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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"as stoked about Kazak coming over to ISIS..."
Archer (2009)
"...who's driving this clown car like Parnelli fricking Jones?"
Archer (2009)
"Or you, Lana Litterbug?"
Archer (2009)
"No, but I'm breathing fast."
Archer (2009)
"You trying not to laugh because you're cranky for some reason'?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm cranky because I didn't sleep. Inaccurate."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, seriously? Yes, Archer. My head totally kills."
Archer (2009)
"Well, that's not good. Wait, seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but you're missing out on all the great things Tangier has to offer."
Archer (2009)
"Besides cheap hash and a repulsively low age of consent."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, rugs? Okay."
Archer (2009)
"It might change my mood. To remorseful?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't think he likes guns."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, okay. Who's a good boy, huh? Who's a good boy?"
Archer (2009)
"Because she loved it more than you? Ha, ha. Very funny."
Archer (2009)
"Although, she never forgot the dog's birthday."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, put it away. All right, everything is okay. See?"
Archer (2009)
"See? He really doesn't like guns, Lana. He can't stress that enough."
Archer (2009)
"What are we supposed to do if Kazak doesn't wanna come with us?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, who's a poopy boy, huh? Who's a poopy boy?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't listen to her, she's--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Wow."
Archer (2009)
"You could use a Tic Tac."
Archer (2009)
"Kazak? Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Beckon and rebuff whom? Kazak."
Archer (2009)
"No, he's not."
Archer (2009)
"He cannot be Kazak."
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Son of a bitch."
Archer (2009)
"Nope. No, no, no, nope."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I will if you bring it here, Kazak. I can't throw it if it's in your mouth."
Archer (2009)
"Why didn't you become a vet? Honestly? Didn't have the grades."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. No shit. Why would I lie about that?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for the love--"
Archer (2009)
"But I'll tell her you're not here."
Archer (2009)
"I assume Lana's mad because Sterling's pushing her buttons."
Archer (2009)
"What a surprise. Speaking of..."
Archer (2009)
"No. I'm actually broker than usual."
Archer (2009)
"--Nine, 10. She's out."
Archer (2009)
"May I finish?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer Daniels Midland."
Archer (2009)
"Now what do you want? I'm extremely busy."
Archer (2009)
"How was I supposed to know it was gonna make him do that?"
Archer (2009)
"Stuffing him full of street kebabs'?"
Archer (2009)
"Your mother sends me on this bullshit mission..."
Archer (2009)
"...but now she won't even take my call?"
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? Out. Just checking. God."
Archer (2009)
"Idiot. As I was saying..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry. And I'm sure I..."
Archer (2009)
"I also speak for Kazak, who, by the way, is the real victim here."
Archer (2009)
"How is he the victim?"
Archer (2009)
"It's gotta be killing him."
Archer (2009)
"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"So guess we're driving through the desert to a backup extraction point?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, you want a fresh one? I do not, no."
Archer (2009)
"Then shut your fist hole and show Miss Archer how I did on the IFAAB."
Archer (2009)
"You took it? You aced it?"
Archer (2009)
"No. But this can't-- You cheated."
Archer (2009)
"Punk-ass bitches."
Archer (2009)
"Sterile test conditions, anyway. But I can promise she didn't cheat."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Hm!"
Archer (2009)
"My God, a perfect score on the IFAAB merely indicates..."
Archer (2009)
"...that a person is a candidate for field agent status."
Archer (2009)
"It can't determine if they're suited for actual field work."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, what if she had to subdue an enemy agent?"
Archer (2009)
"My God."
Archer (2009)
"So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots'?"
Archer (2009)
"What makes you think I need another field agent?"
Archer (2009)
"- I quit. - Lana, believe me..."
Archer (2009)
"...nobody wanted a hovercraft more than me."
Archer (2009)
"Stop the car. I'm serious."
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious. Calm the hell down."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, stop the goddamn car."
Archer (2009)
"Stopping the car, buddies."
Archer (2009)
"Wouldn't have shot you for a gazillion bucks."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, come on, we both know you're-- Quitting, Archer. Yes, exactly."
Archer (2009)
"Who's my stinky boy, huh? Who's my--'?"
Archer (2009)
"You're new here, but Lana cries wolf on quitting ISIS, like, twice a week."
Archer (2009)
"She'll be fine. She's got-- Oh."
Archer (2009)
"I was gonna say, GPS, gun, sat phone, and canteen full of life-saving water."
Archer (2009)
"...with no GPS, no gun, no sat phone, and no life-saving water."
Archer (2009)
"She jammed a gun in your--"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. So were you whining about Lana being an idiot'?"
Archer (2009)
"Or about you being carsick?"
Archer (2009)
"...and just generally make her life hell..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goddamn, dude."
Archer (2009)
"Because you let him. Because you let him push your buttons."
Archer (2009)
"That's why you stormed off with no GPS, gun, phone, or life-saving water."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, I'm gonna die in the desert."
Archer (2009)
"--Archer's gonna come crawling back to you, tail between his legs from..."
Archer (2009)
"From the wrong direction. Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"I said "desert." Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for the-- Please."
Archer (2009)
"No, they changed it."
Archer (2009)
"Cheryl, you stupid ****..."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. Lucky guess."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, I'm a quick learner."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, I'm an amazing driver. Plus, I almost never get sick."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, I already bought three pantsuits. I'll think about it."
Archer (2009)
"That a real you'll think about it'?"
Archer (2009)
"Or a "Pam, if your pig, Leon, wins a ribbon at the county fair..."
Archer (2009)
"...we won't kill and eat him for Easter dinner..."
Archer (2009)
"...and render what's left into soap," you'll think about it?"
Archer (2009)
"It's-- Because I never really got over that."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER". Mother? it's Sterling. Listen. Oh, no."
Archer (2009)
"Heh. I guess I had that coming."
Archer (2009)
"You must really think I'm an idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"What's going on? Did you get Kazak? Are you on the boat yet?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling! Oh. So, anyway, Lana quit and--"
Archer (2009)
"She--? What'd you do this time?"
Archer (2009)
"Nothing. She quit because you made us fly to Morocco."
Archer (2009)
"Coach, by the way-- And don't even get me started on that."
Archer (2009)
"A stupid dog?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, Pd be lying if I said it wasn't a factor."
Archer (2009)
"Are you--? That's all we were after? Well, you could have told us, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Who just had a lovely birthday carriage ride through Central Park?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, she did. Yes, she did."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, rerouting now. ETA, 10 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"See? That's why I said scrooch down. Lana, Lana, scrooch down!"
Archer (2009)
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