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Clips from The Simpsons - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus (S28E28)

"- (GENTLE MELODY PLAYS ON PIANO) - (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"(BEAUTIFUL SOPRANO VOICE): ♪ Un bel di, vedremo ♪"
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"♪ Levarsi un fil di fumo... ♪"
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"Puccini's a little well-trod, don't you think?"
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"This isn't how it was at all."
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"Monty, time to go on stage."
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"Yes, Mama."
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"Your little butterscotch drop won't let you down."
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"Aw, who's candy?"
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"Who likes Mommy's licks?"
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"Monty likes Mommy's licks."
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"Lickity, lickity, lick."
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"(LAUGHING): Oh, oh, oh."
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"- (GIGGLING) - Oh, ho, ho, ho."
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"Oh. Oh, ho, ho."
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"I want everything just as it was back then."
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"High-spirited, snaggletoothed,"
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"and willing to work 18 hours a day."
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"SKINNER (OVER P.A.): Attention."
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"Please, perform for him."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Also, haw-haw!"
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"And my cast is complete."
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"I'll just save the list and..."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Samson himself could not pry open these jaws."
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"Oh, women aren't meant for clasp opening."
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"Young lady, if there's one thing I know"
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"How would you like to be my assistant director?"
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"Hmm."
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"And I'll be perfectly positioned"
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"to find out exactly what Mr. Burns is really up to."
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"I'm in."
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"And if you need another act,"
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"I also play this."
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"There's no room in my show"
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"for Adolphe Sax's vile-sounding o-phone."
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"Do you ever say anything in a simple way?"
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"(BIRD CAWS)"
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"Hey, Homer, are you sure we haven't let"
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"Smitty, as a wise, old man once said,"
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""Out with the old..."
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"and in with the brew.""
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"(ALARM BUZZING)"
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"That's enough."
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"But I haven't started my act."
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"Muntz, what have you got?"
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"A rabbit in a bag."
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"Ooh, a promising magic trick."
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"No, it's my lunch."
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"Bah! You're all incompetent."
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"I won't go through this a second time."
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"Second time?"
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"A vast amount."
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"And what part of "What I've never told you" don't you understand?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Mother, what is that sound they're making?"
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"Well, it's called laughter."
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"You're a laughingstock, Charles."
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"(WHIMPERING): Oh, oh, it's awful."
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"(MUFFLED): It's not?"
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"(BIRD CHIRPING)"
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"(LIQUID POURING)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Da-da-do-doo! Getting ready for Monday."
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"I'm gonna fill a Super Soaker full of lemonade,"
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"Carl's gonna fill one with iced tea,"
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"and we're gonna Arnold Palmer Lenny when he walks in."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Arnold Palmer Lenny."
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"You're going to Arnold Palmer Lenny."
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"Yeah, you see, Arnold Palmer was a golfer"
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"where it's not a full glass of lemonade"
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"or a full glass of iced tea."
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"Instead..."
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"Homie, I'm worried about all this silliness at work."
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"Not the."
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"I've never seen another."
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"What... wait, one safety inspector?"
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"For the whole nuclear plant?"
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"That's insane."
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"Put everything in the car and get out of town."
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"Hmm. Wow."
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"Wow!"
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"With above-average height comes above-average responsibility."
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"Marge, thank you for setting me straight."
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"You're joking, right?"
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"Well, because, see, that's impossible."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
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"Gah! Oh."
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"Everyone, little miss nitpick hates the show,"
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"("SABRE DANCE" BY ARAM KHACHATURIAN PLAYS)"
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"This was an act."
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"Thanks a lot, Lisa."
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"We were getting out of school for this."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Well if isn't the little girl that made a billionaire cry."
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"May I please speak with Mr. Burns?"
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"No, he's very busy."
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"Won't you please come back and do the show?"
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"Shan't."
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"Oh, that bell has quite the recoil."
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"(BELL CONTINUES RINGING) Oh, what is bothering him?"
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"And what were those weird lines around his eyes?"
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"I know."
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"It's such a tragedy on that beautiful face."
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"Well, there's only one explanation"
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"for those lines, Lisa."
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"He's been watching something on the Mutoscope."
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"I'll know the answer."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"BURNS: Within days"
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"I think you're trying to make up for what happened to you then"
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"(SCOFFS) Spare me you amateur psychology."
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