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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Pie-mary (S07E07)

"Okay, excuse me,"
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"Mm. See, that's the problem."
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"I'd pour some Valium down your throat"
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"and just shove you behind the podium way upstage."
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"It's the smarties that freak people out."
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"I know you normally hate foundations,"
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"but this one I think you'll actually like."
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"and then put them to work doing cool stuff all over the world,"
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"and that's a step in the right direction."
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"Well... then bully for you."
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"If you intend to move,"
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"Okay."
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"Mr. Wyatt!"
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"What kind of a statement are you making by skipping it?"
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"Okay. We have to run."
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"Thanks for coming, everybody."
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"What other traditions are you against, Leslie?"
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"sitting right on top of it this whole time."
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"How much money is it?"
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"It's not money."
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"I hid it in here years ago."
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""If you are looking for Ron's key,"
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"is train Champion to sniff out Ron's key."
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"So give me the key, and I'll get you that key."
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"I chose to put my family first."
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"indicate that she actually hates her family?"
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"But the more they talk about this,"
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"so I'll win, and then I can promote"
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"my self-published women's rights barbecue cookbook--"
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"The Feminine Mesquite."
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"Everything's fine."
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"I had it in a safe place,"
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"I see."
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"three simultaneous meltdowns for no reason,"
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"Okay, I got everything you need for pie domination."
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"Leslie, we were thrilled"
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"to find out you were boycotting that ridiculous Pie-mary,"
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"So, you know, lose a battle, win the war."
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"we will have no choice"
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"Metaphorically. We'll be civil."
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"Yeah, I saw it with April."
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"I was furious."
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"She did make us stop by the shoe-shine stand"
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"to drop something off for Andy."
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"She had a real bad crush on him."
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"That's embarrassing."
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"We're married."
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"Oh, gosh."
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"Damn. This takes me back."
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"The I.O.W. does not mess around,"
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"which, normally, is why I love them,"
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"I feel like that's not more important,"
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"but I-I like the energy that we have, so let's hear it."
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"Crust on the bottom, filling, crust on top."
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"A pie."
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"and I'm good at making calzones."
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"for the fresh oranges for the morning OJ."
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"I mean, they rattle around here for hours."
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"That's why I've got to be extra careful"
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"The shoe-shine stand is gone..."
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"Yeah, dude. Tighter. I can do it."
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"Nothing. We're not doing anything."
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"to make my eyes bulge out a little bit,"
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"I think I have the answer."
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"what were you reaching for in the river?"
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"- A burrito. - That's right!"
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"Yes, ma'am, that was not one of my finer moments."
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"Probably gonna get an earful when I get home tonight."
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""Bozo.""
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"How's your pie?"
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"and I happen to be an excellent pie maker,"
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"Free Ben Wyatt! Free Ben Wyatt!"
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"and we are fed up!"
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"Men have had a very rough go of it"
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"Donna, what are you doing here so early?"
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"First off, I got a dude in maintenance"
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"you big B word."
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"and there were no Mexicans in the music business."
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"Oh, my God, babe, you were so into me."
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"It's a dead end. No more clues."
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"It does make me feel a little better. Thanks."
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"Good afternoon."
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"my vision for the economic future of Southern Indiana,"
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"How about this weather we're having?"
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"Actually, hang on. Stop."
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"I love how independent my wife is,"
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"that she's making the wrong choice."
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"So you can say whatever you want."
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"because he is going to make a great congressman."
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"to all the silly questions that you're gonna end up asking me"
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"Why did I change my hairstyle?"
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"Do you miss your kids while you're at work?"
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"Everybody does."
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"No one asks me, "Where are your kids?""
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"Right."
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"your personal idea of what a candidate's wife should be."
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"Oh. Sorry. I-I just got here."
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"that you trusted me and I let you down."
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"is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve."
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""Woof, woof.""
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"Bark."
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"and always here when you need it..."
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"I've since moved it."
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"Or have I?"
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"But what we loved even more was how you, Ben,"
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"We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary."
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"- Let's talk shop. - Ooh, shop talk!"
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"One of my five favorite types of talk,"
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"along with pillow, girl, real, and TED."
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"Why are you wearing a poncho?"
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"Oh, because every surface area in your house is sticky."
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"Last time I was here, I found a melted crayon on my blazer."
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"Okay."
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"I have a photo op with Gryzzl tomorrow."
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"Between now and then, we have a ton of stuff scheduled."
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"Looks like we're gonna have to skip the pie-baking event"
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"and the ceremonial squash toss."
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"- Oh. - Oh, really?"
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"We have to skip that?"
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"I love watching those squashes fly through the air."
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