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Clips from 30 Rock - Generalissimo (S03E03)

"Let's see what kind of movies he likes."
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"Caddyshack."
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"And a documentary about how pies are made."
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"I'm sorry, but her show's on now."
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"Do you think we could..."
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"Jonathan, would you come and help Mrs. Padriera?"
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"- I think your grandmother hates me. - I don't understand."
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"Is it because I'm white?"
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"I've had white boyfriends."
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"I get it. You've been with other men."
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"Los Amantes Clandestinos."
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"He's the villain of Los Amantes."
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"The name of the actor is Hector Moreda."
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"He looks exactly like me."
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"He does look like you."
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""This honky grandma be trippin'.""
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"Of course not. I transcend race."
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"We're all going out after work, and I know you like to party."
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"You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition at."
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"But yeah,"
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"A yard, like a lawn?"
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"Don't be weird-looking."
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"Ah, girl!"
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"I live in the basement, so I have all the nails."
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"I just love to bake."
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"- So will I see you before Saturday? - About this weekend..."
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"or my other cousin's parole party."
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"Boy, I hope those two don't eventually have a showdown"
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"It's not me. Abuela thought it should just be family."
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"Is this about the Generalissimo?"
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"As a child, my grandmother worked"
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"But no matter what, she's still my abuelita."
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"- I'll call you tomorrow, OK? - Good night, querida."
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"Told him his haircut was exactly what I've been trying"
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"Smooth, I know. I'm way out of my league here."
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"He might be."
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"I got some more of his mail."
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"And... he trains seeing eye dogs at home."
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"That's no good for you. You're allergic to dogs."
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"- Guess I'll have to step in then. - Shut up. Let me think!"
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"Please keep your voices down. Mr. Jordan is a little hung over."
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"I went out with the interns."
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"Have you ever tasted Scotch? It's terrible!"
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"And what is Rohypnol?"
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"Those are roofies!"
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"There he is! Tonight, shooters at Blockheads,"
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"lay a base, meet up with my bro-hams at Cornell club?"
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"He thinks you're going out again. You gotta tell him you can't."
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"I have a rep to maintain."
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"If I can't keep up with a bunch of Wall Street frat boys..."
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"You can do whatever you want to me."
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"- You wanted to see me? - This is Elisa."
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"What? Come on, you're a nurse?"
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"Some of us are hot."
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"- Boy, that guy looks a lot like you! - Precisely."
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"2 hours a day, 5 days a week, Hector Moreda and the Generalissimo"
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"He just blew up that kid!"
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"Our work schedules, our cultures,"
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"her adorably broken english."
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"Metrocards are a real thing."
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"You use them on the subway."
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"Clandestinos."
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"Now, all I have to do is kill off the Generalissimo,"
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"and she'll help you with the spanish."
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"Don't drag me into this. I have my own problems."
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"And I've never even watched that show."
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"All you need to know is that El Generalissimo"
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"is pure evil, look at him."
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"He stole that girl's love letters and opened them."
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"Opened her mail?"
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"That is just shocking. He's a monster."
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"Or he has a really good reason to do it."
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"was to trick her into giving up her honor to him."
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"And how did he use her mail to do that, exactly?"
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"and turned himself into that which she desired."
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"What she loved, he pretended to love too,"
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"My dog ran away!"
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"- If see the dog, give us a shout. - Come here, boy!"
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"The funny thing is this is what I love about him."
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"If we don't, I don't think I could ever be around dogs again."
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"of the Pediatric Restless Leg Syndrome Association."
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"Buster's probably dead."
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"Wanna go to the wine bar around the corner,"
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"deal with these emotions, get some dinner?"
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"Plus, I have not given up on that dog."
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"He's a fighter."
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"Shoot it, dog!"
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"- Is she watching? - Yes."
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"I told her it was a very special episode."
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"Wait, wait. What did he just say?"
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"He said "you missed again.""
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"Morena has gone broken arrow."
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"I'll call you back."
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"Cigar,"
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"The general was supposed to die."
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"I get to cut the line at Disneyland, if I come mid-week."
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"I'm not going to let you take all that away from me."
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"Play ball, or you'll be back doing R-rated hypnotism"
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"at bull fights so fast, you won't know what hit you."
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"You come over here and say that to my face."
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"Come over here."
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"If you refuse to be reasonable,"
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"I must call the presidente of Telemundo."
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"La oficina de Jack Donaghy."
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"I see that we are not so different, you and I."
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"- We laugh alike. - We think alike."
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"At times, we even drink alike."
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"You can lose your mind!"
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"You should know, I'm doing this for a woman."
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"I am super gay, and I would totally switch for her."
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"But her grandmother hates me, because she hates the Generalissimo,"
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"so he's gotta go."
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"El Generalissimo does not have to die to clear the way to the abuela."
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"Not if the abuela comes to love him."
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"But that's impossible."
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"Seduction is never impossible for El Generalissimo."
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"It will be the performance of a lifetime."
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"Like Julie Harris in The Belle of Amherst."
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"So did you ever find Buster?"
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"What did you not understand? That picture is from a dog food ad."
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