thinking,"
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"Our fake winnings."
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"See-- No, there's plenty of bicycling for you."
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"It is, yeah."
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"I mean, I just don't know why I'm compromising"
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"Because in my fantasy,"
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"it's Maine, and you love it."
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"Because I'm never gonna act like that,"
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"even in your fantasy."
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"in my fantasy, right now."
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"Hey, idiot. What did Erin want again?"
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"studying America's diminishing blue-collar work force?"
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"And diminishing is a little reductive, but, uh, sure."
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"Great."
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"FYI,"
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"Wednesday through Friday,"
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"I have a pretty full teaching schedule."
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"Oh. Cool."
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"But sometimes, when there's a lot of noises"
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"occurring at the same time,"
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"I'll hear them as one big jumble."
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"Uh, again, it's not that I can't hear."
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"Because that's false. I can."
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"Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing."
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