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Clips from The Simpsons - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus (S28E28)

""Ooh, I saw my father decapitated by a grain harvester"
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""and now I can't enjoy wheat. Boohoo.""
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"Mr. Burns, I want you to listen to that crowd."
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"Do you really want to let those happy, joyous people win?"
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"(FILM CONTINUES WINDING AND SPUTTERING)"
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"(INFLATE, THEN POP)"
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"Smithers, locate my dickey."
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"♪ I was gonna clean my room ♪"
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"- (LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) - ♪ Until I got high ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh ♪"
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"- (PHONE RINGS, THEN RECORD SCRATCH) - ♪ But then... ♪"
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"Springfield Nuclear."
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"that the pizzas are here!"
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"(CHEERING, PARTY MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"Oh, yeah, here he comes."
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"The life of this party!"
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"- (RECORD SCRATCH, MUSIC STOPS) - MAN: What?"
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"(BALLOONS SQUEAK)"
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"We are a public trust."
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"We bring power to people's homes."
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"Lightbulbs, toasters, and that's all I can think of."
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"Now let's buckle down!"
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"Okay, Homer, just let us get our microwave popcorn"
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"out of the core."
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"You're only supposed to do that"
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"when we're watching a movie in the core."
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"(RAPID POPPING, THEN EXPLOSION)"
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"(CRICKETS CHIRPING)"
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"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)"
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"(RAGTIME PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"(POP, THEN SQUIRT, WINDSHIELD WIPERS THUMPING)"
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"(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"Well, that's the easiest time"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"- Don't you laugh at me! - (LAUGHTER DIES DOWN)"
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"Now, enjoy the show."
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"God always liked you best."
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"No, God loves everyone equally."
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"That's wonderful news."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Let's sing."
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"BOTH: ♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪"
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"♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪"
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"♪ Hallelu... ♪"
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"Say, Sockie, who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED): That was no lady."
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"That was your mother."
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"(NORMAL VOICE): Oh, she'll date anyone."
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"Why won't she give me a stable home?"
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"(HIGH-PITCHED): Haw-haw!"
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"(BELLS RINGING MELODICALLY)"
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"(BELLS STOP, XYLOPHONE PLAYS)"
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"(DRUMROLL, HATCH CREAKS)"
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"(CYMBAL CRASH, AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)"
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"Um, this is just a simple twins trick."
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"They pulled the other twin out of the tank"
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"(FIREWORKS EXPLODING, AUDIENCE CHEERING AND WHOOPING)"
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"I was good!"
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"What a finale, eh, Mr. Burns?"
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"That wasn't the finale."
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"(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)"
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"Maestro, "Golden Slippers," if you please."
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"Ooh, boy."
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"(SHUDDERS)"
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"No, no, Mr. Burns needs to do this."
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"♪ Oh, dem golden slippers ♪"
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"♪ Oh, dem gold... (STAMMERS)"
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"Mr. Burns can't take the impact of that many photons."
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"Ow! Ah!"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Oh, for a murder of crows"
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"Well, you'd better know this, mister."
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"This town has my back."
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"And... hey."
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"How did 15,000 people leave so fast?"
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"Um... hey!"
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"Want to see me do a cartwheel?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Always had trouble with those."
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"Oh, I can't stay mad at you."
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"At my age, I can't stay anything at anybody."
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"Oh, and you know what?"
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"The laughter in my head is gone."
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"Go ahead, blow your German kazoo."
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"(PLAYING "GOLDEN SLIPPERS")"
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"Now, lift my arm so I can check my watch."
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"Oh, you really should start doing"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, sweetie pie, it's a terrible curse that goes back centuries."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"No, no!"
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"Don't answer that."
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"MAN: We just need a place to stay for the night."
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"You curse them, my water just broke!"
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"(GOOFY SPRING SOUND)"
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"(LASER SOUND, THEN EXPLOSION)"
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"You're telling me that really happened?"
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"They looked just like us, didn't they?"
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"(RAGTIME BAND PLAYS)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"D'oh!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(HOMER YELLING, GRUNTING)"
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"We will rebuild!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(CAT YOWLS)"
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"(YELLS INCOHERENTLY)"
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"This isn't right."
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"But the butterscotch soon turned to bitter squelch."
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"The stage filled with children"
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"Is there something you're not telling us?"
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"(CHEERFUL SCATTING)"
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"Okay, I want to open this show"
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"with someone being shot into a cannon."
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"(BIKE BELL RINGING)"
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"So this is what made Mr. Burns the monster he is."
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"No. No, it's not fair!"
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"- Palmer! - (GRUNTING)"
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