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Clips from The Simpsons - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus (S28E28)

"(HOMER GRUNTS, YELLS)"
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"What a beautiful day for a family stroll."
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"Tell that to my aching back!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"It's not a family stroll... Homer forgot where"
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"What a beautiful day to be in denial."
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"Yeah, Bart. Who cares?"
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"The sun is shining, birds are singing..."
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"people are staring up at the sky in terror?"
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"Do you see it, Lisa?"
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"There's... nothing... there."
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"And that's where Lard Lad used to be!"
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"Oh, looks like we better file a report"
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"with the Bureau of Missing Statues."
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"Yeah. Be like that time that Rodin statue got stolen."
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"What was the name of that statue again? Eh..."
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"Ah, let me think. Um..."
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"Thinkin'."
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"Yeah, still thinkin'."
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"Still thinkin'."
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"Uh, either we can fan out and search,"
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"or bunch up and riot."
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"Oh, balderdash and poppycock. I say we do not riot."
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"ALL: Don't!"
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"Riot!"
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"Don't!"
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"Riot!"
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"(ALL YELLING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"And thanks to the equal number of nonrioters,"
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"the total cost of the damage is zero dollars."
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"Homer, were you in that riot?"
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"Marge, please."
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"I'm a leader in this community."
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"- (ALARM RINGING) - Lard Lad's parent company,"
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"Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts,"
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"has issued the following statement:"
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""We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue.""
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"Ooh, rebranding."
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"That just means admitting failure, Dad."
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"Ooh, admitting failure."
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"People of Springfield,"
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"please welcome Mr...."
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"I know I'm gonna mangle this... Lee Fong."
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"And now, please welcome the model for the original Lard Lad,"
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"Mr. Laird Lad."
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"focus-grouped, new look!"
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"(STATUE SQUEAKING)"
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"That doesn't say donuts!"
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"That says management overthink!"
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"The Thinker!"
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"What?"
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"People, let's give the new statue a chance."
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"When the Eiffel Tower was first built,"
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"many said it was a steel monstrosity."
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"It still is."
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"Aw, this thing sucks. I don't think so."
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"Well, at-at-at a certain angle..."
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"- We love it. - That's beautiful."
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"(ALL CHEER)"
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"(WIND WHISTLING)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You fools!"
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"You've erected a massive"
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"concave reflective surface."
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"It will focus the sun's beam in a deadly ray."
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"(PEOPLE SCREAM)"
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"(GROWLS)"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"(ALL GROAN)"
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"- Oh. - Uh."
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"Hey!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"(GUN HAMMER CLICKS)"
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"QUIMBY: First off, I'd like to thank the good people"
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"at Tianjin Smelting and Mining and Donuts and Tarps"
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"for neutralizing our wonderful, deadly, new Lard Lad."
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"They'll grow back."
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"The time for mourning and blaming our mayors hasassed."
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"We will rebuild."
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"We will rebuild."
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"ALL: We will rebuild."
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"We will rebuild!"
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"(STRAINED): We will rebuild."
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"We will rebuild."
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"Supergirl?!"
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"(OMINOUS ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"So... you'd like me to save the town."
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"Well, you've got gumption, I'll give you that."
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"(LAUGHING): And such an adorable baby,"
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"from your upstairs office."
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"(LAUGHS) Yes."
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"And how was your fall?"
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"Painful? Unexpected?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Worst I've ever had."
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"- Pulled something. - Totally painful."
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"Did not see it coming."
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"(CHUCKLES) Excellent."
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"So... remind me what I was saying no to."
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"But if you could do even one little project."
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"or fixing up the Springfield Bowl."
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"The Springfield Bowl."
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"Very well."
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"I will rebuild this town on one condition."
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"Forget it."
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"I want to put on a variety show at the Bowl."
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"A celebration of everything wonderful about... um,"
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"Springfield, sir."
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"Celebrate, sir."
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"Springfield has risen from the ashes like a phoenix."
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"That's phoenix, the mythical bird,"
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"not Phoenix, the cultureless, Mars-scape of the Southwest."
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"Our unlikely angel,"
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"Thank you, Kent."
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"(GROANS)"
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"And don't forget the open auditions"
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"for my Springfield Follies."
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"with permission of husband,"
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"father and pastor in writing."
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"BURNS: Next."
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