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Clips from Family Guy - Mom's the Word (S12E12)

"Okay, we'll go deeper."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I was swindled by that cat who said he was from the future."
Family Guy
"Turns out he was just a present-day cat"
Family Guy
"with a smooth sales pitch."
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"Oh, I understand."
Family Guy
"I understand I've made hundreds of deadly enemies"
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"by shouting racial taunts up at the jailhouse windows."
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"Oh, and another thing,"
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"raise your hand if you think ducks are magic."
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"And... up it goes...!"
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"Peter, that's not why they're here."
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"A-And no, none of us heard about you soiling yourself at work."
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"Oh..."
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"well, why is everybody here?"
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"She had a stroke this afternoon and she died."
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"You don't die from that, Lois."
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"You just host New Year's Eve and talk funny."
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"Peter, it's true."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, my God..."
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"I don't believe it."
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"All right, well, I'm gonna go confuse everyone on Facebook"
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"with a, "So sad, terrible day" status and nothing more."
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"Thanks, Lois."
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"I just, I just can't believe she's really gone."
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"And I can't believe this funeral home has a skylight"
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"with a sinister clown staring down at us."
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"Thank you for coming, everyone."
Family Guy
"We're here to celebrate the life of Thelma Griffin."
Family Guy
"Here to say a few words about Thelma is her son, Peter."
Family Guy
"My mother always hoped to be buried"
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"with her pet cat, Mittens,"
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"so I'd like to thank the Quahog Veterinary Society"
Family Guy
"for putting Mittens down so quickly."
Family Guy
"Yeah, just-just go ahead and toss it in there."
Family Guy
"P-Probably, probably just stuff it in by the feet."
Family Guy
"Okay, I will now take questions from the audience."
Family Guy
"No? None? They don't have to be about my mom."
Family Guy
"Is anyone else here watching Revolution and wanting"
Family Guy
"to talk about it after this?"
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"No! No! No! No!"
Family Guy
"I'm not caught up! I'm not caught up!"
Family Guy
"Lotta white socks with dress shoes in this bitch."
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"Yeah, they're stupid."
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"I'm not gonna die, Brian."
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"I'm like Jim Belushi."
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"I am worried about my funny brother, though."
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"Food fight!"
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"This is tragic, but will also open a door for me."
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"Stewie, everyone is gonna die, at some point."
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"Everyone."
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"So like... even me?"
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"Yes, even you."
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"You are going to die someday, Stewie."
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"Wow... I guess you learn something new everyday."
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"Like the Black Eyed Peas."
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"This is a guitar."
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"Wow..."
Family Guy
"Oh, look at your little baby footprints."
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"Yeah, my mom took my footprint every single year."
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"When I was eight, I was a dragon."
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"We don't have any rocks to make you stronger here, but welcome."
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"You must be Peter."
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"I'm Evelyn, a friend of your mother's."
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"Oh, oh, hi."
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"This is my family."
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"They're of no comfort."
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"Oh... I know it's tough what you're going through."
Family Guy
"You're where I was 17 years ago, when I lost my husband, Walter."
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"He died of pancreatic cancer."
Family Guy
"That sounds sad, but I didn't know him."
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"Man, I miss my mom so much."
Family Guy
"Well, I knew your mother better than anyone."
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"I could tell you stories..."
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"Peter, the two of you should hang out together."
Family Guy
"I'd like that very much."
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"Well, it's 4:00. I'm off to bed."
Family Guy
"Wow, Peter, looks like you made a new friend."
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"Yeah... a-and maybe she can be my new mom,"
Family Guy
"you know, just like Greg Evigan and Paul Reiser"
Family Guy
"I keep forgetting your names."
Family Guy
"Can you just be "Jew Dad" and you'll be "Earring Dad?""
Family Guy
"Stewie, could you please stop tossing and turning?"
Family Guy
"It's hard enough to sleep in here"
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"Uh... don't tell me, don't tell me..."
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"I can't go to sleep, Brian-- I'm scared!"
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"Of what?"
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"Of death!"
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"Well, you're not alone."
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"The world is full of people who can't accept death."
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"And they've all got their own ideas"
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"of what happens when we die."
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"Really? Like what?"
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"Tell me, are any of them blindly reassuring?"
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"Look, it's late."
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"We'll talk about it first thing tomorrow."
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"it's weird to see you so worked up about this."
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"I mean, you're not afraid of anything."
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"Even that monster in your closet."
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"Ah, he's on his way out of here."
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"Ever since he violated the section of his lease"
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"that doesn't allow subletters."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I don't have anyone else in here."
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"Just tell him the truth, Ethan."
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"Thank you for doing this, Brian."
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"No problem, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Wow, every brick in this place is named after someone."
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"Yeah, they do that to honor their donors."
Family Guy
"So that side of the building was donated by someone named,"
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""Get Out of Our Town"?"
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"No, I-I-I think that was the work of some"
Family Guy
"shaved-headed gentlemen,"
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"but, but we're here to talk about Judaism."
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"So, where do they think they go when they die?"
Family Guy
"Well, you should try asking the rabbi."
Family Guy
"Although, I should warn you, you might not get an answer."
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"So, where do Jewish people think they go when they die?"
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"Where do you think we go?"
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