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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - 94 Meetings (S02E02)

"Yeah, okay."
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"What? She's what? No, she's not."
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"Where the hell are you going? We have 91 more meetings!"
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"there is an emergency."
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"Right. Well, thanks for the coffee."
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"What kind of monster would wanna change this?"
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"Attack by Dennis Feinstein."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in."
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"Just sit there and don't ruin the city."
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"Dismissed."
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"Biscuit. Yeah."
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"Hello, yes. We've met before."
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"Oh, my gosh! It was love at first sight!"
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"But it's on the historical register,"
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"Where I come from, there's a saying, "What's done is done.""
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"And... Pawnee has an Ultimate league?"
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"Yes, and we keep running into conflicts with..."
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"When does practice start?"
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"Now, I have to tell you, I don't actually work"
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"I have the weirdest thing on my arm."
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"It's one of the most beautiful stories in Pawnee's history."
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"without this mushy old pile of rot."
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"I am not a stick-in-the-mud!"
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"I just want to stop a party from happening."
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"and every single one of them is broken."
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"You know what, I hadn't thought of that. That is a really great idea."
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"Yeah! My thoughts exactly."
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"I have no idea what I was saying."
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"Kindly get your groin off my desk."
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"I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign."
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"How many more meetings?"
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"I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk."
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"At the Turnbill Mansion tonight..."
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"Sweetums owns The Pawnee Journal."
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"'cause you're not getting in here."
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"Well, the gazebo has been destroyed."
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"Thanks again for letting me take those meetings today."
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"No, Tom's gonna take me. You guys go on ahead."
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"I'm glad you're okay. Call me tomorrow?"
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"Or Ann and Jessica with me watching."
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"Every time a couple gets married, two single people die."
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"So, I would like to apologize and raise a glass"
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"Why are you here?"
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"Don't recall."
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"Leslie, can I run something by you really quick?"
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"Sure! I love having things run by me."
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"I feel like you're being sarcastic right now."
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"No, no. I'm not. I genuinely love it."
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"Run it by me. Go ahead! Go, go, go."
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"that our relationship isn't moving forward fast enough."
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"And so I'm wondering"
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"if maybe I should ask her if she would like to move in with me."
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"Good idea? Bad idea? You tell me."
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"I would say that some women won't consider moving in with someone"
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"unless they think marriage is in the future, which I know, for you is..."
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"I intend to marry her."
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"For realskies?"
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"I'm not really quite sure how I feel. I... It's a little weird."
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"I mean, I'm happy for them. They're my friends."
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"It makes me a little nauseous."
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"If I could just sum it up in one word, it would be..."
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"Parks and Rec."
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"Confirming what?"
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"That's not possible."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Hey! Good morning."
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"Why are there six people outside"
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"who say they're waiting to meet with me?"
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"So, you know how you love me because"
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"you haven't had a single meeting with anyone"
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"since I became your assistant?"
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"That's because"
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"every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you,"
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"I always schedule it for March 31st."
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"Why?"
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"Because I didn't think March 31st existed."
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"Thirty days has September, April, March and November..."
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"June and November. Today is March 31st."
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"I know."
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"So, then, how many meetings do I have today?"
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"Ninety-three."
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"Okay. Okay. Well, you know what to do."
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"Right."
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"To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmarish hellscape."
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"However, to Leslie Knope..."
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"Oh, how fun! Yay!"
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"Why don't you take as many as you can, and I'll cover the rest."
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"I have a better idea."
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"Why don't I try to rustle up seven more meetings,"
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"'cause I think it would be cooler if there were an even 100..."
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"Just... Why don't we just stick to these 93 and see how it goes?"
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"This is the perfect distraction for me."
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"Okay, so I have everything I need, right? I have a fresh cup of coffee,"
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"comfy fur-lined boots."
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"I'm gonna need those boots back by the end of the day."
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"Yeah, no problem. They're actually a little narrow for me."
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"Leslie, here's a guy."
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"Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy Director."
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"Bill Haggerty, Pawnee Historical Society."
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"I'm supposed to be meeting with Ron Swanson."
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"I understand that. He's tied up right now."
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"What a shocker. I've been trying to meet with him for three months,"
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"and now he's not available. It's probably too late now, but,"
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"some rich woman, Jessica Wicks,"
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"has rented out Turnbill Mansion"
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"for a party, and she's making alterations."
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""Alterations"?"
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"Turnbill Mansion is one of the most beloved historical sites in Pawnee."
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"In 1867, the progressive Reverend Turnbill"
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"officiated a wedding between a white woman and a Wamapoke Indian chief."
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"The secret ceremony was beautiful and romantic."
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"But then word got out, and the reception was a bloodbath."
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"Fortunately, there were two survivors."
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"Unfortunately, they were both horses."
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"Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?"
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"Yes. I'm Tom Haverford."
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"I'm gonna be running point on this, Bill."
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"Hey, why didn't you try to stop her?"
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"Her husband is Nick Newport Sr. From Sweetums."
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